52, the legend of the bird walking (the second more recommended)
I saw that the gibbon monkey became huge, and began to eat bamboo shoots in a big way, almost one bite a second, two handfuls in one bite, hundreds of them each......
After the panda eats the first bamboo shoot, he finds the treasure chest empty, and then sees a huge gibbon monkey eating a lot of bamboo shoots in the desert in the background of the system......
System prompt: "Spirit beast panda is about to return to the Desert of True Knowledge, the host is about to return to its original position, countdown: 5, 4 ......"
Sure enough, to deal with hooligans, we need to use hooligan methods, and to deal with two goods, we must use more two-way methods.
The donkey, the shadow spirit, and the black cat came to watch, and the donkey smiled cheaply and spoke very quickly: "I am a donkey, I am a donkey, I am a donkeyγ......"
The shadow spirit also smiled cheaply, and wrote: "The donkey said: I really know that the concentration of spiritual energy in the desert is the first in the entire galaxy, since you know the way to go out, why don't you practice for two more days, but go in a hurry...... Birds walking in the crowd?"
Zhao Ming: "I wipe ......"
The whole person disappeared in the desert......
......
Han Ruyan was woken up in her sleep, she raised her head and saw her aunt Han Jiumei.
Han Jiumei said coldly: "Good granddaughter, get up, they asked me to come over to watch pandas eat bamboo shoots, have you seen it?"
Han Ruyan rubbed his sleepy eyes, stood up and took two steps forward, pointed to the panda who was feasting, and said to Han Jiumei and the people in the security department: "I've seen it, when this ability person was reporting at the registration office, I happened to be on duty at the registration window, and when he was numbering, he took a nap, and turned into a panda in a dream, and conjured a bamboo shoot to eat out of thin air, it is estimated that this is his awakening ability, so my aunt ...... Deputy Director Han, he is the one who disappeared from our reporting office...... Ahh
As Han Ruyan screamed and covered his eyes with his hands, Zhao Ming covered his crotch tightly with both hands, slowly squatting down and curling up naked, he said timidly to the people in the room: "If I said that I was sleepwalking just now, you ...... Believe it?"
A smile appeared on Han Jiumei's cold face, she stared at Zhao Ming and said with a smile: "As a naked idiot, your figure is really good!"
......
On the desert of true knowledge, the shadow spirit slapped his thighs and laughed, but he couldn't make a sound.
The donkey happily circled and chased after his cat's tail, with a cheap smile on his face and said very quickly: "I am a donkey, I am a donkey, I am a donkey......"
The black cat lay on the donkey's back, dangling the cat's tail, following the donkey's speed of speech: "Meow meow, meow meow......"
The panda looked at the gibbon monkey with a hostile expression, and it held its body between the gibbon and the hill-like pile of bamboo shoots.
The gibbon monkey returned to its normal size, stuck out its tongue at the panda's wide mouth, and spat out a mouthful of chewed bamboo shoots, as if to say, "Do you want to give it back to you?"
Kemi, the mermaid, wrapped her arms around her own chest in the spring water, and screamed with her eyes closed, as if she had been seen by the crowd......
Then, the panda pressed the gibbon monkey to the desert and began to beat it, the gibbon monkey was not defensive at all, just laughed, and the panda's fist hit the gibbon monkey, and the gibbon monkey did not feel it at all.
The donkey stopped spinning in circles, stared at each other, and raised its hooves to cheer the panda: "I'm a donkey, I'm a donkey!"
The black cat followed the donkey to cheer for the panda: "Wang! Wang!"
The shadow spirit wrote a barrage to Zhao Ming with a black shadow: "Host 666, you are about to become a legend of bird walking!"
Zhao Ming squatted with his crotch covered, looking loveless: When I meet you guys, Brother Ming wants to die......
......
The staff of the security department forced a smile and brought clothes to Zhao Ming to put on, Han Jiumei smiled and licked her lips lightly, and left the security department without saying anything.
Han Ruyan looked angry, and said to the people in the security department: "Let him go by himself and report everywhere!" and drove away angrily.
Han Ruyan can have a good face for this person who has tarnished her innocence?
Of course, Han Ruyan thinks that the Tanmei comics she has read before can't be counted.
Can being defiled by beautiful things be called defilement?
This panda fruit man is not beautiful, that is the stain of the red fruit fruit!!
......
Fortunately, the people in the security department were more responsible, and found a complete set of clothes for Zhao Ming, shoes, very loose, and no underwear.
Zhao Ming was content.
What kind of bicycle do you want? It's nice to have clothes to wear!
