King Charles had imagined that one day he would lead his team to defeat the pirates and set foot in Sweden, the capital of Denmark, and now, after passing through the fog of the sea, he has finally set foot in this mysterious place.

But at this moment, he was on a dragon boat, as a Danish minister, to attend the wedding banquet, set foot in Sweden, King Charles was a little surprised, the men and women he saw were all tattooed, and the city was not the legendary blood, let alone a place like a head market, and there were more than a dozen guild-like minaret buildings, responsible for imparting knowledge and craftsmanship.

"This southern city is no different, but it's colder, and the tattoo is?" King Charles asked.

The interpreter who led him explained, "There is a tradition of tattoos in our country, both men and women are enthusiastic, after the reform of God Ivan, it is rare nowadays, and it is mostly seen in celebrations, this time for the wedding, the whole city is happy, this is painted with a local tree paint, which can be erased, you want to enter the altar of the World Tree, you must also paint, and dress up with us."

After that, King Charles was painted with a variety of tree patterns and patterns, and changed into Danish clothing, because the weather was cold, so he was still draped in white animal wool on his shoulders.

After changing his clothes, he began to move.

The news of the arrival of King Charles, Goldfinger, made many people want to gamble on his style, run after his carriage, and cheer at him, the Danes respected the warrior, and although he killed many of his companions, now he also converted to Odin, his brother, and his personality was extremely bold.

A few days later, the sacred mountain "Shemalaya" is in sight, the place where Danish mythology was born.

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King Charles secretly praised, even Rooney, who is known as the country of a thousand mountains, no mountain range in the territory can compare to the majesty of this snow-capped mountain, as well as various ice field wonders along the way, no matter how strong the general, seeing these, he feels small, he thought to himself, if he keeps going, I don't know if he can reach the end of the world?

While he was looking at this, the Danes who accompanied him suddenly blew his trumpet, his voice was low, and his expression was pious and solemn and kneeling down to the holy mountain, and he did so, but he pressed his hands and feet, and he was somewhat reluctant to salute the gods.

"Reigning god king, Odin, your precious people....... ”

"God of light, I—" King Charles paused in his heart and ceased to pray in secret, for he had drunk the blood of the beast and was no longer blessed by the light.

After reciting a long period of sacred words, the Danes began to set off again, and after two days, they finally entered the interior of the snow-capped mountains, and King Charles felt that he was going to freeze into an iceman, and his hands and feet were stiff, and it was difficult to command.

After another half a day, he finally entered the valley, where there were large buildings, and the fire that never blew out, finally relieved him of some of the chill.

King Charles saw the altar of the World Tree, not as grand as he imagined, a sheep was hanging in front of the altar, ready to bleed, the bitter and bloody blood of the beast and the fruit wine were very popular with Danish men.

Almost all the military generals and masters of Denmark are there, and their fighting spirit is very amazing, as well as the supreme ruler - "True King Zeppelin".

"The first person in the three seas! King Charles was a little uncomfortable and a little excited, and when he was a child, he also loved to listen to heroic legends, even if they were enemies.

"Welcome to join us and become a member of the Sea Lord, you won't regret this decision. Zeppelin approached King Charlie.

"His eyes look very ordinary, his skin is wrinkled, his back is still a little hunched, he shouldn't have much strength? At such a close distance, I have a great deal of confidence that I can kill him without weapons, but how can I escape from here?" King Charles was in a commotion, but his body was very honest, and he slowly half-knelt and saluted.

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"Goldfinger!"

"King Charlie!"

The nobles who came to the meeting raised their wine glasses and shouted cheers, and many female nobles threw flattering eyes at him, ready to wait for the erogenous belt on his body, and have a hand-to-hand fight with King Charles, trying southern goods.

The ratio of men to women is about June Fourth, and the most of the women are members from the Goldenbeard Pirates, and the head of the group, Siegfried, is the most happy, and the man looks very similar to Ivan, which is really a perfect match.

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"It's Three-Eyed Ilyin, and the thing between his eyebrows that looks like a third eye is actually a notch left by an arrow scar, and although he was shot by the enemy, this wound is healed, but it looks like three eyes from a distance. The interpreter introduced the nobles to King Charles.

"It looks weird, what's so special about it?" Charlie said that he had never fought with Ilyin, but he had heard rumors that Illin's third eye would breathe fire, and he was very curious.

"It's a place where blood spurts when you touch it...... Subtract one word from his original Seven Martial Powers, which used to be called "Triangle Eye-Ilyin". ”

"King Charlie!"

While talking to the translator, Warhammer Jinkla and Facial Paralysis Putin, as well as Big Mouth Maus, also came over to toast him.

But when the enemy met, his eyes were very red, and he couldn't bring weapons to the Holy Land, so King Charles clenched his fists and lowered his body slightly, so that when he could move his hands, he could use a posture to impact the other party.

"Don't worry. Putin shrugged his shoulders and said, "I used to laugh, but now I can't, it's all thanks to you, I want to kill you!" The interpreter was half frightened and turned his tone very softly, "He wants to compete with you." ”

"Fight here?" King Charles was not afraid, the sacred altar was just a frozen bird place for him.

After the translation is straightened.

"I love to laugh, I don't dare, they are less daring than me. Putin pushed the wine glass in his hand over, "One glass per person, grievances go with the wind, but if you betray us, then be ready to pay back with your life!"

"Just drink it. "The translator said quickly.

Charlie Wang took the wine glass suspiciously, drank three glasses in a row, and then Mao Si, whose face was disfigured, suddenly stepped forward to hug him, and he instinctively hugged him, and his arms kept coming out, wanting to lift Mao Si up, and he made a blow over the shoulder.

