One night in the winter of 2017, Zhang Xiaokai drove his broken car, galloping on the highway, after a day of fatigue, Zhang Xiaokai felt really sleepy, driving sleepy, suddenly a big truck flashed high beams in front of Zhang Xiaokai, Zhang Xiaokai couldn't see the road clearly under the strong light, quickly slowed down and slowed down, couldn't help but scold "The people who drive the high beam are stupid" Zhang Xiaokai scolded a few words loudly and could only sigh angrily: "Alas, hurry up and go home."

Zhang Xiaokai went to university in H City, and his major was not a popular major, he wanted to gain fame, but his strength was limited, so he just casually found a job and began a 9-to-5 life, because his family was not very rich, he could only rent a house in the outer ring of the suburbs of H City by relying on this salary, and he drove his father's broken car to work every day, in fact, the car was not broken, but because Zhang Xiaokai's skills were not very good, there were a few scratches, in fact, there were no ordinary scratches, but every time Zhang Xiaokai liked to hit a big truck, so a good car became a broken car。

Zhang Xiaokai yawned and returned home, and the moment he opened the door, he always felt a smell in the house. Could it be that I forgot to turn off the gas this morning, how can this smell Zhang Xiaokai was puzzled, this was a loud noise coming from the bedroom, the whole room trembled, and the glass mirrors were all shattered. My mother, Zhang Xiaokai's frightened legs are weak, as an Internet addict teenager, the first thing that comes to mind in Zhang Xiaokai's heart is: "It won't be my computer that blew up, my files are all in it, ***, Mr. Hatata, Mr. Takizawa......"

Zhang Xiaokai couldn't care so much, he was anxious to save his computer, and quickly opened the door, the whole room was full of smoke, all turned to ashes, the computer, the bed, and the wardrobe were all covered with dust, Zhang Xiaokai covered his nose and looked at it in the dust, as if there was a figure. Frightened, Zhang Xiaokai hurriedly ran to the kitchen and took out a kitchen knife. picked up the kitchen knife and ran back to the bedroom and yelled at the black shadow: "Who are you, are you a human or a ghost, why did you want to demolish my home." ”

The dark shadow stood up violently and said in a calm woman's voice: "It's finally worked."

But Zhang Xiaokai was confused at this time: "I'm wiping, what's the situation, it's successful, it's successful, it's successful to blow up my bedroom" But this voice sounds very gentle, no, now is not the time to think about this, Zhang Xiaokai scolded: "I'll go to your uncle's" rushed in with a kitchen knife, and what appeared in his mind was *** smile, the charm of Mr. Hatata, and the sexiness of Mr. Takizawa. But angry is angry, Zhang Xiaokai still kept an eye on it, and was cut down with a knife, if he was really hacked to death, he wouldn't go in, I still have to find a daughter-in-law, my parents hugged their grandson and granddaughter. Speaking of which, the knife was already about to cut into the shadow. The shadow suddenly dodged. Zhang Xiaokai slashed the air with a knife, and fell directly to the ground due to excessive force, unfortunately he used the back of the knife to cut people, and now the front of the kitchen knife in this falling posture is facing him, at this moment, Zhang Xiaokai thought a lot, his childhood, his relatives, his own teachers, and his classmates who helped him find movies......

originally thought that he was going to die, but at this time, Zhang Xiaokai suddenly felt a force supporting him, he was lying on his stomach in mid-air, the kitchen knife was only one centimeter away from him, and this Nima Newton's coffin board couldn't be stopped, this didn't conform to the common sense he knew, how could it not fall. A calm female voice reached Zhang Xiaokai's ears: "Don't you throw away the knife and want to die?"

Zhang Xiaokai hurriedly threw away the knife, and then the whole person lay on the ground. Who the hell are you, where did you come from, for what purpose, and why did you blow up my bedroom.

The black shadow stood up and said slowly: "My name is Kelnos, I am from the Gods and Demons Continent, I am here to ask for help, blowing up your bedroom was purely accidental, I can compensate you." Saying that, a pitch-black coin flew in front of Zhang Xiaokai, Zhang Xiaokai said angrily: "Do you want to settle this matter for a dollar?My windows98 computer, and countless files in it, the teacher ......" Zhang Xiaokai was about to cry when he said it, but Zhang Xiaokai looked at the pitch-black thing in front of him, and could preliminarily conclude that this was a person, a woman, although her whole body was dark, she still looked like her figure was bumpy......

