And with the whole universe involved in the fury of this difficult Hongda war, the Condor Legion finally seized the opportunity to release its ultimate hole card, although only the two elemental ancestors were caught, but there is no doubt that this is already the best result, after all, these two are still followed by a large number of elites, so the situation is imminent, it can be said that the Condor Legion, which has reached the point where the arrow is ready to start, has finally resorted to its final means, directly allowing the two elemental ancestors and their legions to be directly reimbursed！

But this still didn't save the defeat, after all, the other party didn't just have two elemental ancestors!

Therefore, although the lethality is amazing, it is a pity that the Condor Legion without the ultimate means can be regarded as having lost the confidence to deter the Elemental Ancestor, and the remaining Elemental Ancestor, who has endured for a long time, immediately attacked, breaking through the magic energy shield in a wave of reckless attacks, and the Elemental Army can be regarded as finally stepping on this broken starry sky that has been separated from the main universe for a long time!

Before they had time to celebrate their victory of completely eradicating this great calamity, the tentacles of the will of the universe stretched out again, directly bewitching their minds After successfully completing the collective dementia of the elements again, they began to ram into the army again, aiming directly at the strong fortresses that had defeated the elemental army many times, and there was no way that the existence of the fortress was like a thorn in the throat of the elements, firmly containing a large number of troops of the elemental legions, although it can't be said to be how lethal it is, but in terms of this containment ability, it is definitely just now！

Therefore, these fortresses that are regarded as thorns in the flesh have become the preferred targets of attack, after all, whether they are besieged and appear to be weak or because they have no way to retreat, they are the most suitable targets for the sword, after all, although these fortresses are strong, but they are not the opponents of the ancestor of the elements, it is impossible to stop the ancestor of the elements for how long, Wang Fan's purpose in establishing these fortresses is to use them as a hoarding of materials when the first line of defense, and as a broken force when retreating, but he didn't expect that the ancestors of the elements who were facing the enemy in front of him did not attack here because of the will of the universe to urge the attackAs a result, he forcibly left this thorn until now, and left it to the subsequent elemental ancestors to deal with!

(I'm so sleepy, I don't want to write, I slept)

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The seven-year-old son said, "Dad, I have a way!"

I said, "What's the solution?"

The son said, "Let's buy a toilet that can be turned, and you can sit on it, and when you press the button, won't it be thrown out?"

I...

2. The nephew just refuses to eat.

After the sister-in-law asked again and again, the nephew hesitated and said, "It's very full! Help Xiaomin eat in the kindergarten at noon! She promised to let me kiss it!"

The sister-in-law straightened her face and said, "You are not allowed to help others eat in the future!"

The nephew said helplessly, "But... I have to help her eat this month.,Today I can't help but kiss more.。。。 ”

3. My wife likes my nephew very much, and often buys him toys and delicious food, and the relationship between the two is very iron.

Today the three of us took the elevator, and my wife and I talked back, she held up the durian she had just bought, pretending to smash my skull.

My nephew hugged her leg to stop her, and I thought to myself, after all, blood is thicker than water.

Then he said, "Don't do anything here, there's surveillance." ”

4. Early in the morning, my daughter asked my wife: Mom, I also want to have a husband, can you lend me your husband for a day?

The wife thought about it and nodded in acquiescence.

My daughter turned her head and hugged my arm and said coquettishly: Husband, many of my classmates have phones and watches, can you buy them for me?

I...

5. My mother-in-law said to me, the baby is three years old and already sensible, don't beat her at every turn.

I quibbled with a pious face: I didn't beat her.

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Woman: "What is it?"

Man: "I'll start a family with you." ”

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I said I would choose money, and she asked me why? Is it not as good as that money in my heart?

I hugged her: "My dear, you are priceless in my heart, you have suffered a lot with me over the years, but I will not delay your happiness because of my selfishness, and on the day you get married, I will give you this million as a dowry." ”

After listening to her, she cried, don't want it, I think, if someone really takes a million in exchange for her, how blind that person must be...

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"My surname is smoke!"

"Smoked is a rare surname, is it smoked by lavender?"

"No, it's Smoked Goku's Smoked. ”

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She: "Shut your mouth and cut it." ”

I... What kind of haircut is this???

5. Man: "To you, I'm nothing." ”

Woman: "You can't say that, when you disturb me, you're a fly." ”

6. What kind of person is your boyfriend?

My boyfriend is very handsome, but he is very lazy, he plays games at home every day without going to work, I support this family alone, and life is very hard!

One time I had a fever and he couldn't afford to see me, and I really wanted to leave him at that time, and then it was my parents who gave me the money to see a doctor.

He also likes to play mahjong, and he owes a butt of accounts every day, and I have to pay it back slowly, I really can't hold on anymore, maybe someone will ask: "Such a scumbag also has a girlfriend?"

Actually, I just wanted to say, "I didn't tell you I was a woman, did I?"

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So I studied hard, got admitted to university and got a doctorate, and found that I was still a big.

------ anorectal doctor said helplessly

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My aunt shook her head and said I don't eat this, I bought it and released it.

The host said enthusiastically: You just think this is what you released...

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"I have hands and feet, but I don't have any money. ”

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Someone reminded him after reading it: I wrote three wrong words in a sentence, depending on your level as a secretary?

Secretary: I made a typo in my writing, the matter is small, and the leader mispronounces the typo, and the matter is big!

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I don't know who suddenly said "cheap!"

The atmosphere was suddenly not calm