The fat monk looked at the rivers and lakes with deep eyes, and then looked at the women hiding behind him. Suddenly, he burst out laughing, and the meat on his face was piled together.

Looking at the fat monk's movements, Jianghu retreated silently.

Is this a fool, a fool, or a fool?

"Boy, there's a future. Still, those few told them to go away for the time being, and the old man didn't have the time to pester with them lately. ”

"What do you mean!"

Jianghu looked at him with some vigilance, and the look of defense in his eyes was very strong.

"Little friend doesn't need to be like this, I just want to talk to you about something. Although I don't know love, I know a lot about the rest. ”

"And what about them?"

Listening to the self-proclaimed nature of this fat monk, as well as the horror of the few behind him, Jianghu can be sure that the person in front of him is the Fahai deity. But at this time, he will appear here, which is really a little suspicious.

"Just let them play around. ”

"Are you sure you won't do it in the shadows?"

"The old man vouched for his life. ”

Under Fahai's repeated promises, Jianghu followed him suspiciously, not knowing what medicine he was selling in his gourd.

Xiao Qiao and the others originally wanted to follow, but as soon as they got closer, a transparent barrier rose up, and they couldn't pass through it.

At this time, all the tourists near the entire Leifeng Pagoda have left. It's no exaggeration to say that they are the only ones here now.

"What are we going to do? There's no way to get there. ”

"You said that the old bald donkey would hurt the rivers and lakes, and I felt that he was not a good person when I looked at his face. ”

"Break in!"

"Don't act rashly, he is the abbot of Leifeng Tower, but he is not something that a few of us can deal with. It doesn't look like he wants to hurt the rivers and lakes, we just wait patiently here. ”

At the critical moment, Bai Suzhen stood in front of them and stopped the movements of Xiao Qiao and others.

After listening to White Snake's analysis, they had to wait in place. And at this time, the rivers and lakes have been taken to the side hall by Fahai.

......

"What the hell do you want to tell me?"

"Don't be impatient, boy, young people don't have to be so angry, I don't have the right person here to defeat you. ”

"You are a fat monk, how can you talk nonsense. Hurry up, I'll go see how they're doing. ”

"You're a kid, fast. If you want to be so fast, you want to solve it in three seconds, and you have to know it for a long time. ”

"I'll go to your endurance. ”

"Hey, don't mess around, the old man is not close to women, nor is he close to men. Your durability is of no use to me. ”

"Where did you get so much nonsense. ”

Looking at this Fahai, who is full of connotative jokes, the rivers and lakes have an urge to kill. He really had to wonder if the one in front of him was a fake.

The tone of his voice and the look he saw outside were like two people.

It's like... Split personality in general.

The fat monk shook his head and was about to continue. But in the hands of the rivers and lakes, I don't know when there will be an extra salted fish.

Looking at the salted fish, the fat monk's face instantly turned a little red. He had just bought it, and he was going to feast on it when no one was around.

How did it end up in the hands of this kid......

"Be careful, young man, that salted fish is the old man's dinner tomorrow. ”

"Who are you bluffing, a monk of Fahai's level will steal meat dishes, and I'm afraid no one will believe it. ”

"Who said that the family can't open meat! Lao Ke is just a "meat" for food, not a "meat" for women, why not!"

"Why are you so yellow, old monk. ”

Jianghu's eyes were already getting deeper and deeper, and he silently activated the system panel in his mind and called up the ability card of [Transfiguration].

Is Transfiguration confirmed to be used?

Be!

In an instant, the salted fish in the hands of the rivers and lakes has turned into a cold and cold black iron sword. The dragon pattern on the sword still surged with a trace of coercion.

Before Fahai could act, Jianghu had already stepped forward and put his sword against his neck.

"Don't move. ”

This sudden scene made Fahai a little dumbfounded. His focus was all on the salted fish.

"Where's my fish?!"

"No, if you don't tell the truth, I won't even give you my life. ”

This Fahai gives the rivers and lakes the feeling that it is a seriously ill patient who escaped from a mental hospital. So his sword also stretched forward a little.

"Wait, I'll say I'll say!"

......

Since coming to Leifeng Tower, everything has revealed weirdness, and this person who calls himself Fahai has spoken even more inconsistently.

As long as Jianghu is not a fool, he can see the problem in this, so he also sees the opportunity to do it as soon as possible.

Unexpectedly, there is really a problem with this Fahai. But the specific situation of this problem makes the brain circuits of the rivers and lakes a little unable to keep up.

"You say, your current situation is caused by the White Lady?"

"Naturally, Bai Suzhen was able to break out of Leifeng Pagoda at the beginning. But for some reason, she refused to leave. And she caught Lao Wei and fought, and she burned the fairy root as a price. ”

"And then?" he frowned, how did he feel as if he was listening to a story.

"Later, we both lost, my mana was lost, and White Snake lost all her memories. ”

Fahai shook his head with some sighs.

The white snake that has lost its memory does not know where to go. And Fahai has no mana, and it is not easy to deter those monsters in this Leifeng Tower.

That's why he used his heart and blood to make a natural defensive barrier. After that, however, he stayed at the door every day in search of the White Snake's whereabouts.

More importantly, he wanted to figure out why the White Snake was reluctant to return to the immortal class that day.

"Then what is the connotation of the joke you just had? ”

"Before, Lao Gao Huayuan, I heard a song called "Fahai Doesn't Know Love", and Lao Gao was not convinced. So I found a software that is most popular with young people and went to study. ”

"What software?"

"Tik Tok. ”

Rivers and lakes:......

This is probably the worst time that Douyin has been hacked, and those jokes don't look like they are on Douyin.

"In addition to Douyin, I usually like to watch that connotation joke. I can't think of this thing called a mobile phone, but it's quite easy to use. ”

Fahai thought of his mobile phone and instantly smiled.

Forehead..

Jianghu really thinks that this world is mysterious, no, he wants to return to the normal world.

"Where's my salted fish!"

"It's gone. ”

Jianghu glared at him angrily, thinking that he could find useful information when he met Fahai, and ended up making such a thing for him.

"I don't care! You lost my salted fish, you have to pay. ”

Fahai's unrelenting appearance made the cranial nerves of the rivers and lakes ache faintly.

looked at the Xuantie Sword in his hand, stuffed it into Fahai's hand, turned around and walked outside.

"There is no salted fish, but there is one Xuantie Sword. ”

Fahai looked at the figure that the rivers and lakes had gone away and sighed.

"What a stupid boy, so easy to deceive. But it's okay, if you sell this sword tomorrow, you can buy salted fish to eat. ”