Chapter 302: Entering junior high school
Murong Banying instructed: "You must be very tired to be alone in such a strange place, in order for you to have a more relaxed environment, I recommend that you go to the school to live! As long as you join a similar school, there will be no pressure to survive for the time being, and the school will protect you." ”
Li Hua thought for a moment and said, "You can recommend a school to me! It is the kind of school with a relatively high level of teaching." ”
Murong Banying said without thinking: "The best school in Tian'an City is Tian'an No. 1 Middle School, which is a junior high school. It's just that your current cultivation is only at the beginning of the sixth grade, and it is difficult for your strength to reach the level of junior high school, so if you want to enter Tian'an No. 1 Middle School and pass the entrance exam, the difficulty coefficient is still quite high. The odds of you being able to get in are very small. ”
Li Hua breathed a sigh of relief, "It's okay, how can I know if I don't try?" Anyway, I'm not afraid of failure, and I'm not afraid of being embarrassed, just try more, what's the matter!"
Murong Banying nodded and said, "Okay then, I'll wish you good luck." ”
Li Hua clenched his fists and said: "It's a long time coming, see you another day." ”
Murong Banying turned around and said, "It's better not to be seen." You're my nemesis, and I don't want to be unlucky. ”
After speaking, the car where Murong Banying was located honked with a flute and left.
Li Hua looked at the back of the car in the distance, sighed softly, and then walked in one direction.
Although he didn't know where he was going, he knew that as long as he walked forward, the direction was ahead.
After continuous inquiry, Li Hua finally inquired about the location of Tian'an No. 1 Middle School and walked over as fast as he could.
Although this kind of relatively tall junior high school has a unified enrollment time, there is also a special enrollment time, that is, as long as someone is willing to enter Tian'an No. 1 Middle School, they can provide a special exam, as long as the exam is passed, the challenging student can enter Tian'an No. 1 Middle School to go to school the next day, which is no different from ordinary students.
Li Hua also took a fancy to this, so he came here to take the entrance exam.
First of all, Li Hua has to be interviewed first.
The examiner is a vigorous young man, and his cultivation is unfathomable, anyway, Li Hua can't spy on it, and he doesn't dare to snoop, because as a student, it is particularly impolite to spy on the teacher's cultivation.
Therefore, Li Hua had to sit honestly on the chair and wait for the teacher to ask questions.
The young man first looked at Li Hua's appearance and thought it was reasonable, but he had never seen such a young child come to interview for junior high school, so he was also very surprised.
When he observed Li Hua for a while, he found that although Li Hua was young, he was still an age when snot flowed down and wiped everywhere on his face, but he was neatly dressed and dignified, without the slightest feeling of sloppiness, and it was completely the way of a clean little girl.
The young man cleared his throat and said, "From now on, I will ask you three questions, you must answer them well, and it is best to think about them more than ten times in your mind before answering, otherwise, if there is any mistake, there will be no chance of recovery." ”
Li Hua nodded and said, "Teacher, don't worry, I will definitely think twice, just hurry up and ask!"
The young man said embarrassedly, "Are you in a hurry to go home for dinner?"
Li Hua said, "Teacher, is it starting now? Is this your first question?"
The young man was stunned for a moment, his face became ugly, and he said sharply: "Of course not." From now on, our three questions start now, and then the first one, listen. ”
Li Hua nodded and said, "Listen to your ears." ”
"First question, if you suddenly want to fart while fighting other immortal cultivators, what will you do?"
Seeing that the young teacher asked such an unserious question so seriously, Li Hua suddenly couldn't help laughing and laughed loudly.
The young teacher couldn't get off the stage, and over the years, he had asked this question so many times, even if it was funny, those students would restrain their emotions, and even if they laughed, they tried to bite their lips to prevent themselves from laughing.
However, Li Hua did not regard the other party as a teacher at all, did not regard this place as an examination classroom, but only regarded it as an entertainment venue, which made the young teacher very embarrassed.
The young teacher said solemnly, "Why are you laughing? Don't you know that this is an interview? Don't you know that this is a very serious question? Don't you know that you have to respect the teacher? Don't you know that now you can only answer and not do anything else?"
Who knows, Li Hua immediately said: "Of course I know." I just laughed and I was giving you this answer!"
The young teacher was surprised, "What? You kid is crazy, but tell me how you answered this question." ”
Li Hua smiled: "Of course, I laugh when I fart! Moreover, a sudden burst of laughter can also disrupt your opponent's way of thinking, increasing your chances of winning. ”
Although this answer is far-fetched, it has to be said that it is very ingenious.
Young teachers can't say that this is not an answer! Moreover, the answer itself is very wonderful.
Therefore, the young teacher had no choice but to move on to the next question: "The second question, please pay attention, that is, if you meet an immortal cultivator who is three levels higher than your cultivation level, and he wants to kill you, do you fight or run, why?"
Li Hua replied directly: "Of course I ran away." ”
The young teacher hurriedly asked, "Why, if someone is three levels higher than you, we will let you run away easily?"
Li Hua explained: "Because I can lie to him!"
The young teacher was even more speechless in an instant, so he had to move on to the third question, "Here is the last question, may I ask, when you meet a poor weakling, will you let him go!"
Li Hua said lightly: "People can go, but clothes must be left." ”
“......”
After the two of them looked at each other silently for a few seconds, the young teacher took the lead in breaking the calm: "Okay, our interview is over, you can go and take the battle exam now!"
Li Hua asked, "How about it? How many points can I get in the interview? Can I pass the next battle exam without being exempted?"
The young teacher was stunned for a moment, and said angrily: "What kind of dreams do you kid have! With these few answers that can make me mad and bloody, I will already give you face if I don't give you zero points." ”
"Is that really the case?" Li Hua smiled, took something out of his pocket, and put it on the table.