Chapter 22: Grandpa is Your Uncle
The explosion and screaming of the air flicked a finger before it sounded.
I couldn't see it, but I knew something was flying.
It's a creepy feeling.
Kutoutuo's palm glowed with a faint golden light, and he instinctively stretched out and erected it, blocking it towards his chest.
Syllable......
The stones shattered, and tiny stones shot out in all directions like sharp arrows.
A fist-sized stone can only beat birds, rabbits, snakes and rats at best. When given unparalleled speed, the power is staggering.
Kutoutuo's palm was instantly deformed, his arm bent, and his entire body was knocked backwards, breaking a stalactite pillar with a click.
Before he could stand firm and fight back, a raindrop of fists fell.
With a rush of Sanskrit chanting, the whole body of Kutou Tuo glowed with golden light, forming a yellow light curtain outside his body, like under a large bell jar.
Golden bell jar?
Chu Fan's heart flashed with a thought, but his fists did not stop.
Hit the snake and hit the seven inches.
Take advantage of your illness to kill you.
The bitter head is bowed and folded, and the treasure is solemn. The Sanskrit singing became more and more high-pitched, as if swimming across the bitter sea, high-spirited and unyielding. The golden bell is simple and heavy, the runes are circulating, and there are faint Sanskrit sounds and sounds.
Chu Shen stick doesn't care.
The fist is like a thunderbolt breaking the mountain, that is called a joy.
Taking advantage of Kutoutuo's desperate defense, there is no way to fight back, and it is a big fool not to beat him to death.
The fists are getting denser and denser, as if the wind and the sea are raging, and they are bound to crush everything and suppress the world.
Within a few breaths, "Admiralty" took hundreds of punches, and his light gradually weakened.
Fifteen breaths later, with a "pop" sound like a bubble bursting, the "Golden Bell" completely dissipated. Kutoutuo staggered, "Wow" a mouthful of blood spurted out. Aggrieved, really aggrieved. The great immortal master who was dignified and of high quality, had no chance to cast a wonderful spell, and was actually beaten out by a mortal like iron.
Chu Shen jumped to the side and looked at it with a smile.
After a fierce battle with Yuhaihua, the monk's mana was greatly damaged. After a violent blow by himself, the mana was gone. At the moment, it is no different from a mortal, so there is no need to worry.
"You, you ......" Kutoutuo pointed at the other party and scolded: "Your uncle!"
Hahaha, the monk was angry and began to curse. Chu Fan was happy, and sneered triumphantly: "What's the matter, your uncle is your uncle!"
Kutoutuo roared: "Grandpa is your uncle!"
Grandpa is an uncle? What logic, the monk's mind is not clear. Chu Fan shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile:
"You monk, pretending to be a penance, but in fact killing, stealing, adultery, eating, drinking, gambling, and everything. Entering the valley to kill people, robbing the divine breath, committing murder and theft. Lewd, don't say you don't. I saw with my own eyes that your hands and feet were not clean, and you specially put on the jade fairy, just to rub some oil......"
"I'm a fist and a kick, not a hand or a kick......," Kutouda cried out sadly.
"You dare to say that fists and feet are not hands and feet?"
“......”
"As for the lies, do you dare to say that you don't? and swear by God, I!"
"I swore that I wouldn't dwell on losing the bet, but I didn't say I wouldn't grab it before the bet. ”
"Hehe, is that still a swear to cover up the idea of robbery, is it considered to be a breach of the precept?"
“......”
"As for eating and drinking, you secretly eat dog meat and drink flower wine, you know best in your heart. As for gambling, I made a bet with the Jade Fairy just now. By the way, you're still scolding...... Killing, stealing, adultery, eating, drinking, gambling, the precepts of Buddhism have been completely broken by you, and there is a robe on your face to swagger and deceive......"
......
Waiting for the righteous words of the Chu God stick to come to an end, the bitter head Tuo, who had recovered his spirit a little, said coldly:
"Who are you?"
"I'm your uncle...... Your uncle, dare to secretly cast a spell to yin your uncle!"
Suddenly, I felt like my body was suffocating like I was put on a heavy armor, and I couldn't move. Chu Fan sneered and broke free, rushed in front of the monk in a flash, and punched and kicked again.
"Lao Tzu told you to pretend to be a monk, Lao Tzu told you to cut off karma, Lao Tzu told you to make yourself into a dry corpse specimen and ran out to scare people, Lao Tzu taught you to use Lao Tzu as a shield......"
