Chapter 169: Let's Go!
It was a field of golden wheat.
In the bright sunshine, there is a faint gold color.
The breeze blows, and the wheat sprouts are like waves, carrying the joy of the imminent harvest and the fragrance of the coarse grains.
Birds rise and fall among the wheat, puffing up a malt and singing crisp and melodious.
The vast plain was reckless, and the young man waved a hoe and wore a straw hat, and sometimes looked at the golden wheat field, wiped his sweat, and showed a mouth full of white teeth.
The sound of frolicking was heard, and the children chased in the fields, and one of them accidentally fell into the wheat waves, but giggled instead.
Under the sun, that pure smile is like an early blooming epiphany, which makes people feel refreshed.
There is a small river on the edge of the field, the clear and visible stones, there are white fish in the river, and there is no place to swim in the air. A hunting kingfisher waited for the opportunity, plunged headlong into the water, picked up a white fish, and flew away like a sword.
It was as if someone was singing, it was a cowherding child on the green hill in the distance, and the song was clear and ethereal. Next to the child is a boulder, and there are also children on top of the boulder, holding the bamboo flute to their mouths and blowing softly.
Suddenly there was a sharp chirp in the sky, and a goshawk swooped down, grabbing a vole with its claws and swaying to its feet.
Thousands of miles of plains, wheat waves rolling, the sun is shining, everything is full of life.
A rough voice suddenly came:
"Hey, the chick on the other side, look here!"
"Whew! There are talented people here! Do you love it!"
"Bah, he's not bad! Don't say goodbye!"
"Hey, hey, I want cabbage......! Oh! Fuck you! I haven't finished singing the song yet! What are you doing beating me!"
Tianyan Tiger wore a big straw hat and hung a big smoking gun, pointing at Gu Que's nose like a wilderness prostitute and scolding.
Gu Que patted the horse under him, and said unhappily: "You fucking singing, you are complaining!"
"You ...... in charge"
When Tianyan Tiger said this, he suddenly laughed again, spit out a puff of smoke rings, and said slowly: "Hey! Lao Tzu doesn't have the same knowledge as you, aren't you just jealous?
Gu Que glanced at his full head of white hair, and couldn't help kicking the Tianyan Tiger's ass again, almost kicking him off the horse, and chuckled: "Lao Tzu, this is called vicissitudes, you know a fart!"
Tianyanhu patted his fat buttocks, and he was not angry, but just tilted his head and laughed: "Vicissitudes of life?
Gu Que was so angry that he smoked, but he couldn't say anything, and hurriedly fled on horseback.
Tianyan Tiger laughed and said, "Race with Lao Tzu?
As he spoke, he suddenly let out a loud roar and rode after him.
This is the eighty-eighth day after the first battle of Xuanzhou Chudu, which is the southernmost Jiutai region in Dizhou, and it is also the most prosperous and famous domain in Dizhou.
The reason why it is prosperous is because of its proximity to the Grand Canyon and the endless forest, all kinds of trade, business travel, and the birth of a peculiar adventure culture.
There are groups of adventuring teams here, and there are cultivators from all over the mainland, who come here to adventure and hunt for treasures with the dream of getting rich overnight...... Well, that's just a nice way to put it, but in fact it's a hunting thing, to earn a little money to feed the family, so that you don't starve to death.
Of course, there are also strong people who go deep into the Grand Canyon, hoping to find the legendary treasure, but only those who go in do not come out.
Even so, the legend of the treasure still attracts countless fools to send them to their deaths.
And the reason why it is famous is not only because of its proximity to the Grand Canyon and the Endless Forest, but more importantly, these nine domains once gave birth to an extremely powerful swordsman, invincible in the world, and finally broke through the sky with a sword and achieved the supreme immortal way.
I'm tired of hearing this kind of legend, and everyone in every city says that they have immortals here, who would believe this?
This time, I have to believe it, because this immortal god is the ancestor of the Han family, the old ancestor of Han Qiu, Han Juechen!
Emperor Tiangao is far away, this is in the southernmost part of Dizhou, and the distance from Yindu is too far, plus there are too many adventure teams, cultivators from all over the country gather, and dragons and snakes are mixed...... So there is no law here at all, only the Tao.
Of course, this is not a high-level Tao, it is just an underworld! People here have the rules of the Tao to open their mouths and close their mouths.
This rule was set by the Adventurers' Alliance, and it sounds like it has a Westside culture, but it's true.
After leaving Chudu Qianli, Gu Que and Tianyan Tiger left Huhuiwei, and the two of them sped up and finally arrived here within three months.
Although it has not been a few days to live, because of the chic and relaxed life along the way, Gu Que is in a really good mood.
Walking into the city, you can see countless merchants coming and going, all of them in brocade clothes and mink furs, and the giant men and guards beside them, all of whom are obviously rich lords.
The streets are wide and chaotic, and on both sides are small stalls selling all kinds of animal skins and weapons.
This city is not big, it is not small, it is not small because there is a steady stream of people coming, it is not big because the monsters in the Grand Canyon are always coming out to do things, and they are going to attack the city at every turn, and they can't develop at all.