"My people and compatriots have been greatly threatened, the struggle between the gods, demons, and human races is about to break out, I was sent by the queen to find rescuers, I just arrived in this world, it should be the reason for the instability of the magic circle to blow up your room, but we succeeded, and finally traveled to another time and space, if we can use greater energy to cross my people, we will be saved, and we can avoid future catastrophes......" In Zhang Xiaokai's eyes, a bumpy pitch-black man showed a row of white teeth, saying things that Zhang Xiaokai couldn't understand at all, completely confused.

"What kind of silk is that, what are you talking about, what gods, demons, do you know what kind of society it is now, are you from a mental hospital, hurry up and lose money, a coin wants to send me away, so much glass needs to be repaired," Zhang Xiaokai looked at the pitch-black coin in his hand, wiped it with his hand, and couldn't help scolding: "It's not RMB, it's a game currency, it"

"Don't you be too greedy, don't you just make your room dirty, is that window broken?,Looking,A dazzling silver light appeared from her hands,A dense magic circle appeared from her hand,A silver light flashed...... Zhang Xiaoxing finished thinking about it, he was not hacked to death by himself just now, and now he must be blown up. Zhang Xiaokai thought that this was going to explode again, Zhang Xiaokai slowly opened his eyes, and the whole room changed back to its original appearance in an instant, and it was cleaner, and a trace of dust was gone.

Zhang Xiaokai looked at the familiar scene in front of him, the messy bed, the dilapidated computer, and the sticky paper in the trash can, and his jaw had fallen to the ground.

At this time, there was a knock on the door, and an old voice came from outside the door: "That Xiaokai, is there something wrong, why is it so noisy......" The old man outside kept knocking on the door, Zhang Xiaokai hid his surprise, opened the door and explained to the uncle downstairs, and finally the uncle said: "Young people must not panic when doing things." Zhang Xiaokai hurriedly accepted the teachings of the uncle downstairs, then closed the door, and asked the person who was completely black in shock: | That, what silk, how did you do it, teach me to wear glass mirrors without you having to pay for them."

Nos ignored Zhang Xiaokai and said to himself: "My clan is on the verge of being very dangerous, the queen came to use the magic circle to teleport me here, I came here for experiments, if it succeeds, I can take my clan here to take refuge, but I didn't expect that there are humans here." We found out in ancient books that this space should be a planet with no people, but there are human beings, but we only need a habitat, and there are not many people in my people......"

"Wait, I'll take a look at it first, your name is Kernos, you're from another world, you're an elven clansman, you're here to save your people, and you're going to move them here, that's what happened!" Zhang Xiaokai interrupted North's words and concluded.

Noss said, "That's what it means, although you are weaker but your mind is still very clear, and you don't have any strength like you?"

Zhang Xiaokai replied, "What does it mean to have no strength, I am also an adult male, and I am also very powerful."

This is Zhang Xiaokai noticed that there is a magic circle on the ground of his house, full of inscrutable symbols, "What is this" Zhang Xiaokai asked, "This is a magic circle, it is the space-time magic of our elf race, which can travel over long distances, this is how I came to you, is it a force of 6." A dark figure showed snow-white teeth, Zhang Xiaokai felt a little uncomfortable no matter how he looked at it, Zhang Xiaokai said it was very strange but soon showed an expression that I understood and said: "I don't know what method you used to blow up my room and restore it, but you must be a liar......"

