Flo City.

This is the border town of Mengluo country, in the northwest of the small city, is a death desert that stretches for tens of thousands of miles, because it is located on the border, the hodgepodge of human races is the characteristic of this small city, in the small city, all kinds of people have.

It's the height of summer, especially on the edge of the desert, and the whole city of Flo is like a steamer, with a hot wave of asphalt and few cars on the road, slowly driving towards the city.

At the edge of the horizon, far away from Flo City, there stood a man, he was wearing desert-colored camouflage pants, a black vest on his upper body, and his whole skin was dark, at this time he gave a thumbs up, hoping that someone would give him a ride, the weather was too hot, the sun made him sweat, and he cursed: "This ghost place." ”

Speechless, he waited for at least half an hour, but unfortunately no one was willing to stop and give him a ride.

It's no wonder that this is the character of the Desert of Death, where there is a natural wariness between people. Killing people and selling goods is too normal for this small town.

Backbite!

Finally, a car pulled up next to him, it was a brand new Land Rover off-road, and the main driver was a beautiful Oriental woman, who was smiling at Seinfeld.

"Hi, get in the car. The beautiful woman beckoned to him.

The fellow saw the fellow, tears were in his eyes, Seinfeld's heart was moved, if it weren't for this car, it is estimated that he would have to walk into the city on a pair of legs today, according to the map, it is a hundred miles away from the small city, and he is not afraid to walk, the problem is that Seinfeld has not eaten and slept for a day and a night. He was grateful: People are more beautiful and have more beautiful hearts, which is really moving, and the quality of our Chinese people is noble.

Without saying a word, he got into the car.

"Hey, thank you!"

Seinfeld was about to say a few words, when a man sat up in the back row, a dagger against his neck, and it turned out to be another beautiful woman, with a pair of sly eyes winking at him.

"Robbery, I'm sorry I don't have anything of value on me. "Seinfeld is very helpless, shy in his pocket, and destitute, he is really angry and resentful, how did the robbery hit his head, is there any heavenly reason, it is really pitiful for the two beautiful and moving sisters.

I really don't know if he is for himself or for the two sisters.

The dagger on the neck is sliding gently.

Seinfeld looked straight and said with an extremely serious attitude: "Two young ladies, I mean the truth, I am the most honest person, and there is absolutely no half-truth. ”

"Miss, who do you say, who is Miss, your whole family is Miss," the beautiful woman in the back row said angrily, exhaling like a blue - not like a wolf, the dagger in her hand increased slightly, and with a snort, a bloody mark appeared on Seinfeld's neck. It's no wonder that the beauty is angry, this so-called young lady, spit out from the mouth of the Chinese people, always gives people a feeling of special title.

"Hey, big sister, be merciful, it's not a joke. Seinfeld hurriedly said, the place where the dagger was placed was only three centimeters away from the major artery in the neck, it was impossible for this beauty to rob money, but it was possible to rob the sex, holding a dagger, in case the position was not right, he would be more wronged than Dou E when he came up to the main artery.

"Sister, are we that old?"

The beautiful woman in charge of the pilot snorted angrily, and suddenly reached out and pinched his face, fortunately Seinfeld's skin was dark and thick enough, otherwise it would have left a deep imprint.

Seinfeld bared his teeth and pretended to be in pain, and at this time, it was absolutely necessary to let himself pretend to be weak and weak. Considering that his body is relatively strong, this will invisibly pose a threat to the other party, and under the premise of congenital advantage, he must make the other party feel that he is deficient in the acquired.

Seinfeld drooped his face and piled up a flattering look on his face: "Two beauties, what should I call you?"

"Giggles, it's good to be called a beauty. The two beauties laughed, and the children were teachable.

Seinfeld smiled on his face, and quickly said yes, yes, and at the same time he sighed in his heart, Old Man Kong once had a cloud: Only villains and women are difficult to communicate, and riding in the same car with two beautiful women was originally a very pleasant and reminiscent thing, who knew that there were two women on the stall, holding bright daggers, shouting to rob, a big man was robbed by two weak women, how can people be embarrassed.

"Two beauties, it's my honor to be robbed by you, and I'm flattered. But the little ones are too poor to have any money, but if you rob the sex, I still welcome it. He said with a grimace.

Poof, the girl in the back seat couldn't help but laugh, the knife holding the dagger was shaking exaggeratedly. This made Seinfeld's face pale, he was really scared, in case the girl didn't grasp a good force and cut her carotid artery, it was not a joke.

"You're like this, it's as black as a carbon head, yes, it's beautiful for you. The girl in the driver's seat scoffed at him, and she said to the girl in the back seat: "Meixin, this person is really unreliable, I think it's better to throw him down, so as not to cause bad things." ”

"Don't mind, I'm absolutely reliable, I never dare to go west if you let me go east, you let me call me a beauty, I definitely don't dare to call me Miss, really, I'm absolutely sincere. Seinfeld said, not joking at all.

