"Hey-Zhang Chumo!" Just as Zhang Chumo was about to step into the school gate, a voice suddenly stopped Zhang Chumo. When I looked back, my face instantly collapsed.

"Old man Li, today is your duty at the school gate......" Zhang Chumo slowly paced to the edge of the guard room, with such a reluctant expression on his face.

"Why didn't you go back to school yesterday and didn't come back on Friday night......" Old man Li looked at Zhang Chumo with a smile, as if Zhang Chumo was a fine work of art.

"I said, Old Man Li, there are so many people in our school, why are you thinking about me? There are many people who didn't go back to school on Friday, and there are many people who didn't come back yesterday!"

"How can it be the same? other people won't come, either have a boyfriend or a girlfriend, what do you have?" Old man Li didn't realize that he was abusing the dog, and said it out loud.

Zhang Chumo's face was suddenly covered with black lines, "Old man Li, how do you know that I don't have a girlfriend? I also tell you, I have had it since yesterday!" Zhang Chumo didn't plan to continue to talk nonsense with Old Man Li, when he was a freshman, he was cheated of a hundred yuan by Old Man Li, so his resentment has not disappeared yet.

"Hey-wait!" Old Man Li stopped Zhang Chumo again, "Your kid's life is different, in the future, try to go back to school to live, people with a good life like you are easy to be remembered by unclean things!"

"Got it, it's more annoying than my mother!" Zhang Chumo waved his hand impatiently and strode towards the campus. Just after walking a few steps, suddenly Zhang Chumo paused. He turned his head with a puzzled face and looked at Old Man Li, who was looking at the returning students with a smile on his face.

In the past, Old Man Li was an old liar in Zhang Chumo's heart, and when he saw himself, he said at first glance that he was surprised and blessed, and he would either be rich or expensive in the future, and let him deceive himself into telling his fortune for 100 yuan.

But in the three years of college, several animals in the dormitory have taken off their singles one by one, and even the second cow-like has found a girlfriend. He's the only one, and he can only masturbate himself in front of the small video.

Therefore, Zhang Chumo has always regarded Old Man Li as a liar. But today's words made Zhang Chumo realize something?

Why has Old Man Li seemed to care about himself for more than two years. Not to mention anything else, there are several animals in the dormitory, and none of the old man Li can name them. But as far as he is concerned, he will say two words to himself every time.

If there was no incident of being attacked by ghosts, Zhang Chumo would definitely regard Old Man Li's words as fart. But now that I think about it, Old Man Li seems to be particularly concerned that he didn't go back to school at night.

"Slut, do you think this old man Li is a master?"

"I don't feel any spiritual fluctuations in him, but in fact, I haven't felt it since I came to this world. Perhaps, the monks of this world can hide themselves, so ...... I can't guarantee it. ”

"And guess what's the reason he asked me to live in the school as much as possible......? He also knows?"

"Possibly...... But I can't guarantee it, after all, in the era of the end of the law, there should be very few monks in this world, and we don't have such good luck to meet one after another, right?"

Whether Old Man Li is a master or not was quickly left behind by Zhang Chumo. Jiangshui University, as a first-class university in the Tang Empire, occupies a very large area. From the school gate to the dormitory, Zhang Chumo spent almost an hour.

With a figure-of-eight step, he slowly came to the door of the dormitory with the attitude of returning as a king. Just as he was about to push the door, Zhang Chumo's movements paused in the air.

His eyes glanced at the hidden door, and his sharp eyes instantly caught the truncated light above the wooden door.

"Nima, how many animals want to fix the little master?" Zhang Chumo showed a wicked smile on his face, turned around suddenly, his waist sank, and his right leg instantly launched a standard side kick.

"Boom-" There was a loud bang, and the dormitory door was kicked open by Zhang Chumo like lightning, and the drink bottles on the door fell as if it was raining.

The loud movement instantly woke up several pretending animals in the dormitory, and they sat up sluggishly one by one, staring at Zhang Chumo in surprise with round eyes. Zhang Chumo thought that the action just now was already handsome enough to make the Yellow River flow backwards, gently brushed the flowing broken hair in front of his forehead, and slowly stepped into the dormitory door to the rhythm of music.

A sneer swept over the dull eyes of the group, gently threw the backpack on the bed, and silently put his hands behind his back, "Beasts...... Who's going to explain what this reception is all about?"

"Fifth child, this is not my business, you know me, my second child is the most realistic, and he can't think of such a trick to damage the ......" Under the pressure of Zhang Chumo's eyes, the second child was the first to admit it.

"Fifth brother, you know me, if I make a move, there should be a bucket of water on this door instead of a drink bottle......" The third child also retreated under Zhang Chumo's eyes.

"Fifth brother, you know me, boss, I like to convince people with virtue the most, and I will never use this way to pit my brother!"

"You didn't do it? That is to say, it was the fourth child who did this?

Looking at the three animals shaking their heads continuously, Zhang Chumo's face suddenly showed an evil smile again, "The door is hidden, the trap is placed on the door frame, to complete such a layout, it must be completed inside."

If you really didn't do it, then the fourth child must be in the dormitory. But now, since the fourth child is not there, there is only one truth. Saying that, Zhang Chumo turned his head and pointed to the drink bottles scattered at the door, "This is what you did......"

"Cough-" A light cough suddenly sounded from behind the door that Zhang Chumo kicked open, and in an instant, Zhang Chumo's face changed greatly.

"Fourth, fourth, are you okay?" hurriedly opened the door, but the fourth was clinging to the wall in a strange posture. The glasses are crooked, the face is crooked, and a few horizontal bars are clearly engraved on the body of the fourth child.

Zhang Chumo's face changed greatly, and he hurriedly helped the fourth child up, "I said what are you doing behind hiding behind the door?

"Your sister's ...... Old Five...... Have you taken Dianabol...... That kick...... Can a human kick it out? I'll wipe it...... Oops...... Even if Bruce Lee is reincarnated...... You can't kick such a ferocious kick......"

"Blame me?" Zhang Chumo saw that the fourth child was not hurt, and his hanging heart suddenly relaxed.

Suddenly, the fourth child grabbed Zhang Chumo's collar as if he had returned to the light and pushed him down on the bed. Looking at the fourth child's impatient hunger and thirst, Zhang Chumo suddenly panicked.

"What are you doing? Lao Tzu doesn't engage in ...... foundation"

"Boss, ascend to the hall—"

"Mighty—"