The fat man's eyes rolled and he asked, "God Yulei, can you read the question again?"

The huge goalkeeper was very cooperative and read the question again, not forgetting to remind him: "Time is limited, you have a minute and a half left." ”

Jiang Chen watched the fat man's head break out in a cold sweat. If you want to say that others don't know, he knows it, because of his identity, he often pays attention to the actions of other classmates in class, and the fat man in front of him sleeps very often during the day, if he can answer the question smoothly, Jiang Chen is the first to say that he doesn't believe it.

"Countdown. Yu Lei started counting down from ten seconds. I don't know which god designed the lines for Yu Lei, and the tone was subdued, which made people very nervous, and there was a feeling of participating in a variety show on TV.

"Five...... Four...... Three......" Seeing that the time was about to pass, the fat man gritted his teeth and shouted casually: "Choose ...... Pick A and B!"

Fat man, fat man...... Jiang Chen shook his head. How can there be more than one choice?,Permutation and combination,There are a total of thirteen possible correct answers to a question of four options of multiple choice questions.,Covering up to less than one-tenth of the correct rate.,What kind of dog luck does this have to go to get it right......

"Correct. The vicissitudes of life sounded overhead.

"What?" the fat man's voice was the first to sound. I saw that he originally had an expression of looking at death as home, but at this moment he was very surprised, and a few big words with complete distrust of himself written on his face: "This is okay?"

Jiang Chen also wanted to say...... He didn't listen carefully to the question just now, he originally thought that the fat man was going to roll back to the dormitory, but he didn't expect this good luck to burst, and he twisted his body and danced a victory dance.

In fact, it is said that it is a spot check, but due to the time relationship, it is basically a theoretical multiple-choice question, not to mention the learning attitude of Jingyu and Xia Mai, although Jiang Chen is often half-hearted in class, on the whole, it is also so-so, and the three of them have all passed smoothly.

After entering the academy for a distance, the fat man pulled Xia Mai and muttered in a low voice: "Where did you learn the way of speaking of the great god Yu Lei?

Xia Mai reminded him with a smile: "He can hear how low you say!" Only then did the fat man react and raise his voice a little: "Hmm...... I like that kind of puzzle variety show the most! It's tall! It's especially in line with the core values of socialism!"

"Okay......" The girl chuckled lightly, "Speaking of which, I know a little." Responsible for the maintenance of this gate happened to be the principal of the thirteenth middle school Wang Tietie, I listened to him when I was a child, said that Shen Tu Yulei guards the gate of Boyang College in the cave every day, in fact, it is very boring, but since the reform and opening up, the people's living standards are improving day by day, and these two gods have also learned some modern entertainment. ”

"Watching TV?" Jiang Chen guessed.

"Yes, yes, yes. The girl seemed to be talking about something very interesting, and pursed her lips and smiled: "One of the two doormen can see thousands of miles and can see the TV screens of thousands of homes, and the other can hear the sound of these TV programs in all directions. ”

The fat man said he understood very much: "Think about it, if you leave me in a place where I don't have a mobile phone or a computer, I will be bored for dozens or hundreds of years, and I will be suffocated to death!"

"By the way, guess what. Xia Mai blinked: "What type of TV show do the two goalkeepers like to watch?"

"Historical drama?" Jiang Chen said, thinking that the two stone carvings would live for a long time, maybe he liked nostalgia or something.

"That's wrong. Xia Mai shook his head: "Far away." ”

"It won't be ......" The fat man's right thumb and index finger were folded together to make a circle, and his left hand stretched out a finger and made an extremely obscene gesture: "What's that...... It is...... Ya Butterfly, a library or something......"

Jiang Chen's face was full of righteousness, and he looked like a good young man: "I don't know what you're talking about." ”

Jingyu even shook his head and walked forward without squinting.

Xia Mai smiled and pointed in the direction of the gate: "Be careful that it will be difficult for you next time when the Great God of Yu Lei asks the question!"

The fat man immediately shut up, it was not enough, and he covered his mouth with both hands and shook his head.

The girl shook her head again: "You all guessed wrong. It's also interesting to say, Shen Tu likes to watch suspense thriller movies the most, as well as horror ghost movies or something, anyway, the picture must be very thrilling. However, every time he just looked at the picture, he felt that he was not happy enough, so he had to ask Yu Lei to retell the sound in the movie to him......"

