Chapter 1071: The Rating of Diving
However, ordinary creatures naturally don't want to become the cruel and unkind appearance of demons, but the races in the Divine Beast Alliance really can't ask for it, after all, as a cruel and unkind race themselves, they don't have any resistance to becoming demons and becoming more brutal, after all, they themselves rule this god system with absolute violence, so whether it is a ruler or a ruled, they can accept the demon's way of survival, just like a national who has always been an imperial country, a new dynasty was born, and people will not feel that there is anything wrong, as for a certain Yuan, the big head, it can only be said that it is unlucky, directly hit the tuyere of foreign ideological trends, and was directly blown to pieces.
And obviously, as the abandoned Divine Beast Alliance, there is obviously no hellish influence of foreign ideological trends, and with the surrender of some of the Divine Beast Alliance's wall grass, soon this unhealthy trend will immediately spread in the Divine Beast Alliance like a domino that has been overturned, and one race after another of the Divine Beast Alliance has begun to throw themselves into the arms of the demon, and the demon is also open to the fusion of these strange beasts, but there are also many divine beasts who still can't let go of the arrogance in their hearts, and still think that they are just changing camps, and they don't have the consciousness of losing and surrendering at all, I still plan to be an uncle, of course, according to the rules of the devil, you are strong and the uncle, no one cares about you, but you are a scumbag of strength, and you still want to be an uncle, sorry, the devil will make you regret coming to this world.
Of course, there are only a few scum with such unclear brains, and most of them are still the kind that their brains are very clear!
But even so, the score of the Divine Beast Alliance in the eyes of the demon has also dived again, after all, whoever encounters such a disgusting thing will not be in a good mood, although the demon likes to betray, but when they themselves are betrayed, deceived and so on, then the latent rage gene will make the demon crazy, so if you want to take refuge in a demon, then you must first think about whether you can withstand such consequences, after all, once you turn your back, then it will be a big trouble, and the demon's grudge should not be underestimated!
(Ahem!, I'm going to watch the movie Berserk Behemoth tonight, and I deliberately set a time for the giant screen version that is not early at all, so I won't come back until late in the evening, that is, that's it for today, there are only so many, and the next thing is that you know!)
1. Countless prayers in the world are not as selfless and kind as the prayers of my four-year-old daughter.
She knelt down and said to Guanyin, who was slightly closed in the smoke, "Bodhisattva, I wish you good health and happiness every day!"
2. In the morning, I rode the tram to send my nephew to school, and the car was about to run out of power halfway, so I complained to the tram: "I dropped the chain at the critical moment, how can I rely on you in the future?!"
After speaking, the nephew in the back seat said to me aggrievedly: "Auntie, you urged me too hard, I forgot to take my schoolbag, let's go back again!"
I!@#$%@#$%^#$%^
3. Accompany my little nephew to do homework, and while he is doing his homework, he asks me: "Uncle, do you have homework?"
I smiled evilly and said, "Uncle also has homework, all assigned by your future aunt!"
He said excitedly: "Then let your aunt leave you more homework, and it is best to let you taste the taste of unfinished homework!"
I...
4. As soon as I got my driver's license, I said to my daughter, "Do you dare to ride in your mother's car?"
The daughter said with a frightened face: "Mom, I still want to provide for you!"
5. On my son's first day of kindergarten, I said to my niece who was in kindergarten: "In the future, you must protect your brother at school and don't let him be bullied by children!"
The niece nodded solemnly, looking entrusted, full of ambition.
After a few weeks, I met her and asked, "Did you protect your brother at school?"
The niece looked frustrated: "My brother didn't bully him at school, and I never had a chance to perform!"
1. Dad: "Yesterday your boyfriend came to me and asked me to marry you to him, and I agreed." ”
Daughter: "I don't want to get married, I don't want to leave my mother." ”
Dad: "Then take your mom with you." ”
2. My mother often told me: When looking for a partner, you can't only look at other people's appearances, but also look at your own appearance.
3. My brother was driving at high speed a few days ago, and he urinated in a pulsating bottle and forgot to throw it in the car when he was stuck in a traffic jam.
It's hot today, and while driving, I picked it up and took a sip, but I vomited for more than half an hour...
4. My girlfriend has dark skin, but her makeup is white.
The first time I took her home, I asked my grandmother what her impression was.
Grandma said, "This girl is very good, but she is a little sloppy, her neck is black, and she doesn't wash!"
5. Once I saw my mother praising the dog that was "awesome", I couldn't help but say, "This can be praised, envy the dog!"
As a result, when I came out of the bathroom after going to the toilet today, the whole family applauded me. . .
6. My sister is thirty years old and not single yet, and today she just came home and her mother started nagging again...
My sister muttered impatiently: "Mom, how many times have I said it, I spend money lavishly, I don't marry if I don't have money, I can't hurt people!"
I couldn't listen anymore: "I can't get married, I can get rid of a money worshipper!"
When my mother heard this, she turned to me and yelled, "Shut up, what right do you poor boy have to make fun of a person who fights for his ideals?"
1. Applying for a gym card is like putting money in the merit box, making a wish!
2. The pressure of salary comes from: "ex-colleagues, old classmates, ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend, current girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, current girlfriend's girlfriend's boyfriend, and parents and friends' children." ”
3. "When did you realize that your life was over?"
"When I started buying lottery tickets. ”
4. We spent the first four years of our lives learning to stand up and speak, and the next 14 years were asked to sit down and shut up.
5. If you are afraid of getting fat, it means that you are a pig, because people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong.
6. A female driver in Shandong was investigated for driving without a license, and Pol.ice found that she had more than 30 violations, the vehicle was not inspected within the time limit, and the compulsory traffic insurance sign posted on the window was not the car's.
The female driver said that the driver's license she bought for 18,000 could be driving without a license, and asked Pol.ice to take a beautiful picture of herself when taking pictures.
7. Today's girls are getting lazier and lazier, they used to put on makeup to deceive others, but now they are too lazy to put on makeup, and they directly use beauty cameras to deceive people, and even deceive themselves.
8. Actually, it's very simple to make a good Internet product, you just need to imagine the Internet user as a person with a very big temper, a very low IQ, and a very impatient, very, very stingy, and unwilling to pay a penny!