Chapter 43 The Anger of the Serpent's Right

Originally, everything was so harmonious, Huang Long, as the commander of the pro-military camp, in addition to the training of basic skills every day, teaching some actual combat moves has been a necessity in the training process.

But even so, it is still a very boring barracks life. In order to increase the enthusiasm of training, there will always be naughty tricksters like phoenixes in the barracks to liven up the atmosphere for everyone.

But this time, it completely angered the snake right who had been calm, and it also brought very serious consequences, and some people even almost died because of it, which made Huanglong anxious and at a loss.

The incident was caused by two trouble-or-treating imps in the barracks.

After a long time of training together, the charming and moving body of the snake right aroused the imagination of many yin soldiers, so they started a set of actions to play tricks on the snake right under the advice of the two little ghosts.

At the beginning, the two little ghosts Haoyue and Haoyang chased after Snake Right all day long, and kept saying that they wanted to recognize Snake Right as their sister, but Snake Right politely rejected the two brothers.

Snake right said: "Everyone is a brother and sister in the same military camp, and they are friends with each other, so it doesn't hurt to shout a few sisters on weekdays." It's just that when everyone is training, they still have to call their real names. ”

Haoyue readily agreed, but except for training every day, she almost followed behind the snake right inch by inch, attracting the fingers of many people in the barracks.

Snake Right also felt that this was very inappropriate, so he said to Haoyue: "I am already a married person, and what you have done has seriously affected my normal life. Although my husband is not here, he and I have been an old husband and wife for tens of thousands of years, and now that you are doing this, how can I explain to my husband. ”

Haoyue was obviously very disappointed. But the lost days didn't last a few days, Haoyue found the snake right, hoping that the snake right could teach him martial arts, that is, those moves that he trained on weekdays. The snake looked right at Haoyue's studiousness, so he reluctantly agreed. However, he explicitly ordered Sansheng to tell Haoyue that he would never be alone with Haoyue except for training time.

Haoyue's purpose was obviously easily resolved by the snake right, and the depression in her heart began to go wrong. And although Huanglong had the intention to stop this, how could the folk customs of the capital be so open. Huang Long couldn't say anything, so he could only deliberately distance the snake right and Haoyue when he was training.

Such a day undoubtedly caused Haoyue and Haoyang to be extremely dissatisfied. Together with those disciples of the same age, they began to make trouble, and constantly began to make trouble for Huang Long and Snake You. But Huang Long's personality seems to be easy-going, but he is really not easy to mess with.

This has to start with Haoyue's ingenuity to start shouting slogans to Huanglong when he walks after Huanglong's training. Every time Huang Long took a step, Haoyue would shout behind him: "Left and right, left and right, left and right." It caused all kinds of ghosts and wolves in the barracks to cry and howl, and they also coaxed together.

In the next three days, Huang Long did not allow the two to drink water, and from ten o'clock in the morning to four o'clock in the afternoon, he constantly shouted slogans and sang military songs.

"Facing the rising moonlight, shouldering the responsibilities of the capital, with the entrustment of the family, rushed to the battlefield of training. Companions take action and intensify their training. Towards the future, towards the battlefield, compose our wonderful. ”

The singing continued, the slogans continued, and in just two days, Haoyue and Haoyang were already exhausted and collapsed, fainted directly during training, and were carried to the military doctor's room.

Huang Long felt that after doing this, the two brothers would definitely restrain themselves, and they would no longer dare to make a move on themselves and make fun of themselves. But what Huang Long didn't expect was that he himself was better, but the unlucky days of the snake right began again.

On the first day Haoyue returned to the barracks, the two brothers followed behind the snake right, learning the snake right to walk the bewitching steps, and the buttocks twisted vividly, letting the snake right chase around, but what can this do with the two brothers. Can you really beat them?

The snake right was very helpless, so he had to follow Xi Yang to learn to walk, instead of continuing to walk the original snake walking with winding steps, the tired snake right was physically and mentally exhausted.

But the two brothers don't seem to stop spoofing. Snake Right has learned a normal walking posture, but the two brothers are still walking in the barracks like Snake Right before, which caused the Yin soldiers in the pro-military camp to laugh, and Snake Right is face is blue.

Time and intensity of training are the best means of suppressing this evil. Every time the two brothers were seen walking in the barracks, all the Yin soldiers would be asked to train for an additional hour. As a result, those yin soldiers who were blindly coaxing couldn't bear it, and they gradually broke away from the ranks of the two brothers and gradually moved away from them.

