Chapter 690: Chen Ergou Guarding the Door (Medium)
"Stop!
At the gate of the south city, a second devil shouted loudly and stopped the funeral procession.
Don't laugh, think this is a stupid thing to do: Lao Tzu is wearing filial piety clothes, wearing filial piety handkerchiefs, and even the coffin is pulled to the front, you still don't know what Lao Tzu is going to do?
But it turns out that this reprimand and inquiry is very necessary: the rebuke is for deterrence, so that the other party can be below the momentum first, so as to facilitate his subsequent blackmail. Commonly known as the first to grab people!
And the meaning of asking this is even more of a science: I don't care what you do, and I don't see what you are going to do, so you must first explain things to me honestly. At this time, if you report to your home, I will be able to know whether the water is deep, whether it can be knocked or not, and how much it can be knocked...... The doorway in this depends on your own comprehension ability.
And the filial son who was wearing filial piety clothes and holding a photo frame was named Chen Xin.
Chen Xin is clever and eye-catching, and he understands very well the danger of being exposed the longer he stays at this level, so he did not answer directly, but looked at Chen Ergou who had already walked in front of him with a smile...... The first time he hooked up with Chen Ergou, he relied on the title of his own family.
"Second brother, the second uncle of the younger brother passed away in another place, and now he wants to return to his roots, and he hopes that the second brother will be convenient. ”
As he spoke, he took out two oceans from his pocket and handed them over openly, while Chen Ergou also took them openly and put them in his pocket.
Of course, Chen Ergou also pretended to be grieved openly, sighed and said, "Xiao Xin, mourn." ”
Immediately, he waved his hand and shouted: "Release!"
After calling, he nodded to Chen Xin with great meaning, and glanced at Chen Xin by the way - in his opinion, since it is to smuggle arms, then this batch of arms is naturally placed in a coffin, and the person who takes the lead will inevitably stand with Chen Xin, so that he can see the results and respond at the first time...... Of course, this is the most normal pattern, but he would never have imagined that the real leading brother would actually lie in the coffin himself. And the so-called munitions were indeed placed in the coffin, and they were lying under Zhao Shanhe (because they only carried box guns and grenades, and the coffin was deliberately made very large, but the bottom was hollowed out, and only a layer of lime powder was sprinkled on it, which can be touched by poking your fingers down)
The subordinates saw that Chen Ergou had received two yuan, not to mention anything else, even if they couldn't share the money, but today's lunch money was available, so they naturally wouldn't embarrass Chen Xin and the others anymore.
But the problem is that there are little devils watching from the sidelines, so you have to deal with it anyway.
"Second brother, you are fair and honest, in order not to let the villain trouble you, please check it, right?"
Chen Ergou wanted to refuse, but after thinking about it carefully, he felt that this procedure was still very necessary: although everyone knew what was going on in their hearts - if it was really okay, you would give me fifty yuan for nothing? But knowing is one thing, the procedure is another.
glanced at Chen Xin meaningfully, and when he saw Chen Xin nodding slightly with a smile, he was 'reluctantly'.
"Okay! ”
Saying that, he ordered two filial sons, which were spot checks, and asked them to come out for body searches.
In order to be insured, he also deliberately sent his most trusted number one henchman over: "You go and search for them." ”
No one can find fault with what he said, but the key point is that while Chen Ergou finished saying this, he casually touched his head with his left hand.
When his first henchman saw this gesture, he immediately knew how to face these people, and a smile immediately appeared on his flat face...... This is the so-called unspoken rules in the circle, and outsiders can't understand it at all: as far as Chen Ergou's subordinates are concerned, if Chen Ergou touches his head with his left hand in things such as inspections and body searches, it means that the other party has already come to me to worship the dock, and I also agree, you just go through the motions, even if the other party has any prohibited items, you just treat it as air, go through the motions, which means that I eat meat, and your soup is indispensable.
And if Chen Ergou touched his head with his right hand, it would be the opposite of what he meant by touching his head with his left hand: give Lao Tzu a strict check, and don't let go of a stitch or a thread. Even if the other party doesn't bring prohibited items, you have to quietly do something for Lao Tzu and search for some prohibited items from the other party, for example, secretly put two bullets on your body while searching the other party's pocket...... Then, everyone worked together to clean him up. Of course, I still eat meat without the brothers' soup.
stepped forward, searched his body without saying a word, and did not let go of it from head to toe, it seemed that the search was very serious and responsible, but only the two people who were searched by him knew in their hearts that although the other party touched their clothes, they basically didn't even touch their flesh...... This is just like some masters of playing military sticks, I heard that when they practice to the highest level, a stick goes down, it seems to be weak, and when it hits the tofu, the surface of the tofu is not bad at all, but the inside is broken by a stick. And this body search is a reason, it seems that the other party's whole body has been touched, but in fact, the clothes under his hands have not even touched the other party's meat.
is worthy of being the first confidant, worthy of being a long-term practitioner of this business, and is really a big master.