Zhao Ming, dressed in loose clothes, walked out of the security office of the North China Branch and walked around the main campus.
First of all, he confirmed something that relieved Zhao Ming: the memory in the dream was still there.
Kensa Grassland, Moorco, Badong, Swallowing Stone Flower...... These memories are well left in Zhao Ming's memory.
For the time being, it can be inferred that due to the system, Zhao Ming can remember the experience in the dream.
But Zhao Ming didn't have the memory of the last dream, maybe because the system had not been bound to Zhao Ming at that time, or because Zhao Ming entered the last dream from the original world, and when he came out of the dream, he came to this parallel world, which involved crossing, and the memory could not be retained.
Regardless of the last dream, as long as the memories in the future dream can be retained.
Zhao Ming inquired and wandered to the infrastructure office of the North China Branch to find Hou Longtao.
The infrastructure office is located on the easternmost side of Donghuang Island, and the staff of the infrastructure construction office is still expanding this artificial island, and the Donghuang Island check-in office is on the westernmost side, which is the closest to the landing Jincheng New District.
Zhao Ming walked through the main campus of the North China Branch and roughly estimated the distance between the east and west sides of Donghuang Island, about 40 kilometers.
At half past eleven in the morning, Zhao Ming found the infrastructure construction department, and the security guard at the gate asked Zhao Ming: "Who are you looking for?"
Zhao Ming: "I'm looking for Hou Longtao." β
The security guard smiled and said jokingly: "Looking for Hou Longtao, then why don't you look for Bai Jie?"
Zhao Ming: "Bai Jie also works here?"
The security guard smiled a little unconvinced: "Teacher Bai is not here, he went out to do errands." β
Zhao Ming: "Ao~, I understand, it should be Principal Gao who asked her to go to work together, then I will only look for Hou Longtao." β
"Negative Energy +90......"
The security guard looked surprised: Sao Nian, I am just a momentary itch, but you actually understand it at such a young age?
After Zhao Ming finished registering, he took a temporary pass, and according to the security guard, he went to the office on the 4th floor.
When Hou Longtao saw Zhao Ming's appearance, he thought it was a quality inspector sent by a building materials supplier, so he asked, "What's the matter?"
Zhao Ming: "Hello sir, our website is doing an anonymous survey, the question is very simple, there is a big prize for participation, if you are the only one left in the world, God will let you choose between a mermaid beauty with a great figure and a mermaid......, which one do you choose? The premise is that they are all sane, very smart, and obedient to you, which one do you choose?"
Hou Longtao wanted to interrupt Zhao Ming, but after hearing that there was a grand prize for participation, he still listened patiently, and said: "What kind of ghost are you guys investigating? Do you still need to ask? Men, they are all lower body animals, and they are all the same when the lights are turned off, and they must choose the one with the lower body." I believe all men have the same choice as me! That's ...... Which one?"
Zhao Ming said in his heart, you are too unrepresentative, where did you get so much confidence? He stared at Hou Longtao carefully to determine if Hou Longtao remembered the fishman jumping double ba, Zhao Ming asked: "Then you are the choice of the fishman beauty, the fishman beauty, only the head is the appearance of a fish, the whole body is a person, have you seen... Similar pictures?"
Hou Longtao: "No, no, how can I have time to surf the Internet? Since I came to the infrastructure department a few years ago, I sold it to Donghuang Island, how big is Donghuang Island now? 1,100 square kilometers! Aren't they all built by these thousands of people in our infrastructure construction department day and night? It's over? What prizes do you give?"
Zhao Ming took out the prepared paper and pen: "Leave your mobile phone number, and in the afternoon, our website will deposit 30 yuan for everyone who participates in the survey." β
Hou Longtao was a little surprised: "Yo, 30 yuan." It's good, I thought it was just a towel or something......" said and wrote down his phone number.
A fat uncle at the workstation next to Hou Longtao asked, "Young man, I'll also participate." β
Zhao Ming shook his head: "We have a rule that only one person can be asked in each office. β
"Negative Energy +29......"
The fat uncle suddenly said strangely: "Huh, young man, you are very similar to the bird walker in the security department today!"
Zhao Ming's face was black and he didn't speak.
Hou Longtao handed it to Zhao Ming after writing his mobile phone number, and asked Uncle Fat: "What is a bird walker?"
The fat uncle took the mobile phone and smiled greasyly: "Lao Hou, I'll transfer it to you, a buddy from the security department posted it in the group today, it's interesting!"
Zhao Ming also ran away, only to hear Hou Longtao and Uncle Fat laughing greasy behind him......