Verse 362: Scientifically pat yourself on the back

Sycophants are a very interesting thing.

In the mainstream social consciousness, sycophants have always been regarded as a bad thing, but any upright gentleman, will denounce this kind of behavior, in the education of future generations, we often also educate them not to slap horses, from the perspective of consciousness, the mainstream of society is to reject sycophants.

But the sad truth is that sycophants are everywhere, especially in modern society, it can be said that everyone is patting sycophants, everyone will pat sycophants, because as long as the social form of social groups exists, sycophants will always be the sharpest weapon, and if used properly, it will be invincible.

But it's not easy to get a good picture of the sycophants.

Take, for example, Norman himself.

Before the intervention of the Knights Templar, when he played on his own, his sycophants were actually very straightforward and stiff, and they were not much different from rigid routines, which would not have worked very well if they were placed in the modern civilized society of the Earth world.

But on Xiao Bonian, it's different.

"From the multiple case studies around you, the summary of data, and the feedback around the scene, it can be basically judged that there is an extreme rejection of such things as sycophants among the dragons, and the sycophants should be very rare in the social life of the dragons, and they are inexperienced in this area, which is why your sycophants can achieve certain results. ”

This is what Lancelot said in his emergency exchange with Norman.

"But this trick is okay to suddenly appear, keep following this routine, the edge effect will decrease, and the effect will only get worse and worse, so we need to be scientifically sycophant. ”

In the United Kingdom of Augustus, sycophants are also something that cannot be put on the table, and the reaction of mainstream society to it is still disgusted and repulsive, and naturally there is no corresponding research on it.

Just like scolding the street, the vocabulary of scolding the street in the lingua franca is pitifully scarce, and the relevant knowledge of sycophants is almost non-existent.

But like scolding the streets, the earth world is far ahead of the curve in this regard.

"There are a lot of points to pay attention to, the first is that it varies from person to person, and the right medicine is prescribed, although you don't know this, but it was to the point just now, which is also the reason why your sycophant just now had an effect, but in the same way, you just violated the second point, that is, to be vague and implicit, just right. ”

"According to the temporary modeling analysis, this Xiao Bonian is a person with a certain cultural literacy, for that kind of vulgar citizens, you can be direct and simple, but for Xiao Bonian, or the hidden sycophant is the most effective, you just violated this point, it is a minus, but the main point of the topic you just now is still correct, it is a plus, and the proportion of the plus points greatly exceeds the minus, so your sycophant just now worked. ”

"There is a third point in the horse's ass, that is, the desire to rise first and suppress, after the formation of tension, the power of the horse's fart increases sharply out of thin air, but in the current situation, for the sake of insurance, we don't need this point for the time being......"

"Fourth point ......"

Norman knew that the earth world was very deep in the study of miscellaneous science, and in Norman's opinion, the knowledge base of the earth world should be more than a thousand years ahead of Augustus.

But even if he had a general understanding of the depth of the earth world, he still didn't expect that the earth world could have such a deep study in sycophancy, and this was something that Lancelot urgently found out in a hurry. If you really give them some time, I really don't know if they can play sycophants like a spell into a systematic and heavy discipline.

Thanks to the principle that the live broadcast room is instilled in Norman in the form of text input barrage, the formation of barrage and voice, Lancelot can use the help of technology to input so many barrages in an instant, otherwise he really can't say much in such a little time.

The only shortcoming is that this massive amount of information is instilled in an instant, and ordinary people can't see it, let alone understand it.

Fortunately, Norman's cultivation of the "Heart Sutra of Catching the Sea" can be subdivided, and in the case of scheduling, it is equivalent to dozens of people working together to read and understand Lancelot's barrage, which can be understood smoothly.

It is also because of this that he was able to shoot the back of the sycophant under the guidance of Lancelot.

This second sycophant is much improved from the first sycophant.

The first is in terms of coping: Norman's first sycophant is completely embarrassing, everyone is going to kill you, your only wish is to hope that the murderer can live long live long live, long live long live, this is logically unreasonable, untrue, reduces credibility, and is also the point of embarrassment.

