Chapter 1091: Corpse/Explosion
As the convergence of energy reached the limit of Kel'thugad's endurance, this huge magic was finally released, and then I saw a huge pillar of light rising into the sky, and the gray death energy gathered into a huge long river, and then began to split like a meteor shower, forming countless gray pillars of light, as it fell further and lower, the splitting body of these originally dark gray pillars of light further split into more pillars of light, and finally like a gray rain, countless death energy directly covered the entire battlefield in a large area, and then the explosion that resounded throughout the entire defense line sounded, Countless broken corpses that have no recovery value or are difficult to recycle and abandoned by the undead and gods are like ignited explosives, instantly blowing up everything around them to pieces, yes, this trick is the corpse explosion technique in the necromancy, and it is with the help of these corpses that the new round of offensive of the elements can be regarded as stopped!
Of course, the elements were stopped and had to retreat for a while, and handed over the position to the gods to continue the attack, and the gods also launched an attack later, but this time the gods did not ignore the corpses that had no use value and could not be raised by the undead, but must ensure that all the corpses were recovered or destroyed!
(I'm in a very bad mood today, it's the Shabi woman doing things again, yes, it's her two days ago, it's the same as Shabi, today is the day when the leaders above send someone to check, and then in this case, she knows that the inspectors are there, and she frantically called my mobile phone after I muted it and hung up, and then frantically called the landline phone in the business hall, are you crazy!) If you don't call early or late, you just picked a crazy phone call at this time, and even the faces of the people who came to check were full of embarrassment, let alone me, and when I turned around and finally sent the inspectors away in embarrassment, I said in the salesman group why she called at this time, and everyone was in the inspection, what should you do if you fooled me like this, and then this Shabi also scolded me in turn, saying that I shirked my responsibility or something, you! It's your Shabi's fault, you hit it early, or you can't play later? I have to pick a stall where the inspectors came to call, and it's not like the group hasn't said that I'm here to check the people, and even if you don't see it, there must be a reason why I hung up the phone, can't you afford to wait for a while? Wait a minute, will you die? It's not a big deal, just come and ask me for a URL! Everyone came to check, I was the only one in the business hall, I could only go up to receive it myself, and then you dragged me back like this, and bit me back on the horse, and I was angry when I turned around, and I quit the business group directly, I was also convinced by the horse, how could there be such a superb Shabi! In short, I'm about to be today, if I am deducted money for such reasons, I won't do it anymore, either she loses money, or I roll up and leave! Neurotic! I shirk responsibility, this is your fault, how can I shirk responsibility, you say that others shirk responsibility every day, Sabi touches your conscience (maybe not) Think about it, are you the Shabi who you are shirking responsibility!)
Because I'm in a super bad mood today, you all know it!
1. The nephew wants to transfer to a new kindergarten and has an interview, and the teacher: "What is the mouth used for?"
Nephew: "For food." ”
Teacher: "What are your hands for?"
Nephew: "Use it to eat with a bowl." ”
Teacher (smiling): "What are those feet for?"
Nephew: "Go and get a bowl to eat with your feet." ”
1. Me: Excuse me, are you free at night?
Dude: You still use the word "please" when we talk, you have more points!
Me: I was going to say that I would invite you to dinner, but if I didn't let you do it, forget it.
Dude: Please, when I didn't say anything just now.
2. A young man went on a blind date, and the matchmaker told him: Be humble when you meet for the first time, don't embarrass the girl.
After the men and women met, they had a good impression of each other, and the girl asked: How can you be willing to go on a blind date with me if you have such good conditions?
The young man immediately said modestly: Where, like me, how can a good girl take a fancy to me?
3. Male: Miss, you are so beautiful as a flower!
F: You say I'm good-looking?
M: No, don't get me wrong, I just think you're like a flower.
F: What kind of flower am I like?
M: Sunflowers!
F: I look like a sunflower there?
Male: The face is big and there is no waist.
4. When I eat with friends, I only eat beef and don't eat vegetables, he said: "Eating vegetables is good for your health." ”
Me: "Cows eat grass, and I eat beef and indirectly eat vegetables." ”
He asked, "Have you ever eaten dog meat?"
I...
5. A man called the hotel front desk: "Come on, I had an argument with my girlfriend, she threatened me to jump from the window!"
"Excuse me sir, this is your personal matter, and we can't help it. ”
"No, it's your problem, because your windows won't open!"
2. In the evening, our family of three came home from the supermarket, and our daughter played with the newly bought bottle of calcium tablets.
I said, "Stop playing, you won't be able to eat it if you fall into the footbath in a while!"
The daughter was still playing casually, and as a result, with a "bang", the bottle fell into the footbath.
Husband: "Look, your mother is a prophet, did she really fall into the footbasin?"
The daughter whispered, "Mom is not a prophet, Mom is a crow's mouth!"
3. At noon, my daughter was shooting a ball in the living room, and I said: Don't shoot a ball in the living room, there is a newborn brother downstairs who wants to sleep, and you will make a noise to him.
My daughter asked me: Doesn't the little brother upstairs often shoot the ball and make a loud bang?
I thought about it: the little brother upstairs is growing his body and needs to exercise, the baby is good, and he should be more considerate of others.
She threw the ball angrily: Hmph, I see that there are your children upstairs and downstairs, but I'm not!
I...
4, went to the old brother's house to eat, and as soon as he opened the door, he saw the old brother beating his little daughter, and the little girl cried so much that she was pitiful!
After the beating, my sister-in-law asked her, "Does it hurt?"
The girl said aggrievedly, "It hurts!"
My sister-in-law asked again, "Then do you hate your father?"
She said complicatedly: "Don't hate!"
Sister-in-law: "Sure enough, it's your father's little padded jacket, you don't hate him for beating you like this?"
She was not convinced, looked at her sister-in-law fiercely, and said, "Why should I hate him, if you didn't just say, 'Give me a hard beating', would my father have beaten me?"
5. I had a broken leg bone and two steel plates. When I heard that I was going to take out the steel plate, my little nephew asked me: Auntie, can you still walk without a steel plate in your legs?
I teased him: I can't go. What to do?
The nephew sighed and said, "Auntie, buy dumbbells!" After that, you can only walk upside down.
I...