The girl called Meixin giggled, she couldn't straighten her waist with joy, she pouted at the beautiful woman in the driver's seat, and said dissatisfiedly: "Meiya, didn't you say that people from Huaxia Kingdom are more reliable? ”

Seeing that the two were at odds and there was a danger that the city gate would catch fire and affect the fish in the pond, Seinfeld hurriedly stepped forward to play a round.

"The two beauties are a little restless, don't hurt the harmony, the beauty in front is right, we Chinese people have a great heritage of 5,000 years of civilization, and helping others is the most basic sentiment. ”

He swore and repeatedly emphasized that he would absolutely cooperate and not mix a trace of water.

The two beauties have strange looks, this guy is too dark-bellied, obviously he has a ghost in his heart, but he is talking about it wildly,

"Hmph!" The beautiful woman named Meixin in the back seat clasped her fingers, and the back of his head was a burst, although the force was not large, Seinfeld was very cooperative to make a grinning appearance of pain, this time, the Meiya who was in charge of driving was amused, and her eyes glanced at his face a few more times.

He sighed and said narcissistically: "I'm so handsome, it's too unscientific to give you such a free look, I suggest that you should charge a proper fee to make up for my loss, after all, I'm poor now, and my bag is empty." ”

The two beauties stared at the same time, slandering.

"Be careful. ”

His hand was on Meiya's hand, there was a big rock on the road in front of him, he shot at the right time, but Meixin saw it as rubbing oil, so there was no accident, and the back of his head burst again.

"Is it easy to touch? Isn't it slippery, isn't it tender, isn't it drunk?"

He nodded in agreement.

Meixin's face turned cold, her dagger shook, and she whispered softly: "Whore, look at me and kill you with a knife." ”

"Alright. Meiya frowned, "Put the knife away, there is a border checkpoint ahead, and you need to cooperate with the acting to get by." ”

Meiya told him that she believed that he was willing to help them, in fact, this border checkpoint was just a symbolic inspection, and the reason why she brought him was because of the unspeakable reason, under his puzzled gaze, Meixin told him that the officers at the border checkpoint were very lustful, and every time they went in and out, they would take the opportunity to find fault and take the opportunity to eat their tofu, which made the two beauties grind their teeth with hatred.

"No problem. He happily agreed, this is a good errand, the opportunity to fall from the sky, let him be Meiya's boyfriend, but he has a better idea, and then the two sisters will admire him so much.

Next, Meixin put away the dagger, and Meiya wrapped a silk scarf around his neck, which was Meiya's personal thing, and there was a faint fragrance on it, which was used as a scarf at this time, covering up the scratches on his neck.

"Lewd. ”

Mei Ya thought for a long time, and popped out a word, seeing him breathing vigorously against the silk scarf, she had the urge to beat him violently.

He laughed strangely, laughing so badly that the two sisters felt uncomfortable, and there was always a feeling of being unladylike and mistakenly getting on the thief ship.

The car sped all the way and finally arrived at the border checkpoint.

"Routine checks. ”

As soon as the car came to a stop, a group of soldiers with loaded guns stepped forward, led by an officer.

Miya sat down with Meixin and said hello to him.

"Is that you?

He smiled: "I'm their boyfriend, there's no way, the charm is too big to stop, the two sisters and I fell in love at first sight, there is no way, I can only accept the order." ”

There was a pain in her waist, but she was twisted by Meiya, at this time she was full of irritability, and she looked shy, this is the two of them flirting and scolding? The officer's eyes were on fire, envy and jealousy, and Meixin in the back row was giggling, this guy was too good at blowing, yy was so flamboyant, but the officer still believed it.

"You've got a kind!"

When he was finally released, the officer's eyes were on fire, but there was no way, he couldn't taste the famous flowers.

"Lieutenant, the trunk hasn't been checked yet. One soldier muttered.

"Waste, hurry up and catch up. The lieutenant kicked the soldier and drove after him.

Inside the buggy.

Miya asked him, "What's your name?" ”

What is this? Is it praise or slander, he was speechless, but he still replied: "My name is Seinfeld, and it is my duty to be helpful, thank you." ”

"Well, in return, the car was given to you. ”

Miya said this, and the two opened the car door and jumped out at the same time, there were dense bushes on both sides of the road, and they had already calculated it, but they were not worried at all.

What is the situation? There is such a good thing? Seinfeld frowned, this is unreasonable, otherwise these two little girls would not have to jump out of the car, and there was a groan from the trunk at this time.

". ”

Seinfeld realized that he had encountered a carjacking duo, and there was a faint uneasiness in his heart. Sure enough, a siren sounded, and shortly after the sisters jumped out of the car, a police car followed.

There are 10,000 *** horses galloping by in his heart, and Seinfeld now understands that the two sisters are purely trying to find a substitute for the dead, and it is very likely that they have already bought off the officer, and even that officer is their person at all, and they have found themselves to carry the black pot.

"You're really an artillery cook!"

Seinfeld scolded, but now there was no way back, he quickly put up gear, stepped on the accelerator, and after galloping for several kilometers, he rushed into the dense forest on the side of the road with lightning speed.