"Damn, I don't know which bastard is so unkind, he actually dares to beat Lao Tzu, if you let Lao Tzu catch him, hum ......" Sun Chen's face was angry, and he seemed to be about to run away.

At this time, the beautiful host suddenly asked, "What will you do to him if you catch him?"

"Well, it depends on the situation, if it's a man, I'll slap him to death, if it's a woman, then I have to treat her specially, at least a hundred times!" Sun Chen said to himself, completely immersed in his own world, and there was a trace of crystal flowing down the corner of his mouth, and he didn't see the cold expression of the beautiful host next to him at all.

Just as Sun Chen was talking energetically, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his ears, it turned out that I don't know when our beautiful host had grabbed his ears, his silver teeth were clenched, and he was pulling his ears hard, and said in a cold voice, "Little brother, I'm sorry, the bastard you said is me, what did you just say, didn't you say that if it was a woman, she would be killed a hundred times?" Speaking of this, the beauty's face was flushed.

"Ah?" Sun Chen suddenly wilted, completely lost the excitement just now, now his only thought is how to bluff the pass in front of him, what should he do, escape? No, this is a plan, how can he escape before he fights, it's too unproductive, this is not at all in line with my character, Sun Chen repeatedly thought about countermeasures.

He suddenly became wise in a hurry, thought of a clever plan, and immediately pointed in a direction and said, "Look, a flying pig!", to no avail, the beauty was looking at him with a sneer.

Damn, such an ancient trick doesn't work, it seems that we have to use our housekeeping skills, I saw Sun Chen raise his head and hold his chest, with a righteous face, as if the righteousness of the world was condensed in his body, "Whew", the aura instantly swept the audience, and everyone seemed to have seen a mountain rising in front of them.

The beauty was also surprised when she saw Sun Chen suddenly seem to have changed into a different person, as if she had become extremely small.

Just when everyone thought that Sun Chen would make an amazing move, Sun Chen lived up to expectations, only to see that he immediately grabbed the hand of the beautiful woman tightly, and said "I surrender!", "poof", and suddenly the whole audience fell to the ground, foaming at the mouth.

Sun Chen was leisurely and complacent, and said in his heart, "I am really a witty teenager, I can come up with such a good way, I really admire myself." ”

The final result was that Sun Chen was severely taught a lesson by the beautiful host, but he still gave Sun Chen a chance to participate in the competition selection, and set him a goal, that is, to enter the top 50 in the finals, if he didn't meet the requirements, let him wait and see.

Of course, Sun Chen didn't take this sentence to heart at all, don't say that I can achieve it, that is, I can't achieve it, as soon as I finish the game, I will leave immediately, who knows where I went on the boundless road!

In any case, this time you must enter the top 50 in the finals, only in this way can you get the nomination qualification to enter the Heavenly Saint Academy, and become a trainee apprentice of the Heavenly Saint Academy, although it is an apprenticeship, it is also a rare honor, and you will be treated as a VIP wherever you go!

Sun Chen looked at the jade card in his hand, only his name and a simple number, his number was seven, I don't know who the opponent will be, Sun Chen has some expectations in his heart!

Suddenly, there was a voice from the square, "Please all the contestants come to the stage to compete, this round is an audition, everyone will go to the three-seat martial arts arena of No. 123 for a melee, this is a knockout match, no matter what method you use, as long as you can not be beaten out of the stage in a pillar of incense, you can enter the finals!"

As soon as the referee's voice came out, it immediately caused an uproar, it would be like this, some people are happy and some are worried, some people are not strong, but there are many friends, this time they are lucky, and some people are sad, frowning, obviously these people are either no strength or have neither strength nor friends.

Sure enough, the old saying is true, Tianxingjian, a gentleman strives for self-improvement, and some people tell us to rely on family at home and friends when we go out, but there is also a "great man" Sun Chen who tells us that there is actually another way.

Of course, Sun Chen is a real "great man", he knows that practice is the only criterion for testing the truth, he decided to use his own actions to prove, thinking of how many people in ancient times sacrificed themselves in order to verify a truth, and now he has also embarked on this road, Sun Chen suddenly felt that he was so "great".

"Hey, dude, can you let us go, let a few of our brothers pass, you are expressing your feelings!"

"Oh, okay, you guys go first!" Sun Chen politely gave way, and then continued to tilt his head at a forty-five degree angle, staring at the sky with both eyes.

