Chapter 5: Stupid Death

He Yanggang looked at this fiery red soul body with some curiosity, all the soul bodies he saw during this time were blue, only this chick was red all over, and it looked extraordinary, but its words made He Yanggang very unhappy.

"Oh, so your name is Qin Shui'er! He Yanggang scoffed.

"Poof! Turkey, yes, it's a turkey, it's not only frustrating but also very annoying. Qin Shui'er smiled.

The turkey next to him was already emitting black smoke from its head, but it quickly calmed down again.

"I said Qin Shui'er, don't taunt me there, what are you if I'm a turkey, water bird? I just said that you are blind, don't be unconvinced, you take a closer look at the golden light of this human boy's body, has it penetrated into it? ”

At this time, Qin Shui'er stared at He Yanggang carefully, and couldn't help but be stunned.

"You can see it, he is not a human genius at all, it is just a layer of golden light that protects the soul, and it is not his own cultivation law at all. Besides, how could a person who can condense the law have such a weak soul power, you look at the difference between his soul body and those uncivilized beasts. Qinshui'er, Qinshui'er, I don't think you should call it Qinshui'er, you should call your head into the water, this name is more in line with your IQ, hahaha!"

He Yang was unhappy as soon as he looked at its ugly face.

"Yo, so you have a very high IQ, so how did you die? It can't be that you show off your IQ and die!"

Originally, He Yanggang said that, but he didn't expect it to be detonated all of a sudden.

"How does the IQ of this seat not need you to be judged by a human boy, but your IQ is absolutely negative, the golden light on your body should be the protection given to you by the seniors in your clan, it was considered your death, you are still safe in this layer of golden light, as long as you wait until the seniors in the clan come there should be a chance of resurrection, but I didn't expect you to be stupid enough to die in the Soul Return Forest, I tell you boy, you are dead, whoever comes is useless!"

Looking at the somewhat hysterical turkey, He Yanggang was a little confused, he still looked arrogant when he mocked it before, and ignored his love, why did he suddenly explode?

Seeing that the turkey kept losing himself for five minutes, and it seemed that there was a tendency to continue to lose, He Yanggang couldn't bear it anymore, what seniors, what protection, what soul returned to the forest, I thought I wanted to come!

"I know I'm going to die, right? This soul returns to the forest is very evil, isn't it? But what's the difference between your state and me?

As soon as He Yang said this, the turkey stopped talking, but looking at the trembling body, it seemed that his heart was still not calm.

"Poof!" Qin Shui'er next to him couldn't help but laugh.

"Laugh, you still have a smile on your face, if it weren't for you damn stinking bitch, Lao Tzu would have ended up like this?" the turkey was detonated again by a laugh from Qin Shui'er.

When He Yang heard this, he felt that there was content in it, so he turned his head to look at Qin Shui'er.

This is a sad story, but He Yanggang laughed, that turkey really showed off his IQ and died, no wonder he reacted so much just now.

It turned out that the turkey was called Cremation Phoenix, which was originally just a small cultivation of the chicken beast clan, and took the shit luck and ate some kind of natural treasure, but the atavistic phenomenon occurred, and a trace of phoenix blood appeared on the body, so after opening the spiritual wisdom, he named himself the Cremation Phoenix, and his greatest wish was to hope that one day he could completely turn into a phoenix.

Not to mention, since he had the phoenix bloodline, his talent has increased greatly, with his own little cleverness to get a lot of resources, his cultivation is even more progressive, and soon he turned into a human form, with the improvement of the bloodline, he showed a very high talent in the law of fire, through continuous efforts, he finally mastered his own law of fire.

If you think about it carefully, this feels like the protagonist of Diaosi's counterattack.

However, no one is perfect, everyone has some shortcomings, and the shortcoming of cremation phoenix is lust.

To say that a man is lustful doesn't seem to be a big problem, after all, whether a man who is not lustful is a man or not is a problem, the key is that ordinary people can endure it even if they are lustful, and he, if he sees it, he will try his best to get it.

Not to mention, with his cultivation and cleverness, there are really a lot of human girls and bird girls who have been succeeded by him.

Not long ago, by chance, he met Qin Shui'er, Qin Shui'er's appearance hit his heart, and then he confessed decisively, and was finally rejected without accident.

Of course, a failure did not make him retreat, after all, he was a veteran driver who had been on the battlefield for a long time, and he felt that as long as he came a few more times, he would succeed, but what he didn't expect was that he didn't succeed in seventeen times.

The eighteenth time decisively used tough means, but as a result, although Qin Shui'er's cultivation was weaker than him, the weakness was very limited, and the law that Qin Shui'er comprehended was water, which was somewhat restrained from him, causing him to be unable to take her.

