Chapter 3: First Lesson (3)
The crowd dispersed, allowing Li Xiao to face the chief instructor Lan You directly.
The silence was as thick as wine, and the crowd was drunk. Is this a person? So good? Not an ordinary person.
Lan You looked at Li Xiao, and suddenly clapped his palms, "Slap, slap,......"
The apprentices and guard instructors "exploded" and broke the silence, it was so wonderful and incredible, everyone was surprised, excited, and messy.
"What's his name?" "Is his body floating in the air?" "He's the strongest disciple of our Second Banner." ”......
There are more than ninety members of the sixth team of Meishan Guard, and they looked at their captain Lan You and felt extremely shocked: Our captain is a late stage warrior of cohesion, and he can't catch that child.
Chief instructor Lan You was a little ashamed and a little admired. He understood that being avoided by Li Xiao for the first time could be considered that he was too careless. So, what about the second and third time? The second time, he thought he could catch Li Xiao 100 percent, but he didn't. The third shot made him "surprised".
Luckily he didn't wear glasses, otherwise the lenses would have had to be replaced.
There are such powerful apprentices in the second squad of the Second Banner, and Lan You, the captain of the sixth team of Meishan Guards, is very happy and helpless.
With a fire in his heart, he rushed towards the remaining disciples of the second team, like a wolf entering a flock.
The wolf that enters the flock will bite all the sheep to death, leaving no mouth alive.
The captain of the guard left hook, right hook, straight punch, back hand punch, left kick, right kick, sweep...... Three strikes and five divisions by two, cleanly knocked down all eleven people.
Li Xiao stood still, looking at Lan You's "performance", he saw Bruce Lee in a trance.
Eleven students were knocked to the ground by the captain of the guard, Xiao Tie fell into a "dog gnawing mud", his face was covered with dust, and Wu Xiaoze also fell to the ground, his skirt completely soiled.
Lan You fought as he walked, and after knocking down all the eleven people, he approached Li Xiao, stretched out his hands, and made a move of "Double Dragon Grab the Pearl", wanting to capture Li Xiao.
Li Xiao was prepared, and retreated one after another, so that Lan You's catch was empty.
One catch misses, and the second catches up again. Li Xiao retreated until his back hit the courtyard wall of the middle courtyard.
"Boy, where to escape, look at my 'dragon claw'. ”
The speed of the "Divine Dragon Claw" was extremely fast and fierce, and Li Xiao had to put his palms upward, which was worthy of two hand claws.
Lan You's two claws intersected with Li Xiao's two palms, making a crisp beep.
The two of them quickly retreated, both wary of the other.
Lan You didn't understand why his hand claws were resisted by Li Xiao, and the "Divine Dragon Claws" that he had been practicing hard for thirty years had not caught a child in his teens.
Li Xiao pressed his palms against the chief instructor's "Divine Dragon Claws" with both palms, and his two palms were in hot pain, and he temporarily lost consciousness.
After stabilizing his figure, Li Xiao's face became extremely ugly. He gasped, pushed his hands weakly, and said to the chief instructor: "No, no." I have an urgent need to urinate and need to go to the bathroom. ”
Lan You was stunned for a moment, found the "steps", and said, "Go and go back quickly." ”
Lan You looked at his apprentice and said loudly, "The others continue to fight. ”
Li Xiao hung his hands and fled quickly, passing through the east of the middle courtyard, he heard an exclamation: "Come and see, Mei Yu is really a hard bone." ”
Li Xiao saw that the open space to the east of the middle courtyard was full of students, and only a sturdy young man had not yet fallen, and he was directly under the attack of a chief instructor of the first banner, or fists, or knees and feet, and he could not stand down.
The hard bone of the first banner is a young man of nearly twenty years old, named Mei 〇, who is the nephew of the owner of Meishan Villa.
Mei 〇 has a lot of red birthmarks on her face, which are not very good-looking, but they add to the violent momentum.
At this time, he was caught by the chief instructor, with his head on the ground and his feet facing the sky, like an "upside-down onion".
Then, the "green onion" was poured.
Mei turned over and got up, and shouted angrily, "Come again, don't go, come again." ”
The chief instructor grinned and shook his head: this kid is too aggressive, too belligerent.
Li Xiao sighed secretly: If I can't win, I'll run, this Mei or something's a disciple is really tough.
Several of the defeated disciples in the first banner fell to the ground and wailed, showing that they were seriously injured.