"Hey, brother, it's okay to change places, how can we get in the game if you're in the way." A few more people said.

Sun Chen came back to his senses and looked, damn, the position that Lao Tzu stepped on was so good, just standing at the entrance of the passage, sure enough, Lao Tzu is indeed a man who pulls the wind, and he can stand here in any position.

Sun Chen was extremely proud in his heart, but when he saw the cannibalistic eyes of everyone, Sun Chen walked away silently with great interest.

After everyone walked over, Sun Chen faintly seemed to hear, "Damn, that stupid person has been looking at the sky for a quarter of an hour, and the bad man has also been unlucky, it's really unlucky, phew!"

"That's it, that stupid fork just looked up at the sky and smiled obscenely, damn, don't say it, I feel terrible when I mention it, I'm afraid of being infected by him!" another voice came.

Yes, I heard it wrong, it must have been that I raised my head for too long just now, and the blood flowed back, causing tinnitus and forming auditory hallucinations, well, it must be so, Sun Chen kept denying the facts he heard, otherwise he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to stand it and kill those people again, and he would actually scandalize my image of being so "great"!

Seeing that there were more and more people in the field, Sun Chen said in his heart, which one is better to go to, and finally he decided to go to the No. 1 stage, because only this martial arts arena has the smallest number of people, only about half of the other martial arts arenas.

Sun Chen said in his heart I am really a witty teenager, this stage has the least number of people, it seems to be the easiest level, there are more than 30,000 people in this competition, and the number of finals is only 500, and the top 50 will be drawn from the finals to award the apprenticeship qualification of the three holy places!

There are about four or five thousand people on the stone platform where Sun Chen is, and there are more than 10,000 people on the other two stone platforms, the referee gave an order, and suddenly the big scuffle began, Sun Chen decided that if people don't offend me, I won't offend people, and find a place to hide.

Time passed quickly, and soon the time of half a pillar of incense passed, at this time, the three fields were extremely messy, and the number of people plummeted, there were only about seventy or eighty people on the first stone platform, and the number of people on the other two stone platforms was not much, only about a hundred.

It seems that the strength of the contestants this time is uneven, and some of the strength disparities are too big to cause this situation, but Sun Chen is leisurely at this time, and he has not made a few moves in the whole process, he is secretly happy in his heart, this time he is lucky.

The number of people met the requirements, and then the crowd was dismissed, saying that it was a competition in the afternoon, when the contestants were all weak, and the competition had a lot of impact on the strength of the play, so it was decided to play the finals in the afternoon.

At this time, it was noon, Sun Chen felt a burst of screams from his stomach, he knew that he was going to eat, thinking, so he raised his legs and walked towards the "good again" inn next to him, planning to eat something, take a rest by the way, and prepare for the finals in the afternoon!

He lowered his head and walked towards the inn vigorously, forgetting to look at the road, and suddenly heard an "ah" sound, his head seemed to have hit something, soft, fragrant, it felt so elastic, I really wanted to touch it.

Just as he was about to stretch his hand to the softness, he looked up and saw that it was actually a beautiful host, so what was this softness? It goes without saying that Sun Chen immediately knew what it was, looking at the pair of softness in front of him, Sun Chen was very entangled in his heart, should I pretend that I didn't find her existence, and grab it, or grab it?

After a strong ideological struggle, Sun Chen still decided that he couldn't turn a blind eye, this was the desecration of the pair of holy objects in front of him, he decided to stretch out his hand, just when he was about to grab the softness, he suddenly felt a chill down his spine, and suddenly found that the beautiful host's eyes were enough to kill Sun Chen countless times, Sun Chen immediately realized that good things should only be viewed from a distance and not blasphemed, and he just wanted to protect such beautiful scenery, which was understandable!

found an excuse to excuse himself, Sun Chen immediately pretended to be casual and said, "Hehe, what a coincidence, I actually met my sister again, where is my sister going, I'll send you." ”

The beautiful host quietly watched Sun Chen's performance, her face was expressionless, Sun Chen suddenly felt that he couldn't go on, under this kind of look, Sun Chen felt that he couldn't stay for a minute, and suddenly had the idea of running away in his heart, ready to find the opportunity to slip away!