In the case of several failed attempts to use force, Cremation Feng used his own cleverness again, he felt that the reason why he couldn't take Qin Shui'er was because he didn't force her to a dead end, so he tricked her to the Jedi of the Soul Return Forest so that she had no way out, but he didn't expect that not only did he not take it, but he also put himself in.

"I don't understand how he tricked you into getting here? He Yanggang was curious.

Faced with He Yanggang's question, Qin Shui'er dodged her gaze a little.

"Hahaha! Speaking of which, I have to interrupt, our Qinda Guard......" Cremation Feng interjected with a laugh.

"Shut up, I'll tell you. Qin Shui'er roared.

"Cut, you say it, I want to hear how your parallel head understands these things. ”

"He kidnapped the little princess of my clan and asked me to exchange myself, as the little princess's guard, how could I be indifferent, so I hurried over, I didn't expect to see the shadow of the little princess, and this shameless turkey actually wanted me to serve him first... He... In that way, I thought it was acceptable to exchange my chastity for the little princess, so I let him let the little princess go first, but I didn't expect him to not only refuse but also not let me see the little princess, and finally they fought, and the most shameless thing is that when I finally wanted to use the forbidden art to die with him, he actually said that he didn't tie up the little princess, who did he lie?"

"How many times have I said it, I didn't tie up your little princess, you think about it with your parallel head, if I kidnap your little princess, what else do you want? Whether it's appearance, blood, status or talent, how can you compare to your princess. Cremation Feng was speechless.

"Hmph, you are afraid that the strong people in our clan will crusade against you, so... That's why I didn't dare to mistreat the princess. ”

"Cut, I'm going to really tie up that little girl, and just take refuge in a hostile family of yours, how can I get mixed up. Cremation Feng said with disdain.

"You... You're just quibbling, where the hell did you hide the little princess?"

"I'm quibbling? I'm dead and I'm still in the mood to quibble with you here? What an idiot, okay, don't you hide it, don't you just don't want to admit that you don't have enough brains? Actually, let me tell you, I just know that your brain is often short-circuited, so I used a letter to trick you out, haha...... Oh, I'm sorry, maybe you haven't figured it out now, hahaha......" Cremation Feng continued to laugh.

"Hu... Nonsense, in fact, I felt it when I wanted to use the forbidden technique, because the little princess usually sneaks out to play during that time period, but I didn't expect it when I was in a hurry. Qin Shui'er explained.

"What? you, you, you

"Cut, I'm not sure if the princess went out to play or if she was caught by you. Besides, you've provoked me so many times during this time, and I'm desperate when I get angry. The more Qin Shui'er spoke, the lower her voice became.

"Damn, why did I fall in love with such a reckless man as you... Forehead... Reckless woman, I regret it!!" Cremation Phoenix regretted to death.

He Yanggang was about to hold back his internal injuries when he was smiling on the side, but he was really embarrassed to stimulate the two of them in grief again.

In short, to put it simply, it is an experienced and scheming old driver, who was knocked over by a stupid and cute man with little qualifications and a dull head, which is really a "sad" story.

"Okay two, no matter what grievances and hatreds you had in your life, those trivial matters have nothing to do with the two of you now, right? Miss Shui'er, I'm sure your little princess will have no problem, after all, for a dead chicken, lies are superfluous, aren't they?"

"As for the cremation phoenix, do you still have the face to be angry here? From beginning to end, you are doing something, even if your scum is dead, you have also harmed other people's Shui'er girls, it is purely a psychopath, you have nothing to do and pretend to be innocent, do you want to have a little face?"

"But you're not completely useless, no matter how you say this story is very funny, haha! Uh-huh, this is the funniest story I've heard in the past few years, thank you 'Great Wisdom'." ”

He Yanggang comforted Qin Shui'er, and then held back a smile and sarcastically cremated the phoenix.

"Hmph, ignorant human boy, you don't use your human set to teach me, I don't eat that set, I only know that the weak eat the strong, just grab what you want. ”

"I know that you are from a wild road, so your personality is a little distorted, you look at the girl Shui'er, the elite child cultivated by the big family, you are 10,000 times stronger in all aspects of speech and conversation. ”

Although He Yanggang felt that the way the beast clan did things might be like that, he still couldn't get used to cremating the phoenix.

At this time, Qin Shui'er's weak voice sounded.

"Its... In fact, the beast family is not so beautiful, and many clansmen have disappeared inexplicably. ”

"No, I said eldest sister, where are you standing? I'm talking for you! Why are you turning against me!" He Yanggang said that he couldn't accept it.

"I'm not targeting you, I'm glad you spoke for me!It's just that you're a bit self-defeating by blindly exaggerating the children of your family and belittling other orcs, so I'm reminding you. ”