Chapter 996: Closing the Door and Hitting the Dog

You must know that the dark element even put down the ring in order to compete for the main attack position this time, and several elemental races that also competed for the best-of-three competition, of course, it cannot be said that it is the ring placed by the dark element, but the ancestors of the elements decided after a meeting, and finally the dark element first eliminated the water element, the fire element was eliminated by the thunder element, and after the light element knocked the wind element out of the ring, the earth element was eliminated by the space element (although the space element does not have the ancestor of the element, it still relies on its own spatial ability to occupy a place).

As for the other elements, they either have no intention of participating, or they are more than capable of doing so, so in this best-of-three battle, the two that finally stand out are the dark element and the space element, the three are the elemental earl-level duel, the elemental marquis duel and the elemental duke-level duel, and the dark element against the light element won all three games, I have to say that the dark element has his own proud capital, and the space element is actually a complete victory, after all, the strongest person of the space element is an elemental marquis, so he took the initiative to abstain and admit defeat to the thunder element in the duel of the elemental duke, but even so, according to the best-of-three model, the spatial element that won the count-level duel and the marquis-level duel was undoubtedly still victorious.

And subsequently, he chose to cooperate with the dark element, and the dark element also saw that both sides were a little faintly rejected by the other elements, and finally accepted this alliance proposal, and finally the two sides joined forces and started this attack, but unfortunately, this time the space element will sink to the bottom again, and the dark element will also be the first to be light, after all, the Condor Legion is ready, everything is ready to wait for their arrival, and at that time, once they "break through" Later, I will find that I have actually walked into the trap, and it is still the kind of trap that I can't escape, because at that time, the Condor Legion will close the door and directly close the hole that they deliberately let the elements open, and completely seal them in the magic shield, if at that time, the space element can barely run away with the method of moving in space phase unless it reaches the level of the Elemental Grand Duke, and no one can run out of the other elements at all, but the space element does not have an elemental Grand Duke now, and there is not even an Elemental Duke(The Ancestor of the Elements is generally not counted in the normal range, to be honest, if it weren't for the fear of death and the last weapon of the Condor Legion, it would not be difficult for the Elemental Ancestor to destroy the Condor Legion together!)

Under the full monitoring of the Condor Legion, soon these elements slowly lurked to the predetermined position without hurrying, and then took out the demon-breaking weapon to plan a surprise attack, in fact, if the Condor Legion shot at this time, it can also be a big gain, and the security and destruction will be relatively smaller, after all, don't forget, when you put a mad dog in a cage with yourself and plan to close the door and beat the dog, you yourself are also in danger of being bitten by a mad dog, even if you are wearing the plate armor like a canned European continent, it is the same, after all, the soft tissue damage caused by the impact of the mad dog is still unavoidable。

So in fact, the safest thing to do is to hide in a sturdy cage and take a 40-meter-long machete to hack the mad dog to death, or even arrogantly claim that you should run 39 meters or something!

But in the end, the Condor Legion still chose a more risky and destructive way, closing the door and beating the dog, and putting himself and the elements under the shroud of the magic shield, in fact, the magic shield is the protective shield of the Condor Legion and is also a cage, just like the three walls in Attack on Titan, firmly trapping people's eyes and ambitions to open up.

(I really want to sleep, that's all for today, no way, although I really want to insist on writing, but the situation does not allow, I have to go back to my hometown tomorrow to get a driving license, otherwise the car can not be inspected annually, and by the way, my grandmother's five or seven also arrived, and I have to go back to worship, from the beginning of the seventh to the seventh and then there is a hundred days, the rules of worship are still a lot, so the next is a joke, sorry everyone.) )

1. At that time, we had just started to practice cremation, and when I came home, an old woman asked me, what is cremation?

I say, "Burn the dead!"

At this time, a brother on the side was cheap-mouthed and said: But the older a person is, the more difficult it is to burn, and sometimes, he has to chop it into several pieces to burn.

The old woman cried for days.

2. There are two ready to duel with guns.

One of them was small and the other was tall and strong.

The duel was about to begin, and the big man suddenly said to the little one, "Wait a minute, it's not fair that your target is bigger than mine." ”

The little man quickly came up with a solution, and he said, "Then on you, use chalk to outline the size of my body, and if I hit the outside of the line, even if I lose!"

3. There's a new milkman on the ranch.

One day, when the milkman finished milking, the rancher asked him, "Why do you have a swollen nose?"

The milkman sighed and said, "When milking, the cow's tail is always flicking around, which makes my face itch. ”

The rancher asked suspiciously, "What does that have to do with your blue nose and swollen face?"

The milkman sighed and said, "Because I tied a stone to the tail of the ox......"

4. Just now, my swimming coach and fitness coach had a conflict because of my course, and the two of them were in theory......

Swimming coach: "Can you adjust her thick thighs?"

Fitness Coach: "Then can you adjust her calves thickly?"

Swimming coach: "She has no curves on her back, can you practice?"

Fitness Instructor: "Do you have a way to get fat on her belly?"

Me: There is a sentence that MMP doesn't know whether to say or not, you say yours, is it okay for others to attack personally?

5. The boss was in a hurry, and the phone rang urgently.

The boss put down the wine glass stupidly, and when he heard the report that several workers had been killed or injured, he instructed that it was not a big deal and that he should give more hush money to the family.

The boss raised his glass and drank again, the bell rang again, the phone was reported, and the media came to interview after hearing the news.

The boss angrily threw the wine glass on the ground and roared: The leak is a major accident, who did it?

Be sure to strictly investigate those responsible!

1. In music class, the teacher asked, "Do you know what 'tenor' and 'bass' are?"

One student immediately replied, "My dad was a tenor when he taught me, and when my dad was taught by my mom, he was a bass!"

2. Last night, I heard a mother upstairs yelling at the baby: Every time I do my homework, I am like your father, perfunctory.

The baby cried: My dad doesn't have homework every day.