The chess pieces and eyeliner buried in the elements of the Abyss Will have recently found that the elements seem to be planning some small moves, most of the members of the dark element are missing, and the other elements are also rearming the war, of course, according to the scale of the whole armament war, at most it is only a local sneak attack, and the target is even the Abyss Will has not been able to get the news, obviously, this time, the element's blockade of the news is very solid, and it has not let the slightest bit of news leak out, and it is firmly blocked at the upper level, otherwise, according to the penetration degree of the Abyssal Will, the plan should have been obtained a long time ago, but in fact, there is not even a single hair。

Therefore, it can be said that the secrecy level of this plan is very high, but the target is now certain to be the Condor Legion, after all, although it has not penetrated to the highest level, but some basic classes, the tentacles of the will of the abyss still penetrate into it, and control a lot of leaders, so the transfer of some troops is still very clear, but because I don't know the specific core purpose, there are now two guesses, the first guess is that the elements received a secret report from their eyeline, knowing that the restart of the clone project intends to suddenly attack and destroy this clone warrior project, and the other possibility is to smash the Yellow Dragon to kill the enemy's central head organization, in order to achieve the purpose of decapitation, but no matter which one it is, it is inseparable from the demon Tanari King who obtained the demon Thanari Although it is incomplete, but still has about 50% of the power of the heyday, the demon breaking weapon, after all, in fact, these plans are not difficult to think of, but they lack a vital thing, so they have not been able to use the means, that is, the weapon that can break through the magic energy defense cover of the Condor Legion, and it is precisely this that is missing, so the element has always been a hunting dog biting a hedgehog, and there is no way to swallow it！

But now it's different, because with that broken demon-breaking weapon and a pair of fragments of him, after repairing, it has restored fifty percent of its heyday function, although the time that can be broken is limited, and the hole will be very small, but in this way, the decapitation tactic can be completed, as long as a few more god-level elements are sent over, what else can the Condor Legion without that layer of tortoise shell be afraid of!

Of course, that was the elemental's self-righteous idea, but the actual situation was not like this at all, after all, it was not a joke that the abyss had opened such a big plug-in for the research institute of the Condor Legion!

You must know that the magic energy shields of the Condor Group are all magic shields that can counter the first generation of demon-breaking weapons in the hands of the elements after being transformed, which is actually a question of whether the spear is sharp or the shield is strong, but now the intervention of the will of the abyss has brought the already tilted balance back to the original point, although the elements have terrible accumulation of more than an era of power, but it is useless to gnaw the turtle shell, even if it is the highest combat power, because the enemy has weapons that can be killed, although it is likely to end up together after using it, but the ancestor of the elements is not Shabi, they don't want to repeat the time, the ancestor of the space element!

After all, that's what can really kill them, not bragging about comparable rags.

(I don't have a clue lately, I feel like the more I write, the more dry I feel, I can't squeeze out any ideas, let me think about the plot carefully, that's it for today, think about it when I sleep, and then it's a joke)

1. When I came to work today, my colleague Xiao Li walked a little staggered!

I asked: What's wrong with this?

Xiao Li said sadly: Chrysanthemum was so painful by an old woman!

I raised my eyebrows: I'll go, what kind of forbidden activity is going on!

Xiao Li: What do you think, I'm just an old godmother who eats too much!

2, Sister Feng asked the master to interpret the dream: I dreamed that I saw several birds holding their tails in a string, what does it mean?

Master: This means that Queqiao, it means that your marriage is coming! But ......

Sister Feng is overjoyed: But what?

Master: However, he is only willing to meet with you once a year.

Sister Feng: Why is that?

Master: Because he is a cowherd, you have to hold a year's money to cover him once.

Sister Feng... @因风化龙

3. Under the mediation of everyone, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law finally signed an armistice agreement, which is as follows.

1. Both parties should maintain restraint, the mother-in-law controls her mouth and does not nag, and the daughter-in-law controls her hands and is not defeated.

2. Mother-in-law is not allowed to talk about sensitive words such as second child and health care products at home, and daughter-in-law is not allowed to talk about it at home, giving gifts to parents-in-law, going to mother-in-law's house for the New Year, etc.

3. The daughter-in-law is not allowed to scold her son as a turtle grandson, and the mother-in-law cannot call her grandson a wild seed.

