Chapter 341: The Legend of the Pregnant Father
"I'm afraid it's not going to work. Meow Xiaoli looked at Lin Feifei's mouth with one eyeball glowing, "The loess has reached your throat, they seem to like your stomach very much, and they are desperately drilling into it, you can only slowly digest them by yourself." ”
"Still trying to drill into it, is this thing still alive?" Lin Feifei wanted to move, but his stomach was full of loess now, and his stomach pouch was extremely huge. And those loesses are not honest, they have been squirming in the stomach pouch.
"Of course it's alive, otherwise how did you create those demon clans?" Meow Xiaoli said.
"The demon clan you saw at the beginning eating loess is also like this?" Lin Feifei asked.
"Definitely not, that person didn't eat the size of a grain of rice at the beginning. How can there be so many of you, tsk, look at how greedy you are, shouting in your mouth not to, but your body is still very honest. Meow Xiaoli said with a smile.
"How did I know that this half bottle could be drilled out after it was opened! What should I do now, wait for death?" Lin Feifei asked.
"I don't know, why don't you try to spit it out?" asked Meow Xiaoli.
Lin Feifei wanted to spit out the loess, but unfortunately, there was no smooth muscle in his stomach that could work. The current Lin Feifei is like a candy, with thin ends, a huge belly, and his ribs have been deformed.
In fact, if he hadn't been desperately using the Nine Bull Refinement Body, it was estimated that he would have been sent to the intensive care unit at this time. Fortunately, the innate breathing method he learned before allowed him to breathe without his lungs, and he could get oxygen directly through his skin.
At the moment, there is no way.
Meow Xiaoli tried to dig out of Lin Feifei's mouth with a spoon, but the loess was extremely delicate, and no matter how hard Meow Xiaoli tried, they would find a way to return to Lin Feifei's mouth.
"Otherwise, you should trust your own digestion. Meow Xiaoli said.
"Believe in my digestion ability?" Lin Feifei was ruthless, and he directly activated the Pain Mark. Then he controlled his body to mutate, giving him the strongest digestion ability!
Fight!
"That's what makes me believe in my digestion. Lin Feifei's face was full of hideousness.
Sure enough, after the mutation, Lin Feifei's stomach shrank rapidly, and it only took less than half an hour for his body shape to completely return to normal.
Apart from.
Small belly.
Lin Feifei's little belly bulged high, and it looked as if she had been pregnant for several months.
"Eating too much, it's all going to the final step. With that, Lin Feifei went into the toilet.
However, after half an hour, Lin Feifei came out of the toilet with a frightened face.
"They don't come out!they're still alive!" Lin Feifei said, pointing to his huge belly.
"How is this possible? I'll show you. Gu Ya came over, and then said to Meow Xiaoli and Sakura Xueye, "You guys let me a little, X-rays have radiation." ”
Meow Xiaoli immediately pulled Sakura Snow Night out of the way.
Gu Ya looked at Lin Feifei's stomach, and then smiled dumbly.
"Congratulations, Lin Feifei, the child is in a positive fetal position and has a strong body. ”
Lin Feifei's eyes darkened.
"Xiaoya, don't talk nonsense, I'm a big man, where did you come from. Lin Feifei pouted.
Gu Ya took out her mobile phone, uploaded the photo, and showed it to Lin Feifei, who immediately softened his feet.
Because in his belly, there is really a fetus, and that fetus is not a human being, but a little green dragon.
"After all, loess is the soil of life, this thing is like the water of the daughter river, you will conceive a fetus when you eat it, this thing is not bad. Meow Xiaoli said.
"In other words, the loess I ate has been transformed into nutrients for the development of the little green dragon?" Lin Feifei asked.
"It's weird, but it looks like it's true. Meow Xiaoli said.
"Then when will it have to leave?" this is what Lin Feifei wants to know most.
"How do I know about this, most people are pregnant in October, and you must be pregnant in October, so you can raise the baby with peace of mind. Meow Xiaoli said.
"Let's not, people start with a single cell in October, and my stomach is full of finished products!"
Meow Xiaoli waved her hand again and again: "That's impossible, this guy was already 100,000 miles old when I met Qinglong." It's still early for you, so take your time. ”
Lin Feifei went crazy.
But.
He quickly fell in love with these kinds of days.
Why?
Because the pregnant father doesn't have to work!
Although he usually does almost nothing, since he was 'pregnant', everyone around him has rushed to work and made all kinds of ridicule. Over time, Lin Feifei actually liked this feeling. Even the travel agency has a job, and Meow Xiaoli helped him ask for leave. Lin Feifei is such a lazy person, the first thing he gets up in the morning is to rest first, what do you ask me? Of course, it's because I'm tired after a night's sleep, I have to rest.
The days of the pregnant father are so sweet that someone even develops the habit of touching his belly every day. However, what made Lin Feifei feel strange was that his belly did not get bigger day by day with the passage of time, but became smaller day by day!
One night, an inexplicable typhoon made landfall, and torrential rain followed. The next morning, Lin Feifei found that the burden on his stomach was gone, and asked Gu Ya to come and take a look, Gu Ya's face was strange.
"The little green dragon in your belly is gone. Guya said.
In the mobile phone photo, Lin Feifei's stomach is very complete, and all kinds of organs are where they should be, and the little green dragon that was entrenched there before can't be found at all. And Lin Feifei looked inward again and found that the little green dragon that had been entrenched in his body was gone.
That's weird.
Could it be that it has soared?
This little green dragon came and walked strangely.
Here, Lin Feifei had just finished his career as a pregnant father, and Meow Xiaoli called me directly: "Have you given birth?
After playing for almost two months, Lin Feifei felt that he didn't want to go to work after playing: "Sister Xiaoli, don't you want to be so cruel, the state stipulates that there is maternity leave." People have just been born, and they have to be confined!"
Meow Xiaoli immediately shouted: "You are all the dregs of feudalism, what kind of confinement are you sitting on! And you are a big man and still do confinement?"
Lin Feifei said: "I, a big man, just gave birth to a child. ”
Speaking of this, Meow Xiaoli asked in a low voice, "What is going on?"
Lin Feifei said: "I really don't know, that night was stormy, and when I woke up the next day, my stomach was gone." ”
Lin Feifei knew that there was a relationship between Meow Xiaoli and Qinglong, although the Four Holy Beasts had suppressed Meow Xiaoli back then, and later it seemed that the relationship was very good. Lin Feifei didn't know the details of this kind of thing, but judging from the occasional Meow Xiaoli's behavior after a few drunken times, they must not be enemies.
"Forget it, let's go. Rookie, come on, I really can't handle it anymore. ”
Is there anything in this world that Meow Xiaoli can't deal with?
"Okay! I'll be there soon! I want to see what kind of situation this is! Even your dignified meow Xiaoli has to ask me for help!"