Chapter 19 Performance Artist Lin Ye
Li Sleepian's straight man suit was completely unrecognizable when mixed into the pile, just like water disappeared into the water, this is the first time in Li Sleepian's life that he has felt what it means to be ordinary!
"So that's the ant's point of view!"
Li Budian secretly exclaimed in his heart, no matter where he went to pretend to be forced in the past, he always felt that something was wrong, which caused him to be unable to get the pleasure of pretending to be forced, but now, Li Busian finally understood a little!
Because Li Busian doesn't need to pretend at all, he himself is the embodiment of beauty, just his existence is the most magnificent and magnificent miracle in the universe, he can conquer the world with only a dreamlike appearance, and he can't get the pleasure of pretending to be slapped in the face with a huge difference between the front and back.
And now Li Sleepian has blended into the crowd, and only with such a posture can the target be despised and underestimated, so as to get the cool point of the counterattack of waste wood!
"It's just ...... Epic equipment of the mythic level!"
Li Halfian looked at his straight man suit and exclaimed.
Zhuge Lan didn't know what Li Bumian was crazy about, so he picked up a makeup mirror and kept taking pictures, sure enough, extremely powerful people always have some quirks?
Slippery ......
Jack stuck out his tongue and licked the dagger he was carrying, and he couldn't wait to join the Adventurers' Guild to become a brave man, and then defeat the Demon King to save the world, and then be worshipped by a statue built in his own form.
"Look, that man with Mohican's head is the savior of the Sakakizawa Continent!"
Jack was so lustful in his heart, licking the dagger's tongue and leaving rows of wet haras.
"That...... Won't it hurt your tongue if you lick the dagger like that?"
Like a curious baby, Vivica asked extremely silly and sweetly.
"You don't understand, it's my setting. ”
Jack said casually.
Vivica groaned and began to frown, completely unaware of what Jack meant.
The group walked on the streets paved with red bricks in Cenarion, although Li Sleepian was not eye-catching enough, but Zhuge Chao in red clothes became the focus of the crowd, and many Terran men stared at Zhuge Chao's full buttocks in reverie, but it was a pity that this woman's chest was too flat, and the touch to the touch must be like a jungle of thorns.
Many people are about to ask, what is the thorny jungle? It is to describe a woman's breasts as extremely sloppy, as if walking in a thorny jungle.
Although Li Bumian's mental power was injured and he was unable to release his divine sense, twenty years later, Zhuge Chao, who had broken through from the peak of the merger to the early stage of Mahayana, was able to release his divine sense, and the breadth of his divine consciousness was enough to cover the entire Cenarion town, and he examined everything in the town to prevent hidden dangers from surprise.
Zhuge Chao was shocked! Because on the street next door, Zhuge Ran found an acquaintance, but Zhuge Ran still couldn't believe that the people of the Wufeng Continent were scattered all over the Sakaki Ze Continent, but how vast is the Sakaki Ze Continent? The chance of a chance encounter is even less than the chance of winning the Nobel Prize for Literature in "The Age of Yi", which is simply more fairy tale than a fairy tale!
Zhuge Chao's heart was shocked, and he subconsciously looked at Li Bumian, who was looking in the mirror beside him, and his mind thought of a biography he had read a few years ago.
This biography is about the emperor of a certain country on the Sakaki continent, who fell off the throne after being persecuted and went into exile all the way, but on the way to exile, he met a person who was once not an emperor, but just an ordinary person, and as time passed, these people became a giant, and finally the emperor held a three-foot sword, cut the five-clawed golden dragon and rebelled, and re-ascended the throne with the support of these people, which is the so-called imperial luck.
And as far as Zhuge Chao knows, Li Sleepian just came to the Sakaize Continent, and he met himself, and in less than one day, he met another one, and Zhuge Chao had to start believing in this feudal superstition.
"President, come with me, there seems to be an acquaintance on that side. ”
Zhuge Chao whispered mysteriously in Li Bumian's ear.
Li Halfian was a little speechless, didn't he say that it was difficult to meet? You have only met one in twenty years, why did you just run into one as soon as you left the Grom Ruins?
Li Halfian had a black line on his forehead, but he didn't think much about it, and followed Zhuge to a street next door.
Under a wrought-iron street lamp, an old man wearing blind sunglasses is pulling an erhu, the tall skeleton looks a little thin, wearing a black robe like a Taoist, but in front of him is a jazz hat, which is used to hold the money of passers-by.
The old man's erhu is extremely sensational, just listening to the music feels like where there was an earthquake and tsunami The whole country is silently mourning, a sad horse, to achieve this technology, at least there are 170,000 years of erhu experience, there are a lot of spectators around, when enjoying the old man's sad music, I also feel that it is a little pitiful to care about the children at such an old age, so under the double attack of music impact and ethics, the old man's jazz hat on the ground was suddenly stuffed with some scattered small bills.
The banknotes of the Glory Federation are printed with a horse with horns, and the people of the Federation call the banknotes Grandpa Ma.
Zhuge was speechless and choked, are the benchmark level characters in the Wufeng Continent so miserable? Are they actually performing on the streets? Even if they don't mix in the adventurer's union, just go to a security company and be a guard for a big shot, and their monthly income will be explosive.
"Lin ......"
Zhuge Lan didn't shout yet, but was interrupted by Li Bumian and made a silent gesture, Zhuge Lan didn't know why Li Bumian did this, but he must have his own purpose.
Zhuge Chao became a bewitching woman at this time, Li Busian became the ultimate passer-by straight man, and Lin didn't recognize the two.
Li Budian put on the combat power detector that Jack gave him and began to detect Lin Ye's combat power.
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Li was sleepless and speechless.
Vivica listened to Lin Ye's erhu music, and suddenly burst into tears, took out the only crumpled banknote left in her pocket, and wanted to give it to Lin Ye, but was interrupted by Li Sleepian.
At this time, Lin Ye's music stopped abruptly, and he stood up and picked up the jazz hat full of banknotes.
And then ......
Lin also made an extremely standard hat off salute to all the spectators, and then all the money in the jazz hat was shaken off......
The crowd of spectators let out a burst of exclamation.
Then I saw the loose change scattered all over the sky as if by magic, all turned into colorful butterflies flying around, and in a moment the scene was beautiful, these butterflies stayed on the body of the spectators, constricting their wings, and the beauty was suffocating.
Rumble!
It turns out that Lin Ye is not performing on the street at all, but engaging in his performance art!
Rumble!
Li Sleepian was like five thunderbolts, and he couldn't have imagined that twenty years later, Lin Ye's pretending skills had become perfect!
"Damn!"
Li Busian secretly scolded in his heart, because he had focused on the breakthrough of the supreme merit of beating the heavens before, and he had no effort to delve into the technique of pretending to be forced! Now there are faint signs of being surpassed by others, pretending to be forced is like sailing against the current, and if he does not advance, he will retreat, Li Busian has made up his mind, and in the future, he will insist on meditating and meditating every day in the future, and think about the strategy of pretending to be forced.
Do you think that in the past, when Li Bumian sat and meditated, he was practicing all the exercises? No, you are wrong, he was thinking about the application of sassy words to the scene and how to create a powerful atmosphere that sets off himself.
Suddenly, thunderous applause erupted around him, and Lin also brushed off his clothes and left this place.
"Keep up!"
Li Budian said to Zhuge Ran.