After searching people, he said loudly, "I didn't receive prohibited items", and then looked at Chen Ergou directly. Because all the two devils know in their hearts: since the other party has bought Chen Ergou, there must be a plan, but in their opinion, what they want is just to bring some contraband into the city.
After all, this is an unspoken rule that they only know internally, and outsiders don't understand it at all, so if outsiders want to bring contraband into the city, they will definitely not be stupid enough to hide things on their bodies, so the only place they can hide is inside this big coffin.
At this time, whether the inspection is carried out or not, and the intensity of the inspection depends on Chen Ergou...... In the past, they wouldn't even ask, they would just let them go. However, now, aren't there four little devils who are smoking and chatting there, whether this procedure can go or not, it's not up to them to have the final say, so they can only wait for Chen Ergou's next instructions.
Chen Ergou knew what was going on in his heart, and he didn't want to be troubled, so he shook his head directly, waved his hand, and said, "Let go!"
According to the plot, at this time, someone should come looking for trouble.
In fact, there are indeed people who are looking for trouble, but they are looking for Chen Ergou's trouble, and Zhao Shanhe can only be regarded as being affected by Chen Ergou.
As soon as Chen Ergou's words fell, a few of the two devils who blocked the door were also about to disperse lazily, but they saw a guy who looked like a son, riding a high-headed horse and bringing a group of bodyguards, coming out with a show of strength.
As soon as he saw Chen Ergou, this son's eyes immediately widened, obviously not good. Then as soon as he saw Zhao Shanhe's filial sons, he grinned and sneered.
It turned out that this son's name was Jia Weiquan, and his father Jia Deming was originally a wealthy family in the county, but when the little devil came, his family not only became a traitor for the first time, but also a traitor leader, and later took the initiative to ask Ying to become the president of the county maintenance association. After the little devil occupied the county seat, his family naturally rose and became arrogant. And the reason why this Jia Gongzi had a holiday with Chen Ergou is also because Chen Ergou himself was unlucky and developed like this.
At the beginning, Chen Ergou was a tax collector for a while, and when he went to collect taxes, because of the special hint of the chief, he deliberately embarrassed the Jia family, who was only a rich family at the time...... To put it bluntly, it is to take the blame for the chief.
Later, although his chief reconciled with the Jia family, he, the specific executor, was hated by the Jia family and became the punching bag of the Jia family. And his commander was not kind, so he sent him to come forward and hide behind himself to reap the benefits. But after getting the benefits, not only did he not give Chen Ergou a little oil and water, but he didn't even shelter him, and directly put Chen Ergou out of the team. Fortunately, Chen Ergou still had some connections in the military camp at the beginning, so he found a way to go back to his old job.
Because he had a gun after all, and the Jia family was just a rich family, he didn't dare to treat him like this at that time. However, when the little devil came, the Jia family became a traitor and became the president of the maintenance association, and this power became greater, so naturally there was revenge and resentment.
Fortunately, Chen Ergou at this time has quite a good network among the two devils, so it is impossible for the Jia family to kill Chen Ergou, but from time to time they are embarrassed and disgusted by Chen Ergou, and others will not come out for this little thing.
However, because of the sudden rise of the Jia family, it hindered the way with many people, including the gray income of the puppet army, so, gradually, there was a contradiction between the maintenance association and the puppet army. But in this way, Chen Ergou not only has a protective body, but also openly disagrees with the Jia family - anyway, Lao Tzu has the support of hundreds of brothers behind him, and he has a gun in his hand, so he is afraid that you will be a bird feather.
Therefore, Jia Weiquan took the initiative to find trouble as soon as he saw Chen Ergou, commonly known as slapping Chen Ergou in the face...... Like all the two hundred and five sons, Jia Weiquan just can't do a thing, but he is proficient in stealing chickens and dogs, and naturally understands many rules in this gatekeeper, as soon as he saw Chen Ergou let go of this funeral team so easily, he knew in his heart: Chen Ergou definitely collected the benefit fee.
"Stop!"
When Chen Ergou saw that it was him, he knew that it was bad, but he didn't fall behind at all in his face, and asked with a stiff face: "Jia Er, what are you going to do?"
Not to mention anything else, from this unceremonious title, you can know how much the two sides are not dealing with each other, otherwise, they will not even ignore this face.
"What are you doing? Hey, hey! I'm going to check this funeral team to see if you're bending the law for personal gain!"
As he spoke, he waved his hand, and his guards stepped forward to check.
The two sides are not dealing with each other in the first place, and Chen Ergou and the Jia family are now incompatible, and now they know in their hearts that this so-called funeral team is actually likely to be smugglers, so how can Chen Ergou let them expose themselves and smash their own jobs?
With a wave of his hand, his subordinates immediately rushed up and blocked the way of the guards.
For a while, the two sides pushed me and yelled, quarreling loudly, which was very lively.
Interestingly, when the four little devils saw this scene, not only did they not have any intention of stopping them, but they all laughed out loud, as if they were watching a monkey show.
However, an unexpected factor appeared, which suddenly pulled the little devil onto the stage and became the main actor......