Chapter 386: Talk Show Commentary on the Scene
"Seriously, I actually prefer this kind of random fight of a bunch of guys in front of me to every high-anticipated battle. Do you know why?" the loud voice asked again.
"The answer is simple, if you're observant, you'll find a lot of interesting creatures from these gladiators off the field. The voice gave a direct answer, "Yes, there's no denying that they're small, weak, and pathetic, but that doesn't stop them from being funny." Like, well......"
The voice pulled a long tone, as if to check the gladiators in the arena, "Like the big moving lump of meat standing in the middle of the arena, you may not know, although that guy also has limbs and a head, it can't be called a creature. Because it is a product of alchemy, a flesh golem, a flesh golem that has lost its owner. ”
"It's no secret that the self-righteous mages of the Main Material Plane have long since eliminated this old golem-making process, so it's reasonable to assume that it was born before the mid-rise of the Seventh Age, some time before the well-known, creditless Magic Empire was founded. The voice said.
"We first found this guy in the first layer of the River of Blood, when it was like an ordinary, unconscious, atrophied little sarcoma floating aimlessly down the River of Blood. Some of the devils who made blood coins also fished it up when they were salvaging blood clots. But as soon as this guy came ashore, he turned into a blood-red ooze monster and devoured the three devils directly. Then it began to coalesce into a human form, and said something like 'waiting for orders' and 'looking for the owner' in the 'old lingua franca'. ”
The mint guards eventually subdued the guy, but the guards didn't choose to eliminate him outright, because it didn't do him any good. They chose to sell this thing to us, you know, any kind of weird thing in the Arena of Diss, as long as it moves, knows how to kill, and that's enough. It just so happened that 'Little Red' met both of these points. ”
"Oh, 'Little Red' is the name of this flesh golem, I gave it the first time it participated in the brawl. "It even has a good IQ, at least it's not much different from a goblin, basic communication is definitely not a problem, and it knows how to make a wise choice between 'fighting' and 'being destroyed'." ”
"And the humanoid creature I'm fighting with Red now is called 'Barrett', and he's an interesting guy too. The voice continued, "He is now a prisoner in the 'Mantiri,' hoping to be free through the arena. As long as he manages to win ten victories here, then with the rules laid down by our great lord 'Dismat' for the arena, he will be free from that terrible prison. You know, we are not like those mages of the Magic Empire, as long as the contract and rules are set, we will definitely carry it out. ”
The voice followed the audience cursing at the Magic Empire for a moment before continuing, "Don't look at Barrett as a stout orc, but he's a human through and through, at least that's what he said. However, I have my own reservations. Because my mother used to say to me, 'You're such a lovely little angel.' But in fact, although I have wings, I am really far from those celestial creatures. So, you see, sometimes parents do hide things from you. The voice said with a smile.
"I'm sorry, but I made it up, because we infernal creatures don't rely on both sexes to reproduce. Even though the demon lying on my bed, as long as I give her enough benefits, she will give birth to offspring for me. But why bother? What good can a descendant bring me? At best, he is a fragile ally, and he will not be useful until he grows strong enough. And if you're unlucky, you could have a potentially dangerous enemy. ”
"Of course, in a sense, we're born in a way that's similar to how we reproduce. The main physical plane can actually be called our father, and Bato Hell is our mother. The main material plane makes puddle after puddle of slimy ...... I mean, the soul was thrown into the body of the Nine Hells, and then we purgatory creatures were born from the Nine Hells one after another, and then promoted from one form to another, and slowly became stronger. ”
"The topic is a bit far away, let's ...... Hey, did you see, our Barrett gladiator had just made a special gesture towards the sky, which, if I'm not mistaken, had some kind of insulting connotation in the main physical world. This gesture should mean 'you', or, 'you' or something, and the creatures of that plane like to talk about reproduction in both sexes. ”
"Haha, that's funny!" the voice smiled, "Does he think my words offended him, or does he really want to have something to do with me?" I'm sorry, but while I know most things about the main physical world, it's really hard for me to tell which of the two things he wants to express. Because, in that plane, there are occasional intimate encounters between people of the same sex who are similar to those of both sexes, and I have never tried it before, and if he really thinks this way about me by his voice alone, I don't care. ”
"Oh, we saw Barrett separate from Red and go in search of another target. It seemed that he judged that he couldn't kill Xiaohong directly with the axe in his hand. It has to be said that this is the right choice, although the Flesh Golem's attack is not outstanding - of course, it is also because of this that it is eliminated by various new types of constructed body golems - but its recovery ability is still very good. ”
"Just like gelatinous creatures, it's hard to wipe out flesh golems with normal physical attacks. Although we don't know what method Barrett used to use the rusty axe in his hand to beat Xiaohong to disintegrate, shatter, and escape, Xiaohong can still recover her damaged body by constantly devouring other pieces of flesh. And now there is no shortage of corpses on the field at all. ”
"There are still 5 guys left who survived, except for the half-elf who has left and got the first kill with a bow and arrow at the beginning, and now these 5 guys have to compete for the remaining two appearances. ”
"And there are ...... points left before our focus battle begins," the voice paused for a moment, then continued, "There is still a minute and a half left, and I hope these five guys on the field can speed up the killing, otherwise, our two caged gladiators will have to participate in it." ”
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