Yangzhou's Shuimeng Community, in a public toilet downstairs.

"Click, click...... Roar"

Listening to the scratching sound outside the door of the women's toilet! Luo Weikang's little liver was about to jump out! He felt that the poop he had just pulled was about to pop out again!

"Mother, what kind of sin have I made? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh

It turns out that our Comrade Xiao Luo is also a big nerve, because of yesterday's state announcement!

After returning from school, he stayed at home alone and ate chicken. And his parents happen to be out on a business trip, although now it's a "war and chaos" outside!

But the net has not been broken! There is no shortage of secondary school teenagers in this world.

He's out of control when he plays, and he doesn't know why he's so evil!

He played all night eating chicken, either parachuting and hanging on a tree before he could make his debut, or he fell down the chimney and fell to his death.

What's even more odious is that there is a game where I met a foreign brother, and the two of them just landed on the top of the same red house as soon as they entered the game.

Our little Luo picked up a shotgun, and the foreign guy picked up one...... Forehead...... Pressure cooker lid!

So our Comrade Xiao Luo smiled lewdly across the computer screen: "Hehe, little brother, let me give you a hair! ”

To play is to shoot decisively!

"Bang", sure enough, the plot is still very bloody!

That bullet was actually blown away by a foreign brother!

"Oh, I'll go!" Luo Weikang screamed.

Before he could react, that foreign brother was backhanded!

It turned out to be another "bang"!

The ideal is very satisfying, but the reality is very skinny!

He watched as the foreign guy on the screen licked and licked on the box after his death!

So our little Comrade Luo had a crooked nose.

"Damn, I'm just licking a shotgun, be careful that your tongue licks the blood!" Luo Weikang scolded angrily!

He was not reconciled! He even played all night and ate chicken! As a result, he didn't eat a single chicken!

I wasn't sleepy until seven o'clock in the morning, and then I fell asleep directly on the computer desk.

At half past eleven o'clock in the afternoon, I was stunned and woke up by the overturning river and sea in my stomach!

What's even more unfortunate is that the toilet at home happened to be broken, so he had to hurry downstairs and came to the public toilet in the community downstairs. I didn't even have time to change my pajamas.

After the event, it was called a comfort, and our Comrade Xiao Luo's expression was a spring breeze and a smug one.

Humming a little song, he walked out with his pants lifted.

But before he could go out, he heard a rush of footsteps that seemed to be rushing towards him.

Luo Weikang wondered, could it be that the toilets in the community are all broken? Everyone came to the toilet?

So he took a closer look, good fellow, and saw a group of figures pushing and shoving about twenty meters away from him.

Look at the shriveled and ugly skeletons, a pair of small red eyes, and jagged teeth, it's called a knock.

"Why do you look so much like a zombie?cosplay?" Comrade Luo Weikang, who was nervous, hadn't reacted yet.

Until there was only about ten meters left, there was a foul smell on the face.

"Ahh

But where is he going? Behind him is the toilet!

Luo Weikang, who was in a panic, suddenly broke into the women's toilet, which had three cubicles.

He ran straight to the innermost compartment. The backhand is a lock!

"Well, Nima, where is the lock? The property in the community is unreliable!" Luo Weikang was about to cry!

So there was the scene that just happened.

And just now the excrement that has been brewing for a long time is released, how can there still be that kind of comfortable feeling! Just now, I was squatting and wanting to die, but now I am scared and my legs are weak!

Listening to the crying and mourning sound coming from the women's toilet, the zombies outside the door were as excited as if they had taken stimulants!

Look at their jagged mouths, with unknown liquids, like drooling?

And at this time, there are now a total of twenty zombies in the toilet, and now it is a blocked toilet, and they can't get in or out, and they all seem to be squeezing in with all their strength!

Looking at their excited appearance, they seem to say: "Wow, little fresh meat! Little fresh meat, squeeze hard, squeeze and squeeze there will always be meat to eat!" Roar ......."