The second paragraph is different.

The second paragraph clearly expresses that he doesn't want to die, which is very reasonable, with a high degree of authenticity, greatly increased credibility, and is easy to accept and will not appear embarrassing.

Judging from the response part, this sycophant can be regarded as a smooth cut.

The second is on the main body of the sycophant: the main body of the first sycophant is simply only Xiao Bonian, which is not wrong from the scientific point of view of patting the sycophant, but it is indeed the second-class sycophant, and the main body of the second sycophant is the combination of Norman and Xiao Bonian, which is the first-class sycophant main body choice.

Sycophant is an artistic exaggeration or direct fabrication of a certain part of the facts of the subject of sycophancy, which can be regarded as "fake". A good sycophant needs to make people fake it true, but how to make it come true?

In the choice of the subject, it can be seen that there are two ways.

In it, Norman and Shaw Bonian are "true" and "false". If Xiao Bonian is simply taken as the main body, then there is only "fake", which is too thin, but with the addition of Norman, we can smoothly transition from "true" to "false", so as to achieve the point of bringing the false with the real and confusing the real with the false, which enhances the persuasiveness of the "fake".

Finally, in terms of the content of the sycophant: the content of Norman's first sycophant is too floating, in short, it is unrealistic - who can live long live long live? Xiao Bonian also knows that he is impossible in his heart, and this is the weak point of Norman's first sycophant. But whether it's a human or a dragon, they really like to listen to good words, and some words are comfortable to hear if they know they are false.

is like a woman with a mediocre appearance or even a little ugly, she will be very happy and happy when others call her a beauty, but if others dare to call her an ugly girl, then she will undoubtedly be in a bad mood and even angry.

She doesn't know what she looks like? No, she does, but she still does.

The same is true here for Shaw Bonian, so Norman's first paragraph as a whole is a plus, and unrealistic is a minus with a lower weight.

And Norman's second paragraph is a level higher.

There are also plus points in the sycophant content of his second paragraph - the unification of the continent, "Historical Records - Dragon Emperor Benji", these are undoubtedly plus points. Moreover, under the guidance of the Knights Templar, he was able to get rid of his unrealistic weaknesses here, and from a practical point of view, it was entirely possible to achieve sycophants!

Of course, the difficulty is automatically ignored, both false and true, true and false, false and real, which is the superiority of Norman's second sycophant compared to the first sycophant.

In addition to the linguistic content, Norman also added body movements—making sincere eye contact with Xiao Bonian to enhance the authenticity of his words.

This is not difficult for Norman, who is now experienced in acting, and it is done perfectly.

From the point of view of scientific research, the plus points have been increased and the minus points have been reduced, which has further enhanced the power of sycophants, so it is no wonder that Xiao Bonian will be silent for a longer time this time.

What a wonderful person......

Xiao Bonian's eyes staring at Norman were very complicated.

What this human said was completely in line with his psychology: after today, he would become the leader of the dragon clan, and then he would lead the dragon clan to break out of the northern realm, regain the land that was taken away by humans, and then unify the continent and make the dragon clan the master of the continent again.

In the previous Xiao Bonian's view, this was a great cause, and every time he thought about it, he was excited.

But Norman's words broadened his understanding.

Not only can he become the master of the continent in space, but he can also become in time!

If he really had such a clerk who followed him and recorded his glorious journey in detail, then he could pass it on to future generations to read, so that thousands of future generations would always chant his name!

He may not have an infinite lifespan, but his spirit will never die, shining on this continent!

This was the most realistic way of immortality that Xiao Bonian could think of, and it was also the ultimate dragon life goal he could think of.

And Norman brought this up.

In fact, after this human put forward this idea, he could have found another dragon clan to be the secretary, but Xiao Bonian really knew too much about his own people: most of them were like Chen Qinghe's old stubbornness, even if there were some Huang Kun, they were only unusual on the surface, but in their bones they were still traditional, arrogant and cold.

Xiao Bonian himself is actually like this.