4, the mother-in-law can't have the idea that her daughter-in-law robbed her son, and the daughter-in-law can't have the idea that her father-in-law wants to hook up with her own at a glance.

4. Someone asked me why you are always depressed, and I can tell you

First, my residence is too big, and I don't know where to live, whether to sleep on the street or the subway

Second, there are too many people who want to take the initiative to give me money, and I say thank you and say that I am too tired: thank you uncle for the reward.

Third, there are too many people who know me, my popularity is too high, people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, and people who know me say, that's a professional beggar, don't give money.

5. Police Director Wang was brain-dead in a car accident, and the doctor secretly moved the brain of a patient who died of myocardial infarction into Director Wang's head in order to do experiments.

Half a year later, Director Wang was discharged from the hospital, and on the first day of work, there were reports from the masses that there was a young lady soliciting customers on Heping Road at night, and Wang Ju slapped the table and instructed his subordinates: "Sweep away pornography for me tonight"

The deputy director whispered: "Lao Wang, you forgot, people give us money every month, and it's not appropriate to check them again, right?"

At this moment, some people reported that the chengguan beat people, and Wang Ju was angry: "Arrest me"

The deputy director whispered again: "The chengguan who beat people is your brother-in-law, the whole chengguan brigade, only he dares to beat people"

Wang Ju sighed: "Who can I arrest?"

Deputy Director: "Yes, those who don't like the joke collection can be arrested!"

6. Today, my wife asked me: "Husband, Double 11 is here, I have down jackets, masks, facial cleansers, and bags in my shopping cart, hurry up and charge my Alipay"

I replied: "Wife, have you ever heard of a saying, success is due to diligence and thrift, failure is due to luxury, from thrift to luxury, from luxury to thrift is difficult!"

Wife: "I find you more and more like a teacher"

Me: "Really, are you becoming more knowledgeable and gentle?"

Wife: "Poor, sour, rotten"

Me: "......"

7. Blind date friends, there are the following matters to pay attention to

1. Don't be in a hurry to open a room, even if the woman proposes it, don't go, because, in just a few minutes of you, the woman will not be satisfied at all.

2. Don't drive a blind date to go for a ride, because, there are many people and the road is blocked, you have road rage, and you can talk dirty.

3. Don't try to get the woman drunk, because women nowadays drink a lot, in case you get drunk yourself and tell some ugly things about yourself, it will be miserable!

4. Don't take the woman to KTV, in case she is the top card there, how embarrassed are you to charge you!

5. Don't go on a date with a woman in a restaurant, because, some studies have shown that it is easiest to expose personal weaknesses during meals, such as croaking, drooling and shaking legs.

8. Mom: "Dad, our daughter hasn't called for two months since the university started on September 1, right?"

Dad: "Hmm"

Mother: "It's November, I don't know if she's cold, why doesn't this kid know to call home?"

Dad: "Don't worry, within a week, our daughter promises to call home"

Mom: "Why are you so sure?"

Dad: "First, two months after school started, according to our daughter's loser style, we are running out of food." Second, Singles' Day is coming soon. ”

Mom: "Well, what you said really makes sense"

9. After the parent-teacher meeting, the teacher left Xiao Ming's father alone.

Teacher: "Daddy Xiaoming, don't say anything inappropriate for children in front of children in the future." ”

Xiao Ming's father: "What's the matter, teacher?"

Teacher: "Look at your children's homework, I ask you to use the word "red", and other students will form words such as red scarves, red carpets, and red sorghum, and your children will form words in the red light district; Also, use the word "big", and other students will form words such as big caps, marbles, and chorus, and your child's answer is big health care; and use the word "sit" to form words, and other students will form words, sit down, sit upright, and your child will form words to sit on the stage. ”

Xiao Ming's father: "Damn it, see if I go back and don't beat him to death!"

10. Recently, it went viral on the Internet that the state wants to collect real estate tax, so I asked a female colleague in the same office

Me: "Xiaomei, if I have several houses, do I have to pay taxes?"

Xiaomei blushed: "I hate it, I won't let you sleep!"

Me: "I mean, if I have a few homes, do I pay taxes?"

Xiaomei: "Call sleep, call sleep, as long as you really have a few suites, I'll call you sleep"

Me: "......"