The silver light flashed in Noss's hand, Zhang Xiaokai felt that his feet were off the ground, and seeing himself flying in the air, Zhang Xiaokai kept screaming and said: "Oh mom, I believe it, I really believe it" The silver light in Noss's hand disappeared, Zhang Xiaokai fell from the sky, Zhang Xiaokai lay on the floor and looked at the black person in front of him, thinking, "It seems that I really met someone from another world." ”

"But I don't have enough strength right now, I can't go back, I'm going to stay here for a while, store my strength and then go back, do you have any books, I'm going to learn your knowledge, see if there's anything we need, I'll take advantage of this time to collect some and bring it back." Noss asked. Zhang Xiaoxing thought: "You don't treat yourself as an outsider. But in this situation, Zhang Xiaokai felt that he was definitely not the opponent of the black man in front of him, so he said: "There are no books, but there is a computer, you can go there to learn knowledge" Zhang Xiaokai pointed to the computer.

Kellnos was surprised and said: "Isn't that thing called a computer a tool for you to learn to mate, I saw a man and a woman, a man and a few women, and a few men and a few women, and an animal...... Zhang Xiaokai said with a black line on his face: "Who told you to see my folder, go to Baidu, but before that, you take a shower, your whole body is dark and dark, you won't be this color." I'll go downstairs and buy something to eat, if you're hungry or not, I'll take you a share. ”

"Hungry," Noss said helplessly.

Zhang Xiaokai walked out of the house and felt that everything was illusory, my house blew up, I almost hacked myself to death, my house is fine again, I was chatting with someone from another world, and I believed her words. But if I can learn from her and learn her magic, then I can perform, make money, and become the CEO to win Bai Fumei...... Thinking about it, the corners of Zhang Xiaokai's mouth revealed a trace of obscenity.

Came to the supermarket downstairs, came to the vegetable section, bought a few potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, eggs and came to the cashier. The sister who received the money was still so beautiful, when Zhang Xiaokai saw her for the first time, the child's name was thought of, and Zhang Xiaokai kept lusting in his heart.

A total of 12.5 yuan, charge you 15 yuan, find you 1.5 yuan, and walk slowly.

Zhang Xiaokai looked at her stupidly, and then said, "Sister, are you looking for me less than 1 yuan." ”

"Convenient bag 1 yuan"

Zhang Xiaokai was embarrassed and left. Hurry back home, don't up again.

Zhang Xiaokai opened the door of his house in a daze, and what appeared in front of Zhang Xiaokai was a beautiful girl sitting on the sofa in the living room generously, with black hair and a shawl, wearing a white dress, the exposed skin was so white, a beautiful face, bright black eyes, a high nose bridge, sexy lips, looking very beautiful, there was a hint of playfulness in the beauty, a pair of ears longer than normal people are very conspicuous, but in addition to this pair of ears, it is definitely a star-level beauty。

Zhang Xiaokai was surprised and said to himself: "Did I go to the wrong floor? No, if it weren't for my house, I wouldn't have been able to enter." ”

"I'm Kellnoss, the guy who blew up your house just now," Nos had a look of disgust.

"I already have a general idea of what your world is like. Computers are such a good thing that you can know knowledge without having to flip through a book. It's a good thing, our magic can't do that, and by the way, I'm so hungry. Noss said as she sat on the couch.

Zhang Xiaokai went to the kitchen, he didn't know what was going on at all, it should be a dream, he picked up the pan and hit the pot on his head, this time he should wake up.

Today is a winter night in 2017, you can never imagine what happened to me, my worldview has completely collapsed, my sister in the supermarket downstairs, a convenient bag of 5 cents, don't think I don't know.

With a burst of pain, the dizziness gradually subsided, and I felt like my head was going to explode, and it was really a dream. This is Hou A sweet voice came to Zhang Xiaokai's ears, you woke up. Why do you want to beat yourself, when you were unconscious, I had already made dinner, there were scrambled eggs with tomatoes, fried peppers with potato chips, hurry up and eat it, but to be honest, your food in this world is still delicious.

At this moment, Zhang Xiaokai knew that everything was true, and this woman might really be from another world, a world with magic, gods and demons.

Zhang Xiaokai, who came to his senses, said, in this case, you can introduce me to your world.

