Poof!

Jianghu looked at Fahai's awkward movements, and finally couldn't help laughing.

In the past, when I was in high school military training, although it was only a short week, it was also in a well-known military school. At that time, there were also students from different schools who were training in the same period.

Every time lunch is disbanded, there will be some good boys who deliberately learn the instructor's voice behind the students and shout "get down". At that time, as soon as I heard the word "lie down", I had to do push-ups.

This habit is naturally ingrained in the minds of the rivers and lakes.

"You come over to me!" dragged Fahai, and Jianghu took him directly to the other side.

"I said donor, you you tapp. Don't you know that girls like gentle little milk dogs!"

"You're an old monk, not a girl. Besides, it's you who make me look like an uncle, and I'm still a proper little fresh meat. Don't talk nonsense, do you have something to hide about the White Snake!"

"There really is no ......"

Fahai wanted to cry without tears, was it easy for him to cheat some money to live. In his last life, this person was definitely his nemesis.

"Then what do you say can help her recover her memory?"

"I don't know, if I had known, I wouldn't have become what I am now. ”

Looking at the tattered clothes on his body, Fahai remembered the scenery back then. There is an indescribable sadness in his heart, he can go to Douyin to sell miserably.

Ay?!

That's right!

"I won't tell you, I'll go to work first. ”

Fahai took advantage of the fact that the rivers and lakes were not paying attention, broke free from his hand, hurried to the nearest meditation room, and then staggered out again.

When he came out, he was still holding a selfie stick in his hand and made a "yes" gesture towards the camera.

And the interface of his mobile phone screen turned out to be a live broadcast platform.

"Hello everyone, Lao Wei is here to broadcast live to you again. If you like it, you can like it in the lower right corner of the screen, and you are welcome to give a tip. ”

"There are a lot of people who come to Jingci Temple today, and in order to entertain them, Lao Qu has wasted his strength, and now he has become like this. ”

"If the audience wants to appreciate their faces, they can call me the second generation of sharp brothers. ”

"While everyone is admiring their faces, and Lao Wei's friends are also here, how about giving everyone a performance of [Iron Head Gong]? Wait a minute, I'll go and prepare something." ”

With that, Fahai took something like a brick from the low wall next to him. Tearing his legs apart with a horse step, "Hey!!" and slammed the brick into his head.

Moment!

The brick shattered to the ground.

From the perspective of the rivers and lakes, you can also see a group of viewers on the screen shouting "666", and then a series of tips float through the interface.

"Hahaha, thank you for your face. ”

......

Jianghu and Bai Suzhen looked at Fahai's movements with a confused expression.

No way!

Are these monks so advanced now, and they are still playing live broadcasts.

If I didn't read it wrong just now, Fahai's fans are not small at all, and it seems that he is still a small Internet celebrity.

Immediately afterwards, I saw Fahai take out something similar to a small projector and project all the barrage of the mobile phone interface onto the wall on the side.

This action also attracted many tourists to come and watch, and many people kept taking pictures with their mobile phones. At this time, the barrage projected on the wall was also refreshing rapidly.

[Hit the street and be transparent: Monk Fahai, now the world is full of awakened people, and your performance doesn't count. 】

[Downstairs is a women's clothing boss: Who knows if you have secretly woken up!]

[Wu Yifan's girlfriend: That's it, we have to watch other performances. 】

[Don't pretend upstairs: Hurry, hurry. Otherwise, you can sing a song. 】

[Our crystal is attacking: Fahai, you have so many pilgrims there. If you donate incense money, do you want to send a boyfriend and girlfriend? 】

[User 185763: Yes, yes. 】

[Lu Tianxiao himself: Introduce us to the young lady, and then I will reward you. 】

......

Fahai scratched his head and looked at the barrage and said. "I have a friend who is beautiful single and is still 96 years old. Why don't I introduce you?"

[Lu Tianxian himself: Is it a woman? Is it alive!]

[The crotch is a little cold: I don't care, just live.] By the way, it's a creature...]

[I want to learn from the palace: your questions are too simple, whether it is inflatable or electric. 】

"With batteries!"

"But my goods are not waterproof, why are your requirements so high-end, and there is no waterproof. ”

Fahai sat directly on the ground, chatting with the audience while watching the barrage. And his action made the barrage brush faster.

[Lu Tianshrimp deity: Yes, if it is not waterproof, we are afraid of leakage. 】

"Alas, you are so demanding. It seems that I'm going to go to a certain treasure and blind date network to have a look, and I'll tell you when I meet the right one. ”

"Or, I'll find it for you from my best friend. ”

[Lu Tianxiao 10459: Don't! 】

[Lao Wang next door: It is said that "Wangwang" is the best friend of mankind. Monk Sao, don't make a fuss!]

[User 1594318469: 10 flowers]

[Bai Jie's sister: throw 1 rotten egg]

Looking at these chats, the surrounding tourists burst into bursts of laughter.

Jianghu, who originally came here to settle accounts with Fahai, also shook his head with a headache. Where did this comedy come from, it's no wonder that those viewers cheered.

Suddenly, Jianghu saw a pile of bricks and gravel on the ground. No, it's a brick-colored hair cake. This monk is too thief...

"I tell you, what I say is true, or I will be pierced by ten thousand arrows. Fahai swore to the screen and patted his chest.

But at this moment, the sword that flew out from all directions and didn't know when it was going to attack Fahai.

"I'll be a good girl!"

Fahai trembled in fright, the selfie stick in his hand fell to the ground, and the whole person lay motionless.

At this time, the barrage, a group of "hahahahahaha" brushed over.

Jianghu silently looked at the broken cake in his hand, whether he wanted to help Fahai again. Under the effect of Transfiguration, these broken hair cakes are countless divine weapons.

"Jianghu. ”

Before he could act, a weak voice came from behind him. turned around and looked, Bai Suzhen's face was terrifyingly pale, and the whole person was a little shaky.

"Oops. ”

The secret voice was not good, and the rivers and lakes didn't have the heart to deal with Fahai anymore, so they quickly stepped forward to help Bai Suzhen.

Under the hat, Bai Suzhen's eyes were red, and her whole body was terrifyingly hot. Her hands clutched Jianghu's arm tightly, and her lips trembled a little.

"I ...... My head hurts. A lot of pictures have just flashed one by one. ”

An omen to regain your memory?!

Jianghu's heart tightened, and when he saw the stone bench not far away, he carefully helped Bai Suzhen to sit down over there.

Now the people nearby are paying attention to Fahai in the live broadcast, and their movements in the rivers and lakes have not attracted anyone's attention.

"How do you feel now..."

"Just... When Ten Thousand Swords attacked Fahai. Better... A lot of memories appeared in an instant, waiting for me to slow down. ”

As soon as the words fell, Bai Suzhen's body turned into a little white snake and was lying quietly on the stool.