Chapter 167: Of course it doesn't exist

"Hello, what are you doing?"

The Lingyou volunteer with the word 'Lingyou' on his arm said with a straight face.

He is a volunteer at a spiritual school in Bauhinia City, and his job is mainly to patrol the neighborhood to prevent and stop people who use spiritual magic illegally.

Based on the peaceful situation in Bauhinia City, this job is basically an idle job. Although there have been more and more psychic practitioners who have been causing trouble recently, they are still far from 'dangerous' overall.

Not only does the volunteer work have a considerable financial subsidy, but it can also add a small highlight to the Spiritual Alliance's archives, which is still very attractive to some psychics.

And those who can be attracted are generally low-level spiritual magicians.

Therefore, the 'kobold military division' behaved calmly after encountering an unexpected 'inventory'.

"To answer my lovely sister's questions, of course. ”

"Yes. ”

Lingyou volunteers looked suspicious, and the guy in front of him looked like an old fox, and he couldn't be trusted.

So he turned his head to look at the little girl, "Little sister, what is your relationship with this uncle?"

"Uncle......" The 'Dog-Headed Military Master' chuckled inwardly, "I just celebrated my twentieth birthday not long ago, what kind of uncle!

INTERVIEWER When you get older, you often have the illusion that what happened more than ten years ago is like yesterday.

However, this guy's is pure shamelessness.

He was not a cute creature, and the words of the 'Kobold Strategist' did not shake the mind of the Lingyou volunteer in the slightest, and he still looked at the little girl seriously, waiting for the other party's answer.

"Uncle?" Nan Nan showed a confused expression, "Didn't he say he was his brother?"

Well, the smarter police uncle should know what to do.

The Lingyou volunteer's eyes suddenly became very unkind when he looked at the 'Dog-Headed Military Master', "Please explain what is going on!"

"Mr. Spiritist, this is a minor misunderstanding. ”

This time I really didn't do anything hurtful, the 'dog-headed military advisor' was confident, and he didn't look like a criminal at all, "Just now I was eating oranges here, eating and eating, and a little girl came in front of me, she kept looking at me, I thought she wanted to eat the oranges in my hand, but I didn't expect her to be attracted by my avant-garde style." ”

"Look, I eat these orange peels on the ground. ”

Orange peels strewn across the brick-paved floor.

Lingyou volunteer frowned, "Littering, the crime is one more degree...... Did you bring your ID, take it out for me to see. ”

I didn't bring my ID card at the time, I just went out to buy a few oranges, why did I keep carrying my ID card?

However, the 'Kobold Commander' still pretended to touch all the pockets on his body, and after touching it, he showed an embarrassed expression, "Uh...... I forgot to bring it. ”

Lingyou Volunteer: "Yes, in that case, please come with me to the Lingyou Office." ”

Things have become troublesome all of a sudden, although it will not be a problem to go there, but it is really troublesome, in contrast, it is better to call a friend and ask them to bring their ID cards......

'Uh......'

After thinking for a few seconds, the 'Dog-Headed Strategist' immediately gave up this idea, his ID card was put in his bedroom, there were very bad special items that only adults could buy, and he would rather go to the prison for a few days than let those guys know about his privacy.

I have no choice but to pretend to be a tiger.

He deliberately said angrily, "You're discriminating against me, right! I live around here, it's normal for me to go out without my ID card, right? Why do you want to go to the Lingmeng Office, why don't you say go to my house to see your ID card!?"

Lingmeng Office and Lingyou Office both refer to the same place, and an organization often has several names, and it is normal to shout other names because of different needs.

"......", Lingyou volunteers were irritated when they heard this, this guy was simply annoyed, but unfortunately he now has 'Lingyou' on his arm, and his identity is there, so within the rules, he has to reason first.

"Really... It is true that there are many people who go out without their ID cards...... But that doesn't clear your name, and I'll be fair enough to say that your image isn't a good guy at first glance. ”

Being entangled like this, the mood of the 'dog-headed military advisor' was naturally not good, he stroked the goat's whiskers on his chin, "Don't talk nonsense, just tell me, where am I not like a good person?"

There's no place like a good person in your body.

- Of course, you can't say that, at least you have to be subtle and gradual.

"What's going on with your eyes?"

"The mouth is too bad to be beaten. ”

"How can it be so symmetrical to be beaten by someone?!"

"Because my mouth owes enough. ”

Lingyou Volunteer: "......"

Didn't you say it was 'avant-garde styling' before, but suddenly it was changed to 'mouth owing'...... And... It's very logical and so reasonable that it's hard to refute.

"Why do you have such a beard?"

"Huh?" the 'Kobold Advisor' looked puzzled, "Isn't this handsome?"

“......”

This kind of thing generally depends on the face, but if the other party is really brazen, it is not impossible......

This side is still interrogating, and on the other side, Mu Zhaoling, who acts as a temporary guardian, finally found Nan Nan.

The little girl was now looking around in a daze, probably looking for something interesting.

Next to her was an osmanthus tree, presumably attracted by the osmanthus flower, and then ran over to smell the flowers.

- Mu Zhaoling's guess.

He completely ignored the other two people who were also next to the osmanthus tree, probably because the presence of those two guys was too low, and they were equivalent to passers-by in comparison.

Stepping steps, his steps are very light and quiet, his people are also very light and quiet, almost silent, he rubs shoulders with the hustle and bustle, in the lively crowd, like a very night.

Nan Nan spotted him in the crowd, a smile instantly bloomed on her face, and she beckoned happily.

I wanted to shout "Cat Cat" loudly, but "Cat Cat" made a silent gesture and lifted the beautiful little basket in his hand.

The little girl's eyes lit up, and she ran happily to Mu Zhaoling.

At this time, the passerby duo was still discussing the matter of oranges.

"Oranges should not be sour, they should be sweet and tasty, and they should not be sour at all. "This is the experience of the 'kobold strategist' based on his own experience of eating oranges for many years.

The Lingyou volunteer had a cold face, "That's why you came here from your residence ten kilometers away?

"Hmph, I can't believe you. The 'Kobold Military Master' laughed disdainfully, "I have eaten oranges for so many years, whether they are produced in Tiannan or grown in the north of the earth, I can eat them all!"

"What if you talk nonsense?"

"If you want to kill, you can chop it as you like!" "The 'Kobold Soldier' looked proud, and stroked his beard.

The young volunteer was so angry that the bastard in front of him was too slippery, and his mouth was full of witticisms, which sounded like nonsense and felt like nonsense, but he couldn't find a reason to refute it.

"That's what you said, you are not allowed to walk around if you stay here, I'll buy a few oranges, if you dare to lie to me, I will let you not eat and walk around!"

After that, he went to buy oranges.

When it comes to eating oranges, the 'kobold military advisor' really has his own set, and he is not afraid of this at all.

The smug smile on the corner of his mouth looked a little incomprehensible, and he didn't smile for long before he was suddenly stunned.

"I always feel like something is wrong......

Turning his head to look around, he was alone by the osmanthus tree.

"Huh?"

"Where's my sweet sister?"