Chapter 4 Call Me Sir

"Don't be too white on the skin, be masculine. ”

"Eh, my hands are shaking, it's too yellow, it's a little whiter. ”

System: "......"

"I want my eyes to be sky blue, deep as a pool of water. ”

"Sorry, master, given the main plane parent genes, you would never have sky blue eyes, thank you. There are only two types of dark brown and light brown options available. ”

"Then I want dark brown, I don't think light brown is enough. ”

"The nose is a little higher, and the wings of the nose are a little fuller. ”

"A little bigger"

System: "......"

"The teeth should be neat, white and shiny, by the way, don't give me wisdom teeth!"

"Good master!"

"It's good to be 1.83 meters tall, it's too tall and stupid. ”

"Good master!"

“...... What's inside, you keep calling me master, I don't like it very much, call me sir!"

“...... Yes, sir".

"Well, the inner ...... System, what's your name?"

System: "......" (just remembered this?)

System: "I call it the Life Experience System, if the gentleman wants, he can give a name." ”

"You're talking in Kakashi's voice!"

"Yes, sir, because this system is made for you, it is adapted to your preferences. ”

"Actually, I think Faye Wong's voice is also very good... ”

System: "...... b”( ̄□ ̄||)

"In that case, how about calling Tony?"

System: "...... I'm sorry sir, I'm not a hairdresser. ”

"And what do you think of 'Kaka'?"

System: "Thank you, sir, it's a better name, but Kaka hopes that Mr. can read more books when he has time." ”

“...... I think it's a very foreign name. ”

Kaka: "Thank you, sir, please proceed with the body setup. ”

"What's inside, I'm sorry, I have less contact with people, I don't know how to speak, you can always mention it to me if you have any opinions, it's just the two of us here, we have to support each other~"

"Well, can you put some music on?(I want to ease the awkward atmosphere.) )”

"Okay, what do you want to hear, sir?"

"Whatever, listen to what's trendy. You know what I like~"

“It`s a wild wild web when you feel lost inside,the wild wild web where there`s nothing to hide,on the wild wild web please tell me where I`ll find,virtual reality of your smile”

(You are lost in it because this is a magical online world, this is a tempting online world, please tell me how to see in this vast online grassland, your virtual reality smile.) )

"It's really timely...... Well, go on~, I don't want too exaggerated muscles, thin muscles are fine, and abdominal muscles need eight pieces. With a wide back and a thin waist, wearing armor and a cape, it should be super temperamental. ”

"And don't inherit hair loss, cataracts, etc.!"

"Sir, you think too much, what has been made for you is the best gene, there are no flaws, and you are guaranteed to get twice the result with half the effort when you cultivate!"

"Then I'll rest assured, okay, it feels a little watery, let's not talk about it, let's just do it, speed up!"

"Yes sir......"

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"Oh, it's so hard, it's finally set. ”

Kaka: "I'm sorry for the trouble. ”

"You're too polite, just casual, next, I want to know about the situation in the Overworld, you know, I'm sorry for my history teacher, well, and all the other teachers. ”

Kaka: "Sir, first of all, Kaka does not have any requirements or tasks for the direction and way of your development in the Overworld, you are completely free to develop, all you need is to keep getting stronger in order to face the possible dangers of other planes"

"Secondly, for the sake of life experience, Kaka will not reveal any information about the Overworld to you, I believe that even if Mr. is taught by a physical education teacher, he should have a general understanding, and you just follow your heart. In addition, when Mr. is 'born', Kaka will give a gift package with him, so stay tuned~"

"Finally, after Mr. reaches the corresponding opening conditions, all functions of the system space will be directly connected with Mr. through the card, that is, the central system, and can be called at any time, the system is powerful, and will not be subject to any interference and shielding, please rest assured to use. ”

"Awesome, my system!"

I heard that Snow White was running away, Little Red Riding Hood was worried about the big bad wolf, and I heard that the Mad Hat liked Alice and that the ugly duckling would turn into a white swan. (Please ignore the background sound.) )

Kaka: "Sir, the most important work has been completed, and now allow me to introduce you to the functions of the system, which will play a very powerful auxiliary role for you in the future, so be sure to listen carefully." ”

"Mr. is at this time, is the central system hall of Kaka, Kaka is mainly you, in the near future, Mr. can be based on the actual situation of each plane, spread the subsystem, the people you selected can use part of the system functions through the subsystem, and through a variety of corresponding system functions in exchange for points, through points, to the system mall of Kaka. At the same time, 20% of the points earned by the subsystem will be automatically transferred to the Mr. account, the number of subsystems is limited, and it will be increased accordingly with the growth of Mr. strength. ”

"Sir can adjust the spatial layout of the central system at any time according to personal preferences, add items or change the form. ”

"Let's do this first, let's move on to the other features!"

"Yes sir, please come with me. ”

At this time, a white light flashed in the center, and a small purple light cluster with a soft outer circle flew out of the glass ball, guiding Zhang Xiaoguang to walk in one direction, and when he reached the wall, a door suddenly appeared, which opened automatically as Zhang Xiaoguang approached.

Outside was an endless prairie, and the sound of the sea could be heard in the distance, and in the distance on the left there was a mountain range, the highest peaks, covered with snow. There is a lush unknown tree on the right side of a few hundred meters, with palm-sized emerald green round leaves, a gust of wind blows, making a fluttering sound, making people feel happy, there is an ancient well surrounded by a hexagonal shape next to the big tree, the lines of the well are antique, and there is an indescribable charm.

"Sir, this tree is called the Tree of Happiness, every month on the first day of the new year, the fifteenth day of the month, and on the birthday of Mr., you can come to this tree to make a wish, and then you will get a chance to win a lucky draw. Kaka will notify Mr. Kaka when the time comes, so please don't worry about missing it. ”

"In addition to that, the whole space can be arranged to the liking of the gentleman. ”

"Also, Sir can currently unlock the farm feature. ”

"QQ Farm? I like it, I was the highest level among my friends a few years ago! ”

As he spoke, Kaka floated not far away, made a big circle, and in an instant, this meadow turned into 24 cultivated farmlands.

At the same time, Zhang Xiaoguang heard Kaka's report:

"The farm function is unlocked, and Mr. will be rewarded with 2000 gold coins and 1000 points. Reclaim 24 pieces of ordinary farmland and get 240 points. 240 portions of low-grade forage were harvested. At present, there are 2000 gold coins and 1240 points. ”