Okay, our world is also called the Continent of Gods and Demons, which is divided into five large regions, the Divine Domain inhabited by the Protoss, the Demon Domain inhabited by the Demon Race, and there are three large regions inhabited by the Terrans, and the Terrans have many countries, including the Scorching Sun Imperial City, the Ice and Snow Realm, the Barbarian Land, and the Eastern Middle Earth, which are the big countries and the small countries between them. The Divine Domain is the closest to the southernmost Imperial City of the Scorching Sun, across the sea, the demons are adjacent to each other in the east and the eastern Middle Earth, and there is a mountain range that stretches for thousands of miles in between, I am from the Ten Thousand Tribes Mountain Range, and it is a race in the Ten Thousand Races Mountain Range, the elf race. I, Kellnos, am the daughter of Kael'thas and the future Queen of the Elves.

Zhang Xiaokai asked, in fact, Zhang Xiaokai doesn't care about their situation and status, he just cares about their magic, if Zhang Xiaokai learns these magic, then he will be the CEO in this world, marry Bai Fumei, and go to the peak of life.

We have magic and martial arts, all of which are divided into five orders, I am a noble third-order mage, and my mother is a fourth-order intermediate mage, and there is a good chance to reach the peak of the world, but there are too few of our elves, and they are also located between the Eastern Middle Earth and the Demon Domain, once there is a war, our elven race will be wiped out, so the queen used the supreme space-time magic to travel me here, trying to find out if there is a paradise for us to survive, but I found on the computer that there are enough people on your earth, and there is no suitable place for us to live, although I can't go back empty-handed, I still have to bring something back。

What's your name, Kellnos asked.

My name is Zhang Xiaokai. Zhang Xiaokai is full of black lines, and his worldview has collapsed.

I found that the missile in your world is very powerful, you take me to buy tens of thousands, and I will bring it back, maybe it will help our people get life.

Zhang Xiaokai said in shock: I can't get missiles, I'm just an ordinary company employee, I don't have that kind of ability at all, missiles are not a normal deal, and I can't even afford eggs.

Kelnos said, don't think I don't know, there is everything on a certain treasure, and SF Express has free shipping...... As long as you help me I'll teach you magic, and I'll do a lot of magic.

Zhang Xiaokai was already covered with black lines, and then said: "Don't teach me magic, I can't buy missiles, you can leave quickly, my small room can't accommodate you as a god."

Then you said that you already have a basic understanding of our world, so have you read the book "Criminal Law"? Zhang Xiaokai asked.

I didn't look at this, I just chose to read some knowledge. Kelnos said, such as weapons, magic, martial arts.

We don't have magic, no martial arts, only weapons, and weapons are not allowed to be bought or sold. Zhang Xiaokai said.

No, I see that there are many very powerful martial arts in your world, and they should all be close to the 5th order martial arts, for example, the Nine Yin True Scripture, the Eighteen Palms of Dragon Descending......

Zhang Xiaokai interrupted her, these are the works of Mr. Jin and are not true.

Kellnos also agreed, I think so too, if there is such a powerful martial art, you ordinary people can't be so weak, but you have so little elemental aura here, it is difficult for me to recover mana. I can't go back, you are more familiar with this world than I am, you take me to the forest, there is still suitable for me to recover my body.

Zhang Xiaokai said that we only have a forest zoo and some trees, and we will go there to help you recover mana, but you have to teach me magic.

Okay, deal.

But it's too late today, it's already 3 o'clock in the morning, I'm going to sleep, no, I have to go to work tomorrow.

Saying that, Zhang Xiaokai put down the sofa, I sleep on the sofa, you go and sleep in my bed, Zhang Xiaokai made the bed, and by the way, threw the trash can next to him and the paper in it to the bathroom and went to sleep.

Speechless all night, the next morning, the sun shone on Zhang Xiaokai's face, slept so well, the sun shone on his face, I saw that the time was 8 o'clock, I was going to die, it took 50 minutes to drive to work at 9 o'clock, I was going to be late, at this time, Kellnos brought the scrambled eggs with tomatoes that I saved yesterday, hurry up and eat, I'm going to look at the computer.

Zhang Xiaokai hurriedly ate a bite of food, and said to Kelnos: "North, don't run around at home, you have to teach me magic at night" drove his broken car and drove frantically towards the company.