Compared to the first flag, the second flag is okay, no one has been seriously hurt, only a few people are gritting their teeth and enduring the pain, and most of the disciples are fine.
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Li Xiao hid in the thatched house, depressed to the extreme, how is it different from what he imagined: I bring my own golden finger, isn't it the protagonist of "invincible and invincible"? I have the "newbie gift package" given to me by Uncle Xuan, and if it really pushes me to be anxious, I will open the "newbie gift bag" and put on the equipment, I can torture you to death.
The smell in the toilet was so strong that Li Xiao had to walk out of the toilet.
At this time, the sun had turned west, and the two banners had already disbanded.
There are two people standing on the left and right next to the toilet: Xiao Tie and Wu Xiaoze.
Li Xiao looked at Wu Xiaoze and said in his heart: What does a girl want to wait in front of the men's toilet?
Xiao Tiedao: "Senior Brother Li, let's go to dinner, after dinner, we will go to the middle hall to learn the 'language of birds and beasts'." ”
As the saying goes: man has words, beasts have beast words. The language of birds and beasts is divided into bird language, animal language, fish language and insect language. The language of birds and beasts is the most unfathomable language of the Great Xuan Kingdom, and it is a course that must be offered in all schools and academies.
On the first night of school, he learned "Bird and Beast Language", which made Li Xiao feel that the pace of learning was so fast.
After dinner, the students of the two flags were gathered in the central hall to learn the "language of birds and beasts".
The atrium was crowded with students, and on the rostrum of the atrium were three professors of bird and animal language, they were the professor of bird language, the professor of animal language, and the professor of fish and insect language.
Professor Bird Language takes the lead in pre-class education: "...... Bird and beast language is a science and a technology. If you learn bird language, you'll be able to talk to birds,......"
Xie Que, who was in the same dormitory as Li Xiao, answered: "Professor, what you said is not right, I know how to speak in sparrows, why can't I talk to sparrows." ”
"Uh? Some people, even if they have learned the language of birds and beasts, don't know what those birds and beasts are calling. ”
"In this case, why do you need to learn the language of birds and beasts?"
"In order to better communicate with birds and beasts. Professor Bird replied.
Xie Que was ready to answer again.
Professor Bird Language: "It is extremely important to learn the language of birds and beasts, and any Qi refining cultivator who can manipulate birds, beasts, fish, and insects to fight will know many kinds of birds and beasts. ”
your seven or eight foreign languages. Li Xiao felt "Alexander".
"The language of birds is very simple, I will first give you an example in the language of interpreting birds, such as 'tuck, tuckle, twitter, twitt 'Woo, woo, woo', this is the language of the bird's companionship. ”
What does "Woo, Woo, Woo" mean? It is estimated that he is in love, and Li Xiao makes up for it by himself.
Listening to the bird language made by the professor of bird language, Li Xiao's scalp was numb. I'm so alone, why should I learn bird language?
"Come with me a few times. 'Tuck, twr ”
More than 90 students read it several times, but they didn't know what to do.
Mei 〇 of the first banner said angrily: "What kind of bird language is this, so difficult to learn." I don't know what I'm muttering. ”
The night is dark, and the time is set.
In one dormitory, there were six people, all of whom were tired and drowsy.
However, mosquitoes are buzzing. The buzzing sound comes from the vibrations of a mosquito's wings.
Wu Xiaoze said angrily: "There are mosquitoes. ”
Xiao Tie is fat, and skin secretions are the easiest to provoke mosquitoes, and in his sleepiness, he said vaguely: "There are so many mosquitoes in the house." I've had a lot of mosquito bites. ”
"Mosquitoes in autumn are the most poisonous, as long as your face is kissed by mosquitoes, a big poison bag will appear. Wu Xiaoze was worried.
Li Xiao didn't speak, there was a girl sleeping next to him, and he felt very awkward.
Xiao Tiedao: "Being kissed by mosquitoes is nothing." I'm thick-skinned anyway. ”
What Xiao Tie said was more connotative, Li Xiao couldn't help it, and sneered, "Xiao Tie, do you know? The mosquitoes that bite people are all female mosquitoes, and they like thick-skinned men." Hehe......"
What Li Xiao said was not funny at all, he was the only one who was "hehe".
Wu Xiaoze said: "I hate mosquitoes buzzing in my ears the most, just bite if you want to, just don't make a sound." ”
Li Xiao heard what Wu Xiaoze said, a little funny, and said in his heart: I only learned a few words of bird language today, I didn't learn insect language, and I don't know what mosquitoes are saying.