At this moment, a trace of mana that had finally been re-condensed was completely extinguished, and Kutoutuo was shaking.
Chu Shenzhu took out the fake breath and stuffed it into his arms, grabbed the monk by the waist and put it in the crook of his arm, and swaggered out.
In the case of not being able to distinguish friend from foe, it is not good to kill the killer. But it is necessary to clear the opponent's combat power to zero.
The jade sea flowers circled around the cliff, and after only a stick of incense, I saw the scholar carrying the head out of the cave, jumping down, and couldn't help but open his eyes.
It's too easy, too fast!
Tong......
There was a muffled sound, and the grass and rubble were splashed and the dust was flying.
The scholar threw the bitter head like a bundle of rotten straw and beckoned to Yuhaihua.
Yuhaihua silently landed five zhang away and put away the brocade. Her eyes were sharp, and she had already seen that the green bun on Kutoutuo's skull was bulging, and the flesh and blood were blurred, which was unbearable.
God is pitiful, it was really not Chu Fan who beat it. It's just that when he carried the monk out of the cave, he would be careful, and the bare brain case jingled and knocked out of the stone. The bald donkey has no mana protection, and of course the horns are grand.
Seeing that Yu Haihua was full of vigilance, Chu Fan smiled, took out the fake breath from his arms and threw it over, and said, "Here you go." ”
The beads slowly flew in front of Yiren, shining white in the sunlight, and a circle of rainbow colors faintly appeared around them.
Yu Haihua watched quietly, but didn't answer, afraid that it would be a trap.
Kutoutuo is a bloody lesson from the past!
In addition, I can't see through the details at the end of the year, and I dare not take it even more.
Chu Fan knew that she was suspicious, and said with a smile:
"The Jade Fairy doesn't have to be polite, this one is not a real divine breath, Wei Feng was wrong back then. But for the fairy, it may be more useful than the divine breath......"
A hint of surprise flashed on Yu Haihua's face, and she asked:
"How did the seniors know?"
Chu Shenzhu scratched his head and explained embarrassedly:
"Hehe, I'm not a senior, we are two equals, you just call Chu Fan. I have an old relationship with Yunmeng, and I have been playing with this bead for a long time, so of course I know. Jade Fairy, what realm are you?"
Yu Haihua's surprise was even stronger, how could such an unfathomable character as Xindao not see his own realm?
"The little woman is a good blender. ”
Tsk, only two steps away from the big man of the national teacher, this time he made a lot of money.
Chu Fan's heart was full of joy, his throat was itchy, and he coughed lightly twice and said solemnly:
"Immortality according to the body, the spirit of Hantian, and the birth of everything by the true qi. The first thing in cultivation is to gather qi and refine it. But the vitality of heaven and earth is thin, and the aura is mixed. often refining a large amount of vitality qi before storing a pitiful bit of true qi. And this bead contains the aura that is pure to the extreme, without any attributes, and can be directly transformed into true qi, which is more effective than the best spar. The Jade Fairy is a mid-grade in the Fusion God Realm, and refining this bead will add at least half a year's strength......"
Yu Haihua was silent, since she had such benefits, why didn't you use it for yourself? Besides, why didn't you have a trace of true qi in your body?
Seeing that she was indifferent, Chu Fan sighed:
"Jade Fairy, when I threw the beads over just now, I made a very small hole in it. Hey, you've probably felt the aura gushing ......"
Yu Haihua hesitated for a moment, and finally reached out to hold the bead. After only concentrating and feeling it for a moment, his pale face quickly returned to ruddy after the fierce battle.
She is not hypocritical, her thumb is a touch of closed holes, and she is holding beads in her sleeves, and she arches her hand:
"Xie Chu Daoyou gave the orb, I don't know where I can work effectively?"
Chu Fan was happy.
As the saying goes, the big mind is brainless, this jade sea flower doesn't look stupid.
"Chu hopes that the Jade Fairy will go to Yunmeng King City to protect a person, and after the matter is completed, he will give a treasure bead as a reward. ”
Yu Haihua thought for a moment and asked rhetorically:
"Liu Ruofei, the princess of the prison country?"
"Yes. ”
"When the spring flowers bloom, Li Hou will cut down the clouds. As an immortal master, you must not get involved in mortal wars. ”
"You don't have to go to war, you can keep her safe within half a year. If Yunmeng King City can't hold it, and she refuses to escape, you just kidnap her. ”
"Okay, deal. ”
Kutoutuo poked his head out from behind a pile of thatch, and said hatefully: "Adulterer**." ”
Yu Haihua glanced at it, her face expressionless.
