Chapter 10: The Bear Child
With this body, the rivers and lakes can only wander around the streets, and they can't even go back to their homes. For the first time, he felt that time had passed so long.
"That's probably the sadness of having a system. ”
Jianghu didn't know that his unintentional actions in the central shopping mall had made Du Qian target him. In the future, there will be many unexpected things that he did not expect.
At this time, he was walking into the park in a depressed mood.
The Awakened are everywhere, but in the world of children, what they should be learning still needs to be done. It is now the summer vacation, and many private kindergartens will organize students to conduct extracurricular collections.
To put it bluntly, it is also known as summer camp activities.
On the road of the park path, Jianghu saw many children who were following the teacher and discussing with each other.
"Kids, do you know what's in this park?"
The female teacher who led the team was mediocre and spoke very patiently. The innocent appearance of those children dispelled all the depressed moods in the rivers and lakes recently.
Since there was nothing to do, Jianghu simply sat on a bench in the park. While watching them play, he was thinking about what to do next.
With the system......
What's next?
The kindergarten team over there has been assembled, and then it's free time.
At this time, there were not many people in the park, and this big man was sitting in the rivers and lakes of Changdeng, and he had long been targeted by those children.
"Where are you going to play later, the teacher said, we can only play in the neighborhood and not go too far. ”
"Look, my sister over there is so beautiful. ”
"Yay, like a star on TV. But why is this young lady sitting there alone, her family. ”
"Look at her alone, it's probably the single dog on TV, or let's go and play with her. ”
"Okay, okay, let's go together. ”
At this moment, Jianghu's consciousness is immersed in his mind, and the [Transformation Card] also shows him some attribute values of his current form.
When he was at the door of his house, he accidentally activated the transformation card. It is in the form of today's appearance, and it is formed randomly by the system. At the same time, it also occupies one of the five places of the [Transformation Card], and the number of times it can be used is unlimited.
[Please name the character, if there is no operation within 30 seconds, the system will name it randomly.] 】
Name: Jiang Yan
Seeing the prompt of the system, Jianghu hurriedly thought of a name in his mind. What an international joke, there is no random operation of this system, and none of them are not cheating.
If you let it name it independently, I am afraid that it will take some names such as "Cuihua", "Magnolia", "Chunlan", "Tumei" and so on.
The naming is successful, and the [Jiang Yan] of the [Transformation Card] character is admitted.
With the prompt of the system, Jianghu's mind appeared a 3D image of his current body, and next to the image, various body data such as the three measurements of the character and the gas-sensitive crit appeared.
This system ...... The thief is awesome!
The character entry was successful, and Jianghu found that there was a create character button at the bottom.
To put it bluntly, it is a face pinching system commonly used in online games, and he can independently choose the attributes of the remaining four places.
However, this thing also has chicken ribs, in front of the awakened, Jianghu can disguise itself with the transformation card. But if he is in front of a high-level monster, he can see through his soul at a glance.
"Sister, sister. Why are you sitting here alone?"
The sound of chirping sounded, and when the consciousness of the rivers and lakes returned, he saw a group of little hairy children gathered in front of him at some point.
Jianghu wanted to get up and leave, but these little hairy children were all around him, and they couldn't move at all. As a last resort, I had to sit down silently and play with them.
"Sister, where are you from? By the way, do you have a boyfriend? ”
"Are you still a student, where are you studying? If we want to play with you, where are we going to find it? ”
"Little sister, do you have a favorite star?"
"You can't sing. ”
......
Listening to the gossip of this group of little guys, the corners of Jianghu's mouth couldn't help twitching slightly. Who taught this group of bear children, this is no different from the police station checking the household registration.
However, thinking of the neighbor's children, Jianghu felt that the group in front of him was normal. The neighbor's precocious child has just started elementary school and has already changed three girlfriends.
And he, the one who has reached the legal age of marriage......
Also special meow is a single Wang.
However, such a gossipy kid seems to have too little homework during the summer vacation, which is no wonder to him.
The rivers and lakes looked at this group of bear children faintly, and they had a plan in their hearts.
"Children, have you learned ancient poems in class? or my sister will come to test you, who will memorize more, I will invite you to eat candy." ”
"Okay, okay. ”
"We've learned a lot of ancient poems, just ask. ”
"Yes, yes. ”
Hearing the cheering and excited voices of this group of bear children, Jianghu silently slandered in his heart. Thinking that when he was in kindergarten, he couldn't memorize "Song of the Goose", and he didn't believe that these bear children could memorize 300 Tang poems.
"Well, Li Bai was about to go on a boat, and suddenly heard the sound of singing on the shore. ”
"I know, I know, the water in Peach Blossom Lake is thousands of feet deep, I don't know if Li Bai is dead. ”
"The second song, it rained a lot during the Qingming Festival. ”
"Little sister, I will!! During the Qingming Festival, it rains a lot, and the lonely people want to break their souls. By asking where the beauties are, the shepherd boy pointed to Sanlitun. ”
“...... What about "Spring Dawn"?" The rivers and lakes were slightly petrified, and an ominous premonition rose.
"I don't know when I sleep in spring, and there are few beauties in science and engineering. I can't sleep at night, so I went to look for it on the Internet. ”
“......”
"I'll carry it, I'll carry it. Since ancient times, no one has died, and he has to die early and late. ”
"I will too, my big brother taught me. The sunshine incense burner produced purple smoke, and Li Bai walked into the roast duck shop. The boss looked at him unpleasantly, and Xiao Li flew the knife in an instant, and immediately became a dead eunuch. ”
You guys......
Aren't you afraid that Li Bai, who has been dead for thousands of years, will be so angry that you will crawl out of the underworld?
Jianghu was dumbfounded by the thunderous poems of this group of children, and finally their teachers gathered to take people away, and he was relieved.
"It's also a little Lori, why is it so cute in her own home. This group is a little hateful. ”
I'm afraid that if I stay any longer, I'll really get a nervous breakdown. Jianghu shook his head, the most important thing is to stay away from the land of right and wrong.
It's just that as soon as he got up, he felt that something was wrong around him, as if someone was secretly staring at him. When he sat down, the feeling disappeared in an instant.
The rivers and lakes that do not believe in evil stand up again.
This time, his feeling was very clear, and that look was all around him. But when I looked around, there was no one around but myself.
"Who's in the back, come out!"
Huhu – Huhu.
There was a sudden gust of strong wind in his ears, and his body had already made a move before the consciousness of the rivers and lakes could react.
Holding on to the tree next to him, he turned neatly in the other direction.