Many of the guests turned a deaf ear to the innkeeper's words, and a few of the tenants were indignant.

Wen Daochang shouted, "What are you doing?"

The innkeeper said, "What do you say? I don't need you to care, I'll say it here." ”

Wen Daochang said angrily: "Your grandmother's, how can you talk?"

"Nima's old thing, you want to find something, right?"

Smack, the inn guy got a big mouth. "Which bastard beats me ......"

Bang, the innkeeper was pumped with a big mouth again, and blood oozed from the corners of his mouth.

The innkeeper covered his face with his hands, and did not dare to insult again.

These two slaps are the masterpieces of Wen Daochang, and they slap people in the face from the air.

Many of the guests in the room couldn't help but laugh out loud when they saw that the innkeeper was so vicious at first, and then so embarrassed. One person deliberately slapped him on the thigh and said loudly, "Nima, what a big mosquito." ”

Ha ha......

Xue and Liu, the two big men, wanted to rest early and buy goods tomorrow, but when they saw that the innkeepers had suffered a big loss, they were busy playing round. The big man surnamed Xue said: "When you go out, you can make money in harmony, why bother each other?" The big man surnamed Liu touched the front of the guy, stuffed a piece of broken silver in his hand, and said in a low voice: "There are masters here, why don't you leave quickly?"

When the innkeeper got this step, he just got off the donkey and said, "You are all guests from afar, and I don't care about you." On my turf, though, you'd better be honest with me. ”

With a wave of his hand, Daochang Mao stopped Daochang Wen's third imperial qi, making the innkeeper take one less slap. Wen Dao snorted in his nose and did not make another move.

The innkeeper hurriedly walked out of the door, turned back from afar, and said, "If you want to use water, please come to the kitchen and ask me to buy it, bath water, 5,000 wen a bucket, and foot washing water, 500 wen a basin." No counter-offers. ”

When the guests in the guest room heard this, most of them cursed in a low voice. The cost of a night's room is only 50 yuan, and a basin of foot washing water costs 500 yuan, which is really a sky-high price of foot washing water.

Daochang Wen wanted to follow his man's words and invite the people in the guest room to take a bath in a high-profile manner, but was stopped by Daochang Mao. Wen Daochang asked in a very low voice, "What?"

Mao Daochang replied helplessly in a low voice: "The food money is too expensive, there is no money." ”

Wen Daochang's face was full of disbelief, and he said in his heart: Senior brother slammed the door and was stingy. "I said, senior brother, you are a lot old, do you save money to marry a daughter-in-law?"

"Hold the grass, what do you say? Saving money for hussars is better than marrying a daughter-in-law. ”

"Look at your virtues. People who don't know you still think what a prodigal man you are. ”

"Isn't it?"

"Cut, do you know what a woman looks like?"

"I don't know. Do you know?"

"Don't you know I know. ”

"Don't you know, I don't know, you know. ”

Li Xiao ate and drank enough water, he was in a good mood at this time, he saw that Mao and Wen began to entangle themselves again, so he answered, and said: "Compared with women, men are 'less than the top, more than the bottom'." ”

Wen Dao said: "What is 'less than the above'?" Mao Dao said: "What is 'more than the bottom'?"

It turned out that the two Taoist elders were old "boy boys". Li smiled and said nothing. The other people in the room also had their own thoughts and kept silent. Occasionally, the people who spoke were also soft-spoken.

Wen Daochang waited for a long time, and when he saw that Li Xiao didn't speak, he said to Mao Daochang: "Little child, what do you know? Senior brother, let me tell you what is the difference between women and men?"

“......”

"Women have longer hair than men. Men have larger footboards than women. ”

"It's really 'less than the top, more than the bottom'. ”

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Mao and Wen chattered and kept talking. At first, some of the guests were curious to listen to the nonsense of the two Taoist masters, but then they found the noise constant and annoying.

Except for the two big men who had just arrived, no one else went to take a bath and wash their feet.

Li Xiao wanted to take a bath, but he didn't have the money. The big man surnamed Liu didn't go to the bath because he ran out of money. The big man surnamed Xue didn't go to the bath either, because he didn't have the heart to wash, there was not much money left, and the bath water was too expensive.

Mao and Wen can control the discharge of body fluids and sweat, and naturally they can not take a bath, but the main reason why the two Taoist masters do not take a bath is laziness.

When the two big men who had just arrived came back from washing, they saw that the little gap in the bed had not only not expanded, but had become smaller. They didn't say a word, and gave each of the two people next to the gap a thousand copper coins, and then the two of them could lie down and sleep. Money can buy living space.

Soon it was time for the second watch to "settle down", and the whisperers in the house finally quieted down, and in the whole house, only Mao and Wen were debating. The topic has changed several times, and now it is entangled in "why don't men have children".

"In this world, did there come first with men or with women?"

"There must have been a woman first. A woman can have children. ”

"How can a woman have a child without a man?"

"That's women and men first, and then children. ”

"Aren't you talking nonsense?"

"Then you say, which one comes first?"

“......”

"If men can have children, women are extinct. ”

When Li Xiao heard this, he felt that the connotation was very deep, and said in his heart: If men don't like women, women will become extinct, and if women don't like men, women will become animals in captivity by men.

He really wanted to say to Mao and Wen: Men don't have children because men don't have the cells to have children. However, he didn't want to get entangled in the endless questioning of Mao and Wen. What is a cell? What is an egg cell? How did an egg cell become a human being?

What is it? Why? How? Li Xiao shuddered for a moment, startled by the series of questions he had come up with.

Li Xiao was very sleepy and wanted to shut up Mao and Wen.

The others were also very sleepy, but the chatter of the two Taoist leaders made it impossible for everyone to sleep. Previously, Mao and Wen invited them to dinner, "eating other people's soft mouths", and everyone was embarrassed to persuade and stop them.

Later, the two big men who stayed in the last place couldn't stand it anymore, and said angrily: "Are you two finished?" ”

Wen Dao said: "You shut up for me." Dao Ye discusses knowledge, and it is about the two of you. ”

The two big men didn't want to cause trouble, so they were silent for a while, and one of them said, "Tomorrow, I have to get up early and hurry." Please don't gossip anymore. Affect our rest. ”

The big man surnamed Liu coughed dryly, and said respectfully: "The second drum has been a long time, and it is estimated that it will be the third watch soon." Shall we all ask the two Dao Masters to rest?"

"Yes, Dao Chief, tomorrow my brother and I will get up early to go to the market. ”

"You sleep with yours, we talk about ours, and we don't interfere with each other. ”

The big man surnamed Liu snorted and said, "We don't have the realm of two Taoist masters, and there are people talking next to us, so we can't sleep at all." ”

Chief Wen Dao was surprised.

Mao Dao said: "Hurry up and fall asleep." When you fall asleep, I'll discuss it with my junior brother. ”

The crowd was speechless, amused and secretly angry.

Li Xiao remembered a good way to stop talking, and said: "Except for me, after I count three, whoever speaks again will be a turtle bastard." Three, two, one, begin. "Dormitory meetings for junior high school students usually end in this way.

Wen Daochang wanted to wait for Li Xiao to finish speaking, so he opened his mouth to continue. I didn't expect Li Xiao to block everyone's mouths like this, he held back the words in his mouth again and again, and it was really uncomfortable.