The streets are full of heroic adventurers who lick blood from the knife edge, and there are some vendors, which of course led to the development of the brothel in Qinglou. In this place where someone can be killed at any time, everyone is very nervous, and it is obvious that * venting is very necessary.
There is no law, and prostitutes pull people directly on the street, wearing leather underwear and bulging chests, which is simply a special flavor.
It seems that Tianyan Tiger especially likes this alternative feeling, drooling all the way, and almost didn't glare.
He finally stopped, turned his head to stare at Gu Que, gritted his teeth and said, "Boy!
Gu Que was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but say, "What promise?"
Tianyan Tiger's eyes were almost red, panting, and excitedly: "Of course it's a woman! You owe Lao Tzu dozens of dollars! It's time to pay it back today!"
Gu Que suddenly sneered: "Don't talk about it! You're still too early to transform! Either solve it yourself with your paws, or go to the two females/dogs to see if they are willing." ”
Tianyan Tiger was so angry that he smoked, and said angrily: "! Female/dog, can you look at it? Anyway, Lao Tzu can't look down on it! You still don't pay it back? If you don't pay it back, you won't leave today!"
As he spoke, he jumped off his horse and sat down in the street sulking.
Gu Que's head was big for a while, and he couldn't help but say: "I said big brother, you can't transform into a shape, who is so heavy and willing to engage with you?"
Tianyan Tiger smiled, squinted and said: "Although I can't transform into shape, but Lao Tzu has a treasure, eat a transformation pill, at least you can keep it for an hour!"
Gu Que's eyes widened suddenly, looking at the smug appearance of Tianyan Tiger, he couldn't help but say dumbly: "Really, really?"
"Of course it's true! Let's go! Let's change shape first! Lao Tzu will let you have a good look today!"
He pulled Gu Que off the horse, found an alley where no one was around, took out a white pill, stuffed it into his mouth, and white light suddenly appeared all over his body.
Gu Que said lightly: "Don't be reluctant!
"Don't talk nonsense!"
The Tianyan Tiger exited with difficulty, only to hear the crackling of the bones of the whole body, and the white light kept flickering, and in an instant, it really turned into a human form.
Gu Que swallowed his saliva, looked at the child in front of him in disbelief, and glared, "This, this is really you?"
Gu Que could hardly believe what he was looking at in front of him, the child in front of him was extremely fat, full of white flesh, with stubby hands and feet and a large belly, and he looked extremely funny. What's more...... On top of the two small shoulders, there was a huge tiger head, and it felt like it was almost crushing his body.
The tiger's head is extremely large, the width almost exceeds the shoulder, how weird and weird it is, I am afraid that I will be beaten to death as a monster when I go out.
Gu Que muttered, "Do you think that with your appearance, how much money do you have to give others to be willing?"
Tianyanhu was suddenly unhappy, and shouted: "Don't talk nonsense, boy, this is strong, give me a piece of clothing, damn! Why did he become ashamed after turning into a human form, I really don't understand." ”
Gu Que threw his clothes to him, and couldn't help but say, "What are you going to do here?"
Tianyanhu scratched his head, slapped him a few more times, and said helplessly: "It's so big, what can I do......?
As he spoke, he waved his fat hand a few times, Gu Que put away his vitality, looked over with the eyes of a normal person, and saw that the head of the Tianyan Tiger had suddenly turned into a fat head. The hideous face, the big mouth, the big nose, the bulging eyes...... I can't describe how ugly it is!
Gu Que was about to cry, and couldn't help but say, "Are you really going?"
"Lao Tzu must see the taste of women! My stupid dad used to blow to me every day, I have to try!"
After the Tianyan Tiger gritted his teeth and finished speaking, he suddenly laughed again, waved his stubby fat hand, and said loudly: "Go!
Hearing this, Gu Que almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood, but he felt that his face in life was lost, and he hurriedly turned his head and ran.
"Stop!"
Tianyan Tiger hurriedly followed, don't look at this guy is fat and short, but he is not slow to run. So after a struggle, Gu Que finally compromised.
The two of them just walked to the door of the brothel......
And the girls kept shouting at the pedestrians on the street, as if they were treating the two as air, and did not even say hello.
Tianyanhu frowned and said, "This is obviously a lack of business! Why the fuck ignore us?"
He was a little upset and yelled, "The guests are here, why don't you come out to greet them!"
The voice spread through the street, and everyone's attention came over, and they burst into laughter......
When a girl saw the two of them, she was stunned and said, "Grandpa, little friend, are you here?"
Tianyanhu said loudly: "Prostitute/prostitute!"
When I looked closely, I saw that the child was fat and short, and he didn't look big, staring at a fat head, which looked extremely funny.
And the old man beside him, with gray hair, a face full of furrows, a rickety figure, half a foot in the coffin......
Is this really business?
Gu Que's old face turned red, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, so he hurriedly threw out a nail of gold, gritted his teeth and said: "Lao Tzu has money, and if you can't do business, give me a word!"
Qian can be enlightened, and the girls endured the nausea and hurriedly invited the two in.