Seeing Sun Chen's eyes flickering, seeing her seemed to be like eating rat poison, she was angry in her heart, and said in her heart, "When I met you twice, my mother suffered a loss twice, and you took advantage of everything, and she looked very reluctant!"

She said coldly, "Where are you going, if you have nothing to do with me to eat!" she said that she was going to pull Sun Chen away.

This made Sun Chen incomprehensible, she actually didn't trouble me, and she still wanted to invite me to dinner, and she was still in such a hurry, there was such a good thing? Sun Chen didn't believe it, "You're not sick, are you?" ”

The beautiful host was very anxious, brushed a trace of loose hair with her hand, bit her lip, stomped on her lotus feet, and finally said in Sun Chen's ear, "Do you see the fat man in the back?"

"See, what's wrong, isn't it the obscene male host in the morning, he seems to be with you, what's the matter with me, let me tell you, I'm a normal man, I will never engage in the foundation, and I will never break my sleeves!" Sun Chen said righteous words.

The beauty's anxious eyes suddenly made Sun Chen, an innocent little virgin, tremble, and when he saw the beauty's cold eyes, he immediately listened attentively.

It turned out that the beautiful woman in front of her was named Tang Cheng, who was a disciple of the Heavenly Sage Academy, and this time she came out to complete the task of the academy, and secondly, she wanted to avoid this fat man, because they were all from big families and had a marriage contract for a long time.

Knowing everything, Sun Chen said in his heart, isn't it good, the door is right, and the glory and wealth are endless, what are the requirements?

Sun Chen was determined to enlighten and enlighten the beauties in front of him, "Sister Tang, you are in the midst of blessings and don't know how to be blessed, think about how many people can't get their best and wealth in order to pursue your status, but you don't want it!"

Tang Cheng said leisurely, "You don't understand, how can you understand the bitterness in my heart." ”

Sun Chen said disdainfully, "I really can't figure out what you big families think, you have a good glory and wealth, you don't know how to enjoy it, if it's me, hum ......" Speaking of this, the corners of Sun Chen's mouth flowed out of a trace of crystal.

Tang Cheng was curious and said, "If it were you, what would you do?"

Sun Chen laughed, licked his lips and said, "Of course, it is silk and satin, brocade clothes and jade food, at least eat every meal...... Well...... One cow, no, eat three! and ...... Then they will eat and die!"

Hearing Sun Chen's incisive answer, Tang Cheng suddenly collapsed, I don't know what this thing thinks, it actually has such a "big" ambition, it really makes people fall to the ground in an instant, worship.

Sun Chen saw that she didn't believe it, and immediately became anxious, this time he didn't tell a lie, when he was young, he was a little beggar on the street, not to mention brocade clothes and jade food, three meals were hungry and full, not to mention big fish and meat.

He said leisurely, as if he remembered the days of begging on the street with the old beggar." I was only five years old that year, I was just a little beggar living on the street, I couldn't eat enough every day, I couldn't dress warm in winter, because I was young, many people bullied me, but then I met the old beggar, he was a very good person, handed me a lot of things, although after following the old beggar, I still couldn't eat enough every day, but that was my happiest years, although I don't understand you rich children and big families, but I think it is a very happy thing to have meat to eat every day, and to have clothes to keep warm in winter!"

After speaking, Sun Chen immediately raised his head at a forty-five degree angle, didn't look at Tang Cheng, but said, "I'm just giving you a suggestion, you can think about it yourself, I hope you can make your own right choice." ”

Tang Cheng quietly looked at the boy in front of her, oh no, it should be a man, at this time she knew that she had met a new Sun Chen, originally in her opinion, Sun Chen was a despicable and shameless little gangster who loved to take advantage of small advantages, at this time she knew that it was all his cover-up, just to hide the scar in his heart, his eyes could not deceive people.

But these are not important, the key is how to pass the current in front of him, the fat man saw Tang Cheng standing in front of him, thinking that he was waiting for him, and said in his heart that my opportunity has finally come, so he took three steps and made a step, and trotted over, shouting while running, "Miss Tang, are you waiting for me?"

Sun Chen also came back to his strength at this time, watching a fat man roll over like a huge ball of meat, Sun Chen immediately said to Tang Chen, "If I were you, I would rather be a beggar for ten lifetimes than live with a ball of meat, otherwise, I might be crushed to death by him one day!"

It's terrifying, Sun Chen can't imagine that this is a "person", it's just a "lump" of meat!