"Damn. The fat man interjected: "Fortunately, he doesn't like to look at *****." ”

Jiang Chen couldn't hold back and burst out laughing.

Xia Mai also laughed, not at all reserved like a girl, laughed for a while and continued: "Because Yu Lei can't see the picture, he is not very interested in this kind of film, but every time he is frightened by the startled voice inside, he is very reluctant. Helplessly, he also needed the help of the gods, so he had to endure the fear of learning along. ”

Jiang Chen couldn't help laughing: "I can't imagine it at all, the two gods are scared." ”

"The next time I have a chance, I will stay a little longer after class in the evening before leaving, and I won't be able to meet them and watch TV. Xia Mai looked excited that I didn't want to force on people: "I haven't finished talking yet, guess what Yu Lei likes to watch?"

This time, without waiting for the two of them to answer, she couldn't wait to continue: "Yu Lei actually likes to watch Korean dramas!" After that, her eyes became excited: "It's not a Korean movie, it's a Korean idol drama that loves to come and go!"

"What?" The fat man really couldn't imagine that the majestic door god who was embarrassed at the door just now actually had a delicate girl's heart?

"So, Yu Lei can't see the picture, so he can only let Shen Di retell the picture. Not only does he have to retell the picture, but he also likes to watch the original dubbing, and those actors speak Korean, so he can only listen to it confusedly, and he has to ask Shen Tu to read him subtitles!"

Jiang Chen's mind popped up with the look of an angry King Kong and said, "Oba, sa lang~", but he felt that the contrast was too great and even made people feel a little cute.

"During that time, "You from the Star" was very popular, and Yu Lei was not good at it, so he asked his classmates to bring him a lot of posters or something. Xia Mai became more and more energetic: "During that time, Principal Wang Tietie routinely came to the gate for maintenance, and Yu Lei also made a special application, asking the college if he could carve bangs on his face, saying that it was the appearance of a male god in his heart." ”

The fat man may already have the image of Qi bangs Yu Lei in his heart, but he is afraid that Yu Lei will hear him laughing, so he can't help but tremble.

At this time, he had to admire Jing Yu, and even made people suspect that his laughter might be as high as the galaxy, but he still maintained a serious expression and walked steadily forward next to the three of them, without any disorderly steps.

There was a mess of campus gossip here, and soon Jiang Chen found that their road had come to an end.

In front of it is a towering stone wall, on which there are also hanging stones for lighting, and several antique calligraphy and painting works used for decoration, there is no doubt that they must be genuine.

It's just that......

Before, he was just chatting, and Jiang Chen remembered that "Basic Identification and Picking of Herbs" was a field course, why did he follow Xia Mai into Boyang Academy in a daze.

"There's no way. Jingyu also reminded the summer wheat who led the way.

Xia Mai touched his nose: "Actually, I have never been to the teaching wild forest. He was a little embarrassed and said, "My mother said it was too dangerous, and I was young before, so I never let me go." But it should be from here. ”

The fat man stretched out his arm, and the whole person lay on the rock: "No reaction, shouldn't it be like the nine-and-three-quarter platform to go straight through?" and said with a mentally retarded face: "However, this stone is really cool......"

"Don't talk nonsense, if we also get a platform through the wall, wouldn't it be plagiarism?" Xia Mai complained: "But don't say it, this place really has something to do with the Western cultivation world." ”

"I don't know what year it is, anyway, a school with a very complicated name in the West came to a black-robed Shilaozi cultivator, in order to express the diplomatic friendship between the two schools, he took a small stick and drew several formations for the three major colleges in Kyushu. The girl said, pulling out a wooden sign and looking around the wall.

Jiang Chen found that what she was holding in her hand was the somewhat rough sign hanging on the dormitory key, so she also took it out and looked at it. At this time, I found that the three words "Listening to the Rain Pavilion" originally engraved on it had become "ཁ་བ་དཀར་པོ།".

He couldn't understand it, and the fat man next to him also looked confused, and even spit on his hand and rubbed the surface of the sign vigorously: "Where did this go, it's messy." ”

“mainri。 Jing Yu let out a string of incomprehensible notes.

"What?" Jiang Chen just thought he hadn't heard clearly, and turned his head to ask.

"Meili Snow Mountain. The other party repeated it again in Mandarin.