Chu Shenzhu was not happy, he rolled his fists and sleeves, glared and shouted: "You itchy skin, right......"
The monk was so frightened that he quickly retracted his skull.
In broad daylight, being fattened in front of a stunning beauty is still very different from being quietly fattened in a dark hole.
"Chu Daoyou, what are you going to do?"
"Pick up firewood and raise wolf smoke. ”
"Hee-hee, there's wind in the valley, where can the wolf smoke rise?
"If there's smoke, it's fine. I ambushed people at both ends of Shilipo, and when I saw the smoke rising, I knew that the battle was over, and it was time to go into the valley to pick up treasures. I don't dislike any magic weapons, gold, silver and jewelry, mosquitoes are also meat. ”
"Well, when they were flying around the mountain just now, they also saw a big carriage coming from the direction of Yunmeng City, and it stopped at the valley mouth ten miles away and didn't move. ”
"It's the one who picked me up, and when he sees the smoke, he will come in. ”
......
Smoke rises.
A humanoid pig's head emerged from behind the grass, and he hummed:
"It was me just now, but I became a little woman in the blink of an eye, and now I'm a family......"
Hearing this, Yuhaihua's eyes showed murderous aura.
Kutoutuo didn't wait for her to open his mouth, and shrank back again.
......
Da, da, da......
A carriage entered the valley without hurrying, and it was the immortal master Tong Jin who drove the car.
Chu Fan stepped forward quickly.
Liu Ruofei's face was revealed in the car window, and the person who did not speak smiled first.
Tong Jin saw the Yuhai Flower standing on the hillside from a distance, gasped, strangled the car, and said in a low voice:
"Princess, be careful, it seems to be a jade sea flower in front of you. ”
"Who is Jade Sea Flower?"
Liu Ruofei got out of the car and looked at the woman who seemed to be a concubine fifty feet away. Chunlan Qiuju also jumped down, one left and one right on guard.
"The female demon of the Hehuan Sect has a bad reputation...... The brocade clouds flew by, and not a single grass grew. The sea of desire is monstrous, leaving no living mouth...... It is rumored that he is a loner and not close to people. But look at the relationship between her and Chu Gongzi, it seems to be quite harmonious......"
Liu Ruofei's face instantly darkened.
At this time, Chu Fan walked closer, nodded at a few people, and said with a smile:
"The Jade Fairy was invited by me to protect Yunmeng. If there is no powerful immortal master in the royal city, any cat or dog will jump out......"
"Brother Fan, I don't want it. ”
Liu Ruofei interrupted him, pouting, her cheeks bulging into buns.
Chu Fan scratched his head and explained:
"If you let the teacher come forward for everything, you will be too busy. What's more, the more the end of the year, the more chaotic the situation will be......"
The implication is that Tong Jin is only in the middle of the smart realm, and he does not have enough deterrent power for the monks.
"Brother Fan, I said don't want it!"
Liu Ruofei stomped her feet, and there were faint tears flashing in her eyes.
Chu Shen was stunned and looked at Tong Jin for help.
The old immortal master was happy to become a man, and of course he knew what was going on in his heart, and comforted:
"Princess, all the people who come are guests, and the Jade Fairy is the most famous loose cultivator near Yunmeng. Let's go over and have a chat...... I'm afraid that gold and silver will not move the monks of the Melting God Realm, and they need spars. ”
Liu Ya burst into tears, took the Jinpa from Chunlan's hand, wiped the corners of her eyes, and said:
Teacher Tong is right...... Yunmeng is too small, not to mention spars, not even gold and silver. ”
Chu Fan was inexplicable, and said busily:
"The jade fairy doesn't want gold and silver, and he doesn't want spar ......"
"That's even worse, how can there be a reason in the world not to pay people to do things. ”
Liu Ruofei glanced at him, returned to her graceful princess demeanor, and walked forward. Tong Jin leaned over and smiled at Chu Fan, shook the reins, and the carriage followed unhurriedly behind the three women.
"Master Chu, it doesn't matter, let the two of them talk about it themselves. You must not be caught in the middle, so as to save the rats from drilling the bellows and getting angry at both ends. ”
Listening to Tong Jin's transmission, Chu still didn't know what was going on, but his eyes were attracted by the carriage.
The swarthy, metallic wheels didn't push the dirt road out of the ruts.
He stepped forward quickly and said flatteringly:
"Ruofei, this carriage looks quite heavy, why is it so light when two horses pull it?"