But Mauss didn't use any strength, which also made King Charles relax a lot, and the ten fingers of Mauss behind King Charles's back suddenly moved down and pinched King Charles's buttocks, and said in Danish, "Old iron!"

King Charles was stunned, and immediately pushed him away after reacting.

"What are you afraid of, this is proof that he treats you as a brother, and you should pinch his bird back. Jinkra asked the translator to explain.

"Lao Tie" is an intimate name between non-blood brothers, and there is also a kind of "Lao Biao", a mutual name for people who are related by marriage. The translator lowered his voice, "A high-level intimate relationship than Lao Tie is called Ji-You, regardless of men and women, "people who sleep with the same pillow" can be called.

"What a mess!" Charlie King.

"Entry follows customs, entry follows customs. The translator smiled awkwardly.

In the process of sailing and training, many people feel lonely and easy to have feelings for their partners, but there are many problems, such as a captain who is unwilling to break up with the crew and drives the ship directly to hit the iceberg in the sea, so that a boatload of people is all dead (leaving a suicide note to be exposed).

Therefore, Danish law stipulates that if a citizen wants to "build a foundation", two people must be willing (but seafarers forbid it, and must be decommissioned), if one party is coerced, even if it is a nobleman, he must also be punished, first strip naked, be frozen for a day, if he does not take off the temperature and die, then change the stake, set fire on the rack for half a day, if he can still live, and then use the sword to pass through his brain, the third level can still pass, then ...... How can it be!

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Not long after, Siegfried and Cupid appeared, and Siegfried, who changed into a pale green robe, still looked like a man, she held Cupid in one hand, picked up the wine bag in the other, and was domineering, no one could control her she-Humvee.

"The bridegroom and Ivan!" King Charles compared the stone statue of Ivan next to the altar and found Cupid very similar to him, and he was blinded.

The two newlyweds slowly ascended to the altar and the audience cheered, and then someone soaked the prepared rings and necklaces in sheep's blood and asked them to bring them.

Cupid's face was painted extremely white, and under the white makeup were the marks of being beaten by Siegfried, and his throat could not speak, because he had just been poured a bunch of spicy water yesterday, and his throat was sore and angry.

The marriage had a political purpose, and it was said that Ivan would return in some capacity when the new era came, and some of the Danes were convinced that when Siegfried's men found the fallen Cupid, they immediately reported that Siegfried and Zeppelin would use this face to increase the prestige and bloodline of their rule.

If this face appeared on the Dane, then he would be glorified, but unfortunately Cupid was an exotic, so he had to be slaughtered.

Siegfried liked Cupid's heroic appearance and tried to spoil him several times, but was ridiculed by Cupid, who was forced to learn to speak Danish.

Siegfried put up with him three times and went to find other male favorites, after all, how could the Danish crown prince be short of men.

When Cupid rejected it on the fourth occasion, she couldn't pull her face down and said angrily, "I once went to live in Gaul, where a nobleman taught me a sentence - "patience cannot exceed three times", you can starve to death without eating, or bite your tongue and kill yourself, but you don't, fear of death is a bad seed, recognize your own duty. ”

Siegfried began to use all kinds of means to fix him, and even used a stick to go directly to Cupid's dry road, causing him to be scarred .......

It turns out that it is more interesting to make people miserable than to kill a person directly, and there is a place in Siegfried's heart that suddenly awakens and gives birth to many strange thoughts.

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An ugly woman with a half-mask, standing beside Ziblin, King Charles stared curiously, but after being discovered by the translator, he immediately reminded, "That's" Governor Catherine", be careful, her eyes are activated, people who are not strong enough will be very painful, and it is possible to be full of farts and urine, and she is also the object of Lord Putin's affection, be careful. ”

"The land of the south is vast, the banner of battle is open, we will make a comeback, today, forget the troubles, and you will share the happiness with me. Siegfried shouted as he read what the Altar Master had taught him.

After everyone offered their blessings, the newlyweds left first, because no one dared to go up and ridicule.

Recently, Siegfried had heard of an interesting method of training from the Bytin, and had prepared long whips, candles, and other things to experiment with on Cupid.

Verbal humiliation and whipping, Cupid always endured, just when Siegfried felt bored and wanted to end, he directly moved the old man to push the cart, making Cupid groan "silver" and out of control.

"Hahaha,!" Ziegfei came up with strength and used the "Thirty Moves of Baiting" (Siegfei is a man).

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"White Tiger Teng"

"Attached to the Cicada"

"Horse Swing"

"Fish Flounder"

"Cat and Mouse in the Same Hole"

"Indefinite Shot"

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"It's over!" Cupid was so relieved that he was so ashamed that he left two tears in his body and passed out.

And the wedding feast next to the altar is almost over, it is already full of the most primitive carnal desires, the Danish population is not prosperous, and childbirth is a sacred event, so it is most appropriate to do this around the sacred altar.

Many nobles "vomited" and "vomited", and King Charles couldn't hold it, because the beast blood wine he drank just now was added with secret medicine, and the Danes prepared local beauties for him, so that he could reorganize his family and give birth to a boy (girl) child of Danish blood, which could better stabilize his loyalty.

This trick was extremely useful, and several of King Charles' sons later contributed a lot to the Danes, and the eldest son was under the command of Empress Siegfried, the Admiral of the Norse Imperial Navy Headquarters - "Blackbeard Kakadon".

That night, several women were like snakes wrapped around King Charles, and their bodies were slippery, which made him feel nauseous, and he also politely vomited nine times, after all, it was the man who was called the golden finger, and he also made these women all pregnant.