The two brothers knew that if they continued to learn the tricks they had learned to walk, they would obviously be beaten up by other Yin soldiers in private. So they started a new move, that is, verbal teasing, no matter what the snake right said, they would learn the habit of the snake right, and say it coquettishly.

However, such behavior is undoubtedly a great provocation to the phoenix, because when the phoenix is coquettish and curries favor with Snake Right and Xiyang and Huanglong, it is also the same move. And the two brothers were apparently unaware. So within an hour after they finished learning the snake right to speak, the phoenix found the two of them for the reason of the competition, and the first thing to do was the dragon chanting whip method, and the two people who hit them were directly holding their heads and running around, hiding everywhere in the military camp, for fear of catching the phoenix, that is, indiscriminately beating them.

Moreover, the scholars seemed to be extremely disrespectful to everyone, so after they learned the first sentence in the barracks, they were despised by everyone except the two. As long as they open their mouths, they will be half killed by the Yin soldiers for the reason of martial arts.

The two brothers pondered for a long time, and finally found a new way, that is, to joke, after all, no matter how good it is, can you take action against the person who is joking? Even if the joke is too big, they directly replied: "It's just a joke, why take it seriously." ”

This trick made the two brothers perform brilliantly, and they dared to make jokes about almost everyone in the barracks. But what they will never forget is that they joke about the black and white skin on the right side of the snake.

Haoyue said: "I heard that my sister is a snake, no wonder the skin is also smeared to look like a snake, which makes us feel uncomfortable when we see it, I don't know if your husband likes it tightly after seeing it." But then again, isn't your husband also like you, a stinky man who likes to turn himself into black and white skin? ”

When the snake heard this, he immediately became very angry, and said: "In this case, I don't want to hear it a second time, you can say anything you say about me, if you dare to make fun of my husband again, I'm not welcome." ”

Obviously, the snake right is really angry. However, Haoyang still said cheaply: "Hey, the right sister of the snake is going to get angry, I haven't seen it before, you can let us learn it, see if we have trained well recently." ”

As soon as these words came out, the yin soldiers in the barracks were also bursting with laughter, it seems that since entering the barracks, everyone has lost their temper, especially Phoenix, which is commonplace, but to say that the snake right will lose his temper, almost even Xi Yang, he feels impossible. So Haoyue said: "I'll just say, I'll say, your black-and-white-skinned husband。。。。。。 ”

Before Haoyue's words could be spoken, the Yin soldiers who were sitting together to rest suddenly felt that the sky was spinning, and in an instant, a huge snake in shape just swung slightly, and all the Yin soldiers were thrown out a few feet away in an instant. Only then did they know that Haoyue had touched the reverse scales on the right side of the snake, and as soon as they wanted to escape, they were shrouded in a poisonous mist, and they all lay on the ground, unconscious.

Huang Long knew that things were not going to end well, so he hurriedly asked Xi Yang to take away the snake right, and let the phoenix release the poisonous mist that filled the air and incinerated it, only then did he find that his forehead was already in a cold sweat.

Huang Long also cleanly exerted his own power of spitting, suspended all the Yin soldiers who were recruited upside down in mid-air, turned all the cultivation in the body into nectar, and descended on their bodies to prevent the spread of snake venom, and then gathered the breath of intake in their seven orifices, and the limbs and hundreds of bones that entered the body began to expel the poison, which lasted for nearly a quarter of an hour, and Huang Long fell to the ground tiredly, which dispersed all the snakes to the right.

And the Yin soldier who gradually woke up also felt drowsy, not knowing what had just happened. But Haoyue and Haoyang were not so lucky, probably because of the snake's right focus, and they didn't wake up for a long time.

This is a bad luck for Huanglong. But fortunately, the great god of Lili, who came to send new recruits to Huanglong, rushed over, and when he saw everyone's appearance, he knew what was going on just by drawing it in the air.

smiled and said to Huang Long: "Look at you who are in a hurry, it is really my fault that the snake venom still tired you like this." But as a soldier, there are no means that I have no surprises. This snake right and Haoyue Haoyang are both indispensable talents in my pro-military camp.

I've seen the methods of the snake's right, so let me show you the methods of the two of them now. After speaking, urging the trick, the two of them suddenly vomited dimly, almost vomiting out the food from a month ago. And when the images of the two appeared, Huang Long and Phoenix were dumbfounded, it turned out that the two of them were orcs who had made great achievements during the ancient war. The tall and mighty figure and the power to move mountains and seas really made Huang Long dumbfounded.