After a busy day, tomorrow is the holiday, take Kelnos to the forest zoo, think about how to do magic in the future, and feel a little excited in my heart. When I arrived at the supermarket downstairs, I saw my beautiful sister again, and the physical and mental fatigue all dissipated, and my sister's smile was so moving, so beautiful, like the spring sun shining on my body. A total of 12.5 yuan, 15 yuan, find you 1.5, convenient bag 1 yuan.

Okay, my sister Zhang Xiaokai looked at the cashier stupidly.

I went home with my bag.

As soon as I arrived at the door of the unit, I saw the neighbor's uncle come out, young man, are you a thief in your house, how do I feel that someone is scolding people in your house.

Zhang Xiaokai suddenly remembered that there was still an elf at home. No, that distant relative of mine came and stayed with me.

Oh, Uncle said, you can't scold people, you have to tell me, it's not right to scold......

Okay, follow the uncle's teachings, I will definitely let her change her past wrongs, and she will definitely not scold. Zhang Xiaokai replied.

Zhang Xiaokai thought, how loud you are, you have alarmed the uncle who is not very good at ear.

Fortunately, before I reached Zhang Xiaokai's floor, I heard bursts of scolding from the house.

Do you know how to play, defend the tower, plug in the eye, don't make up the troops, block the damage, don't grab the head......

Zhang Xiaokai opened the door, walked to the bedroom and saw that Kelnos was playing League of Legends, didn't you use the computer to learn?

Kellnos said that I felt so tired after learning a lot, and I wanted to rest and rest, so I played the game for a while, and this game was so fun that my teammates were too pitiful, alas, the queen who would affect the future was super god.

Zhang Xiaokai looked at the ice shooter she used, and said, this version of the ice shooter is not strong, you can choose another hero.

That's not going to work, Kelnos said.

Why? Zhang Xiaokai was very confused

She looks like my mom.

Zhang Xiaokai suddenly had nothing to say, okay, you continue to play, I'll cook, tomorrow I have time, I'll take you to the forest zoo and help you recover your mana.

Okay, okay, don't talk to me and affect my replenishment. Kellnos said impatiently.

I, Nima, wouldn't have been able to bear it if it weren't for learning magic. Zhang Xiaokai said indignantly

Silent all night, lying on the sofa, listening to the scolding from the bedroom from time to time, Zhang Xiaokai was very confused, he lit a cigarette, and thought, is all this worth it? But if I learn her magic, I can run rampant in the world and marry the cashier sister downstairs.

Zhang Xiaokai got up very early the next morning, he came to the bedroom, she was still playing games, screaming and scolding.

Zhang Xiaokai scolded loudly: "Lord Queen, your people are waiting for you to save it, you are still playing games here" Immediately go to the forest zoo with me.

As he spoke, he took Kelnos's hand and walked out, and when he walked to the door, he suddenly thought, is it just this white dress?

Yes, because time travel consumes so much energy that I can only wear a piece of clothing and nothing else. Kellnos replied. But it doesn't matter, I'm not afraid of how cold it is outside. I'm a great third-order magician, can I still be afraid of this cold? Ha ha

Zhang Xiaoxing thought happily, in the winter outside, you ran out wearing a long skirt, for fear that people would not pay attention to you, and if you get to the police station, it will be a big deal, and you must not think that I am a person who abducts and trafficks women without an ID card.

You wear my clothes, Zhang Xiaokai said.

Put on your down jacket, autumn pants, jeans and sweater. But the shoes are gone, and a hat is fastened on the head, do you elves have such long ears? Of course, our noble elven clan, of course, my great third-order magician of Kernos, has a pair of beautiful ears.

Zhang Xiaokai took out his headscarf and wrapped it around. Since there were no suitable shoes, I had to find a pair of cotton slippers to put on.

Just like this, wearing a hat and a scarf around her head, a big black down jacket on her body, jeans underneath, and a pair of cotton slippers appeared in front of Zhang Xiaokai.

Zhang Xiaoxing thought that this might be more noticeable. But it doesn't matter, after all, it's a normal winter attire, and it's much better than the original long skirt.

Go, go.

In the winter of 2017, the future elf queen from the otherworldly continent and the future overlord of the world walked on their first turning point, the forest zoo, with a ticket of 220 yuan.