"Dad, Mom, the child is not filial, I didn't expect your lovely son's life to end in the toilet! Or in the women's toilet, pity these taels of meat on my body! I don't know if their bite hurts! Can you bring some anesthesia?" And our Comrade Xiao Luo was howling like a wolf at this time!

Now he doesn't care about so many uninvited guests outside.

And Chu Rufeng, who was standing on the top of the toilet, was almost laughing!

It turned out that he had just left from the commercial center, and he suddenly remembered that his good brother Luo Weikang was in the nearby Shuimeng community. So I hurried over.

But I didn't expect that before I arrived at his house, I heard a cry from the toilet below, and the voice was still so familiar?

So Chu Rufeng hurried over to take a look!

I don't know if I don't see this, I almost laugh when I look at it!

Because through his divine thoughts, he could clearly see Luo Weikang's expression in the toilet as if he had eaten stool!

The whole face was almost purple because of the strength of using milk and suffocating against the toilet door.

The whole person leaned on his shoulders and head and pressed hard against the toilet door! His mouth was still babbling! And his right leg was kicking the edge of the toilet!

Look at the way his calves tremble! He is also wearing a blue pajama with a Doraemon style and pink flip-flops on his feet!

Chu Rufeng kept nodding on the roof.

"Well, yes, this dress is okay! Tsk! Especially this pair of sandals, Xiao Luo, is this the first gift you said your former girlfriend gave you? Chu Rufeng commented.

At this time, Luo Weikang, who was engaged in a tug-of-war with zombies, suddenly heard such a familiar voice coming from the top.

"Why is it so like the sound of the wind? How can he be here? Besides, even here it is impossible to be on top of the toilet?" Luo Weikang was excited, and then laughed at himself!

"Why, do you miss your brother and me? Hehe! Didn't you say you threw away your slippers? Why are you still wearing them?"

Then he heard a "boom", and a big hole about two meters in diameter suddenly broke in the roof, and then he saw Chu Rufeng's handsome little face with an interesting smile on his face.

What stunned Luo Weikang even more was that Chu Rufeng was actually standing in the middle of the hole in the air!

"Is it really you? Rufeng, why are you here? Why do you fly? Am I dreaming? Not really! Even if I dream, how can I dream of you, a turtle grandson!" Luo Weikang said with a dull expression.

Originally, Chu Rufeng, who was comfortable and smiling happily, became popular when he heard this.

"How do you talk? If I wasn't worried about you, I'd come! Yes, you're having a lot of fun with them! Then you can play first! I'll see if you don't speak. Chu Rufeng's eyes widened, but he said with a smile!

"Ahh

Now he also reacted, this is really not a dream! As for Chu Rufeng, why did he fly? Let's talk about it when I leave this hellish place!" Luo Weikang thought like this.

"You said you would save me, I will save you? What you just said made me unhappy! I was originally going to save it! But now it seems that ...... Hehe. Chu Rufeng sneered.

"Chu Rufeng, I'm not done with you, when I come out, I must tell Jingrou that you peeked at her taking a shower on the night you graduated from junior high school!

As soon as he heard what he said, Chu Rufeng's handsome little face immediately turned red!

There's no way, who let him get drunk once and tell this former little secret, and Luo Weikang was the only one present at the time!

Now I'm caught in pigtails!

"Hey"

Sighing helplessly! Chu Rufeng had no choice but to shout coldly in his heart: "Burst!"

I saw that the heads of the twenty zombies in the toilet burst one by one!

Luo Weikang only heard a "bang" sound! Immediately, he felt the pressure outside the door light!

"Alright, it's okay!"

Chu Rufeng lowered his body, stretched out his hand and grabbed Luo Weikang's clothes directly, and flew away directly with Luo Weikang like a chicken!

Chu Rufeng sighed in his heart: What a sin!

I don't care at all about Luo Weikang, who is blushing and thick-necked by clothes under him!