"Poof......

Bursts of noise kept coming from the small latrine in front of me.

The sound was simply earth-shattering and deafening.

In an instant, Xiao Feng felt that what he was in front of him was not an ordinary latrine, but a monstrous beast.

"Vomit ......"

Xiao Feng's face was hideous, and his entire face was completely distorted...... The whole person kept retching......

At this moment, he just wanted to shout in his heart: Who the hell is the fart that is so earth-shattering and resounding in the sky. It stinks so much that people doubt life.

At this time, Xiao Feng saw a person with water stains all over his body. He took a closer look, hey, isn't this the kid Dai Yu.

At this time, Dai Yu seemed to see Xiao Feng, just like seeing his relatives, and rushed towards Xiao Feng with tears in his eyes.

Xiao Feng couldn't help but be shocked when he looked at Dai Yu who was rushing towards him, as if he saw a big piece of Xiang flying towards him.

Xiao Feng looked left and right, and after seeing a tree, he hurriedly climbed to the tree.

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Xiao Feng shouted in the loudest voice of his own.

This is too terrifying, this lethality is even more terrifying than that of a master of the spirit realm. I'm afraid that even the master of the spiritual realm is here, and he will be disgusted to death.

If Dai Yu's speed was very fast, in the blink of an eye, he ran under the tree where Xiao Feng was hiding.

"Hey, Kaedeko. Why did you run to the tree?" Dai Yu looked at Xiao Feng, who was hanging on the tree with a defensive and vigilant look, and couldn't help but ask curiously.

......

Do you think I want to, do you know that you're a super invincible biochemical weapon now.

Whoever touches it will be disgusted to death by you.

I still have a great future ahead of me, and I don't need to hang on your tree.

"What kind of Dai Yu is that, you listen to me. I know that you are a handsome and chic, graceful and graceful, loved by everyone, flowers blooming, and have a small world in your heart...... Maybe you think that you are a little useful for guarding the toilet here, but we don't have any cattle here, so what is the use of your knife...... Ah......h Our man spits on a nail, you just nail it here, and you will hold it out and harm people......"

Xiao Feng hung on the branch and said a lot of words against his conscience. All in all, in short, the meaning of what is said is to let this Dai Yu'an live in peace and stop going out to harm the world.

After all, the skill you have on your own to pull hatred points is terrifying.

"Xiao Feng, what are you talking about, I can't understand a word. ”

Dai Yu stood under this tree, inexplicably a little confused.

"What, you go away first and let me come down......"

After all, it's embarrassing to stand on this.

Xiao Feng had just jumped down from the tree, still sorting out his clothes, and Dai Yu, who was standing on the side, asked, "Fengzi, you are really a person of temperament." It's okay, do you still like to climb trees and look far away?"

......

Being asked by Dai Yu made Xiao Feng a little embarrassed. There was no way, so he gritted his teeth and replied.

"Yes, I see that the scenery of the inner courtyard is good, stand high, and look far away......"

"Let's go in and sit ......"

What......

Get in......

Sit-......

Dai Yu's sentence was like a huge hammer hammer to Xiao Feng's heart.

It was as if I heard a crisp breaking sound, and gradually disappeared with the wind......

Xiao Feng looked at the toilet not far from him, and heard the sound of fluttering farts that resounded through the sky.

I couldn't help but have some hairs in my heart, and I almost shivered all over.

"Why did you all go to live in those good houses, do you still look down on my little latrine?" Dai Yu said with a smile, turned around and left.

Xiao Feng gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and followed behind Dai Yude. With Dai Yu, he walked towards the so-called latrine.

When the popping sound grew louder and louder...... When it was clear, Dai Yu turned around and walked towards another house......

Hey, the hearts of both sides couldn't help but be shocked.

It turned out that I would be wrong.

It's also to blame that the previous one is the senior brother who looks really infiltrating, and the information he provided really misled Xiao Feng.

Xiao Feng touched his forehead very embarrassed, and found that his forehead was covered with sweat.

If I really let myself into that latrine, I'm afraid I wouldn't be much better off now.

Although this small thatched toilet does look much simpler than other houses, when Xiao Feng walked in, he couldn't help but be shocked.

Who said it was bad to be sinned...... If this girl is not doing well, then there are few people in the entire West Courtyard who are doing well.

I'm afraid that if someone comes to Xiao Feng at this time and says that Dai Yu's kid is not doing well, I'm afraid that Xiao Feng will pull out a forty-meter-long machete and let that person run thirty-nine meters first.

Although the sparrow is small, it has all kinds of organs.

...... Originally, Xiao Feng wanted to laugh at Dai Yu twice, saying that he had heaven and earth in his heart, what did he not do...... I didn't expect this guy to live a happy life here......

The second uncle of the trough nun......

"You've had a pretty nourishing life...... I'm still bothering to look around for someone to ask for directions and come to you......"

"Stop, stop, stop!"

Hearing Xiao Feng's words, Dai Yu hurriedly interrupted Xiao Feng......

"What's the matter, you're looking for someone to ask for directions? I live here and it's only a few steps away from your dormitory, what are you asking? Brother Xiao, you won't be road blind, right......?"

Dai Yu looked at Xiao Feng with a playful smile, as if this was a very easy thing to tease.

"What kind of road blindness, what kind of nonsense are you telling the truth? People say that there is a world in their hearts, and the way out is trodden by their feet...... How could it be road blindness......"

Dai Yu's eyes widened, and he carefully looked at the person in front of him who was talking nonsense and not blushing.

I couldn't help but admire in my heart: Sure enough, Xiao Feng is still level, and he can say that he can talk nonsense, and he is so philosophical......

"It looks like your little life is quite moist, so it's not interesting. I have just been promoted to the inner disciple, I plan to go to the library to have a look, you can slowly and chic......"

Xiao Feng left the toilet without saying a word, and Dai Yu looked at the distant figure silently.

Suddenly, Dai Yu said, "The countdown begins...... Ten...... Nine...... Three ......"

"What the hell I'm back...... Tell me that we just entered the inner door, naturally we are not familiar with the inner door, how do you say this library should be walked......"

Dai Yu pointed to the map on his desk, then buried his head and said to himself: "Three seconds faster than me......"

What a man in three seconds!