Liu Ruofei still had a straight face and said:
"The magic chariot left by Master Wei was as light as the wind after the formation was activated. ”
"Ah, you occupy his star-picking building and use the spar he worked so hard to excavate, aren't you afraid of blaming? By the way, the old man also went to Nanling to fight demon beasts and look for elixir for your sister and brother, why do I always feel that he doesn't look like a national teacher, like your family's long-term worker?"
Liu Ruofei sneered and said:
"What do you say...... Master Wei is my grandfather. ”
"Ah...... Why didn't you say it earlier. ”
"You didn't ask. ”
"Then your mother is naturally Master Wei's daughter?"
"Idiot, you don't have to ask. ”
"Does your mother have a younger brother?"
"Huh, how do you know?"
"Ah...... It can't be such a coincidence!"
"Where did you hear that?"
"Listen to an ugly monk. ”
"Monk, it's possible that my uncle has traveled extensively. He was a genius in cultivation and reached the Fusion God Realm at the age of eighteen. Seeing that my grandfather had not returned for a long time, he went out to look for it, and he has not returned yet. ”
"What does he look like?"
"He, Yushu Linfeng, is more handsome than you. I remember once when he went back to the city, he accidentally showed his face, but the women all over the city went crazy and threw flower branches and sachets into the car. Hee-hee, throw the flowers, it's amazing. ”
"Awesome...... I'm relieved. ”
"What nonsense are you talking about? ”
......
Gossiping all the way, approaching the big pit, everyone stopped.
The jade sea flowers are still standing on the rocks of the hillside, shining brightly and fluttering.
Chu Fan pointed to the bottom of the cliff and said:
"There was a monk lying behind the pile of thatch, who said it was Uncle Yunmeng...... No, it is said that it is old with Yunmeng. Do you know each other, I'll go talk to the Jade Fairy first......"
Liu Ruofei was about to go down the cliff, Tong Jin hurriedly got out of the car and said solemnly:
"Princess, please stay, let me see first. ”
Liu Ruofei groaned for a moment and said, it's okay.
Waiting for Chu Fan to climb the rock, before he could open his mouth, Yu Haihua first said coldly: "I have a bad reputation, and my son is no longer human." ”
Chu Fan said hurriedly: "She's just angry for a while, don't take it to heart." ”
"Don't worry, Childe, I won't worry about the yellow-haired girl. The agreement is still valid, and I will secretly take care of Yunmeng. ”
"That's great, thank you. ”
"Childe doesn't have to thank you, I took a big advantage in this deal. In addition......" Yu Haihua paused and said:
"The solitary yin does not grow, and the solitary yang does not give birth. Yin and Yang double cultivation, all things are born. The Hehuan sect is regarded as lascivious, which stems from this. But in addition to the double cultivation technique, there is also "Su Goddess Gong" in the sect, which requires women to be jade and bingqing, and they cannot be lustful in their lives......"
As she spoke, Yu Haihua felt a trace of shame in her heart.
What's wrong with me, as if I'm pleading...... He has no true qi surging in his body, and his strength cannot fluctuate outside his body, but within three steps, no one below the national teacher is an opponent. Why am I not afraid of being approached by him at all?
Yu Haihua's reverie was interrupted by an exclamation.
Next to the thatch, Kutoutuo covered his face with one hand and pushed Tong Jin away with the other, and said, "The donor has recognized the wrong person, go away!"
Tong Jin knelt down and said, "Young master, I've killed the old slave." ”
Liu Ruofei lifted the hem of her skirt, regardless of the silk being torn by thorns, and shouted while running down the cliff:
"Little uncle, where have you been in the past three years......
Jinyun was born under his feet, and the jade sea flowers floated up, and he still didn't forget to glance at Chu Fan. Seeing that the mouth of the thing was bigger than a goose egg, he was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but purse his lips and snicker.
Yes......
Another scream.
"Uncle, who is it...... Who beat you up like this?"
Chu Fan jumped off the rock in a panic, raised his hand at Liu Ruofei, and said in panic:
"You, your relatives are reunited and happy, so leave me alone...... The wind was too strong, so don't start a wildfire, I went to pick up a bucket of water and poured it out...... Ah, no buckets. That one...... I think something has fallen on the road......"
Liu Ruofei still looked like a lady, and pounced with her teeth and claws.
"Chu Fan, you stop for me. ”
Chu Da Shen Stick was frightened, stumbled, turned around and ran.