After Liu Changan fiddled with his mobile phone for a while, he thought about it and downloaded the whole book, more than six million words cost more than two hundred yuan, which is also a relatively luxurious consumption behavior in Liu Changan's recent life, but with so many words, it is still cost-effective to think about it carefully, after all, it is so long, many authors have to write until the Year of the Monkey.

I can't bear to let the child catch the wolf, I bought all the mobile phones, and I don't care about spending more money.

After visiting Liu Changan's empty house, Zhu Juntang came to his side and sighed, "My bathroom is bigger than yours." ”

Zhu Juntang's bathroom can also lie in the bathtub and watch the seafood in the aquarium, even Zhou Dongdong is envious.

"It's shocking and inferior. Liu Changan is willing to satisfy the superiority of others, "However, in ancient Europe, bathrooms and public toilets were also social occasions. The meaning of the bathroom is to take a bath together, and a one-person bathroom, even if you can row a boat in your bath, can be like a rainforest. ”

"The meaning of the bathroom is to take a bath with others?" Zhu Juntang couldn't understand at all, "I don't want to." ”

Liu Changan is also not interested in discussing with her the classical school of bathing and modern humanistic significance, many wars in human history are related to bathing, such as a case in the history of the Boloponza War, three hundred soldiers who are tired in winter are defending the ultimate battle of the empire, in front of which is a large city with 5,000 enemy troops, but they heard that there is another big city nearby where the hot spring bath is famous, so they decided to go to this hot spring city to repair first, take a good hot bath, the horse's hooves crossed the city wall, trampled on countless roofs, the third largest cavalry army in the empire, successfully occupied the city, and comfortably bathed and repaired, but was ambushed and annihilated, and later this war was made into an epic blockbuster, full of blood, humanity, war, glory and so on.

Liu Changan put away his mobile phone, took a copy of "God and Gold" and flipped it up.

"It's boring. Zhu Juntang didn't have a stool to sit on, standing beside Liu Changan and looking around idlely.

Liu Changan nodded, thinking that she was really boring.

He is not bored, as long as he can feel the flow of air at any time, he can hear the rhythm of the wind, he can smell the smell of leaves and earth, and gradually there is the noise of insects and noise in the distance, and the light moves the shadows obliquely, pulling out different light and shadow mottles, how can he be bored?

But everything in the world is always calm and gentle, and the more intense and climactic the state, the more ephemeral.

"You're going to live upstairs here, don't you? Do you want me to help you move?"

"No, I don't. ”

Liu Changan can understand very well that Zhu Juntang's help to move is probably to make a phone call to call someone to do something, as for her, how can a fairy do manual work and run up and down the stairs, is that a fairy? The fairy can't even sweat.

Zhu Juntang was even more bored, so he stepped over Liu Changan's calf, came to the balcony, and reached out to pull those sycamore leaves.

Liu Changan didn't tie the branches and leaves very hard, Zhu Juntang pulled it like this, and a sycamore leaf swept over, Zhu Juntang screamed, leaned around, and fell off the balcony.

The wall of the fence on the balcony was smashed by Liu Changan, although the second floor is not high, but the unlucky person always has various ways to die, what if his head hits the ground?

Liu Changan took a look, reached out and grabbed Zhu Juntang's feet, and lifted her up.

Zhu Juntang is the kind of person who falls from the second floor and his head will face the ground, which may be caused by the effect that the head is relatively empty, and the center of gravity of the body is different from that of ordinary people.

Liu Changan thought at that moment, if she looked like her butt was on the ground, he wouldn't care about her, anyway, it was so high, the floor of the old building was already low, not to mention the low utility room below.

It looks like her head will hit the ground, and Liu Changan will make a move, after all, her head can't be broken, what if it really causes a flood?

Liu Changan put Zhu Juntang aside and continued to read his book.

Zhu Juntang was stunned for a short time, he screamed with palpitations, his pupils were dilated, except for the car accident when he was a child with intense emotional ups and downs and left several fragmented pictures, just now should be the most dangerous moment in Zhu Juntang's life.

Zhu Juntang screamed for a while, and finally calmed down in fear, and stumbled to Liu Changan, "Thank you...... Thank you. ”

After speaking, Zhu Juntang touched her head, she was pulled up by Liu Changan just now, it is conceivable that if Liu Changan didn't have time, she would have hit the ground with her head.

"No thanks. ”

"What would have happened if I had really fallen just now?" Zhu Juntang still touched his head.

"The possibility of death is relatively small, the possibility of concussion and cervical spine injury is relatively large, after all, when you fall, you can dance with your hands and feet, and a little support can alleviate a large part of the impact on the head. Liu Changan glanced sideways and said.

"If only I had a woodpecker's head, I've heard that woodpeckers don't get concussions. Zhu Juntang said with some envy.

"The reason why the woodrider is not easy to get concussion has a lot to do with its skull structure and tongue, the tongue of the woodhopper will pass through the maxilla, and then drill out from the right nostril, and then pass through the middle of the two eyes, split into two prongs, all the way around the whole brain, from the sides of the neck respectively, and then through the mandible can stretch out more than ten centimeters...... Are you sure you want a woodbird's head?" Liu Changan imagined the picture of Zhu Juntang holding a woodbird's head, and it felt really more beautiful.

"How is that possible? Zhu Juntang said incredulously.

"You can go to Baidu and have a look. "To send away the problem of people like Zhu Juntang, a sentence of "Baidu look" is full of authority, they generally believe that Baidu can be searched, that is almost nine times out of ten.

Of course, this is also true of woodhoppers.

Zhu Juntang didn't search, because her habit is, I have a problem, then I ask others, others give themselves the correct answer is their job, otherwise she spends money to ask them to do? If there is a problem, she needs to search and solve it herself, then she doesn't need many people to work for herself, these people will be unemployed, from this point of view, Zhu Juntang is also to provide jobs, to prove the conscience of capitalists, so he is too lazy to use his hands and brains.

Liu Changan was not invited by her, but it is always difficult to change habits.

"Well, you saved my life......"

"No, I don't. ”

"I'm not done yet!"

"If you want to thank me, shut up is the best way to thank me. ”

Zhu Juntang pursed his lips, lifted his skirt, and made a kicking motion behind his back, only then did he remember, because he was wearing a relatively long skirt today, he didn't wear safety pants, just a small underwear with a hollow big peach on his ass, and he fell like this just now......

Zhu Juntang blushed quietly, while observing Liu Changan's expression, he was neither ready to move, nor forced to squirm calmly after being stimulated......

Zhu Juntang felt that he was a little at a loss, Liu Changan didn't look like he was taking advantage of her at all, but he saved her again, if Zhu Juntang still cares about this, isn't it too unreasonable?

But he always felt shy and embarrassed, Zhu Juntang kicked Liu Changan, turned around and ran away.

Liu Changan didn't bother to pay attention to her, only smelled the wind when she ran, there was a girl's breath in the wind, it seemed to be the smell of powder, and under the flying skirt, it was the paradise in Lieutenant Colonel Frank's mouth.

Zhu Juntang finally left, Liu Changan jumped from the second floor with his mobile phone, came to the carriage, and took out the mobile phone of the blue-green factory.

"The pinnacle of 5,000 years of human civilization...... Mobile phone, change your coffin, I can buy this one, you should know how precious it is. ”