So even if Xiao Bonian arranges such a position according to the idea of this human being, I am afraid that he will not be able to take on it well, and this human being is different.

Since he was able to make such a groundbreaking suggestion, and to listen to him speak was witty and very comfortable, I believe that if he were to be the clerk, the same thing would be incomparably interesting for him to record, and to be able to show his wisdom and prowess thoroughly.

I believe that the effect is definitely not comparable to other dragons.

And now that he was in a hurry, he was able to put forward these opinions that pleased him, and who knew how many suggestions he would make in the future?

Xiao Bonian was very entangled in his heart: emotionally speaking, how much he wanted to obey this human wish and spare his life, but rationally speaking, he knew that he absolutely could not leave this human life - this is a human after all.

Those who are not of my race will have different hearts. And this human doesn't know the bottom line after all, and human beings are notoriously cunning and cunning, and the human in front of him seems to be the best of them. He has witnessed this incident with his own eyes, and if he says it in the future, he will surely bring endless trouble to himself.

Such a tangled heart is the reason why Xiao Bonian has been silent for a long time.

Xiao Bonian didn't speak, and the surrounding dragons didn't speak, silently waiting for Xiao Bonian to give the order.

Norman's sincere eyes stared at the old man for a long time, and his big shining eyes were so wide that they were blown by the cold wind in the high altitude for a long time, and they were a little dry and not so shiny, and Xiao Bonian finally spoke.

"Huai Jin, you come. ”

Xiao Bonian spoke slowly.

His reason eventually triumphed over emotion.

This human is right, after he ascends the throne as king, the position of secretary will still be added, but this secretary cannot be allowed to be held by this human after all. The dragon clan is the dragon clan, although with the character of his clansmen, what they write is not too much wishy-washy, but it is better than nothing.

It's better than risking the life of this human being.

And it may be that he felt the power of Norman's tongue and the power of bewitching the dragon's heart, Xiao Bonian even skipped the previous three or two compassionate wish links directly - if he let this human man continue, he was really afraid that he would be moved, and it would be bad if he really fainted and left his life behind.

It's just that although he finally decided to be a killer, Xiao Bonian still had some changes after all.

He had planned to come on his own.

This kind of opportunity to touch himself to the throne with his own hands, if he misses it, he will not have it again, how can he fake others and experience it himself?

But he's changed his mind now.

Looking at the sincere eyes of this human being, he really couldn't bear to attack this human being, and even his mind about treating Ji Ruoxi changed slightly: after all, she was just a child, when she was a child, she had hugged her with her own hands, but now she was going to kill her, and she suddenly felt a little unbearable.

Let's let Huai Jin come, such a little girl, an unruly human potions master, with Huai Jin's strength and means, I believe that the battle will end quickly and will not make them too painful.

Alas, the older you get, the older you get, the softer your heart becomes.

Xiao Bonian sighed secretly in his heart.

Xiao Bonian felt that he was soft-hearted and compassionate, but Norman's thoughts were diametrically opposite, and he had already begun to scold in his heart.

Mom sells batches!Lose Lei Lou!Shovel!Sell ** old sluts......

Although Xiao Bonian didn't say much, Norman was not stupid, and he knew what he meant as soon as he heard the content of his words.

Dare to love him for abandoning his daytime tongue and all in vain?

The Knights Templar thought that there was a big turnaround when they were constantly analyzing the real-time data, but they didn't expect the other party to suddenly make a sharp turn to kill the killer, so they were also in a big mess, and they urgently discussed it online and first to see if there was any way to try it again.

But time waits for no one.

No matter how many people there were, no matter how smart those members were, it would take time for them to figure out how to figure it out, but the surrounding dragons were different.

Under Xiao Bonian's order, a cyan dragon in front of Norman and them on the left slowly strolled out of the crowd.

His eyes were staring directly at Ji Ruoxi, his eyelids were narrow and long, flashing with an extremely excited light.

This is Ji Ruoxi!

I'm about to tear her to shreds, and I'm so excited that I can't help but tremble when I think about it......

As for the human, he didn't pay attention to it at all.