Chapter 131: My Little Burger
"What the hell is the situation with this name full of slots!" the goblin complained silently.
Aoki still had a look of anticipation on his face, this was the first time he had ever done something new since he left the mountains.
There are not many people who sign up, a total of more than a dozen people,
What surprised Ah Gu was that there was an acquaintance among them, who was the big man who ranked in the top three in the bow god competition at that time.
"Why did he come to this kind of competition?" muttered Bone.
But now it's useless to say anything, a dozen people are sitting at a long table, except for Aoki, everyone has an expression on their faces like dead soldiers rushing to the battlefield.
Wearing a large cloak, Ah Gu used illusion to make an ordinary-looking face, staring at the mountains of burgers beside him.
"Welcome to the Big Stomach Competition! I'm the host of this competition!" a young man said in a loud voice.
The atmosphere suddenly became hot, although there were not many people participating in the competition, but there were three layers inside and three layers outside the lively people.
The little goblin covered his forehead and said helplessly: "Ah Gu, don't look at the title of the bastard, this is obviously a dark cuisine big stomach king competition!
"Below, there is the inventor of the small hamburger with honey juice, and the sixth brother appears!" After the host said a lot, he invited the legendary sixth brother up.
A middle-aged man with a gloomy face walked into the ring step by step.
The muscles on the goblin's face were twitching, how dissatisfied was this person with society, and he had invented such a terrible dark dish.
"Hello everyone, I'm Sixth Brother!" Sixth Brother first introduced himself, and then said slowly: "As the leading figure in the city's dark cuisine, I want to say that food knows no borders......"
"Fuck your sister's food!" the goblin complained silently.
That's it, the sixth brother messed up and said a lot of drowsy nonsense, and the game finally began.
There were twelve people in total, and each of them had a lot of so-called "six brother honey" juice small burgers next to them!"
Akuya finally saw what this so-called dark dish was.
Two slices of plain-looking bread, smeared with a thick layer of stinky tofu, squeezed a whole tube of mustard, garnished with two slices of fresh lemon, and finally garnished with a slice of lettuce!
It's such a small hamburger that discourages the twelve big men.
No, there is only one exception.
That is Aoki, when he entered the forbidden area, there was no stinky tofu mustard, as the so-called ignorant fearless, in the terrifying eyes of others, Aoki calmly picked up a small hamburger with honey sauce and took a bite of it.
"Ahhhh
Suddenly, the applause of the audience outside was like thunder.
"Chewing ...... Chew ......"
At the moment when Aoki chewed, a sensation that could not be described exploded on the taste buds and then rushed straight to the brain!
He never dreamed of why there was such a terrible existence in this world.
Beyond the limits of force, beyond the limits of the soul!
His face instantly turned red, then iron-blue, and finally pale.
The whole body is trembling, the eyes can no longer see anything, and the inside is full of tears of remorse!
Aoki used his last strength to stand up, and in the inexplicable gaze of everyone, he stretched out his hand and pointed at Ah Gu.
"You're ...... Deflated three...... Count me ......"
"Plop!"
After Aoki finished speaking, he fell like a great warrior with a bang!
The applause abruptly stopped.
The expressions on everyone's faces were wonderful.
One bite, just one bite, and our warriors were killed!!
The faces of the remaining eleven people turned green, this thing must be food? Not a biological weapon?
So far, it's useless to say anything, the arrow is on the string, and it has to be sent!
The second one to pick up the honey-juiced burger was Ah Bone.
Seeing Aoki's performance, he was filled with curiosity about this little burger.
"Ahhh
The eyes of the remaining ten people were all focused on Ah Gu.
Ah Gu said that he was under a lot of pressure!
The little burger in his hand emitted a terrible aura like hell.
But sometimes people's curiosity is like this, knowing that doing certain things is against taboos, but they do it anyway.
"I ...... I'm going to eat it!"
The moment the taste buds of the magic came into contact with the honey juice hamburger, Ah Gu's brain went blank, as if he was holding an electric baton and inserting it into his brain for a stirring.
"Why...... ...... in the world There is such a terrible food...... Is the saying that existence is reasonable?" Ah Gu threw a small hamburger with honey juice, and his hands were tightly wrapped around his neck, looking very painful.
The faces of the remaining ten people turned green, could it be that the second warrior died like this?
"Who said I ...... Vomit...... sacrificed...... Vomit...... I can fight again!" Ah Gu slowly stood up, facing the sun, like a warrior full of faith.
The host burst into tears: "Our second warrior has stood up! He has successfully stood up!!!"
The melon-eating crowd in the audience cheered, and it was right to call anyway.
"I haven't seen any strong winds and waves, how can I be defeated by a small hamburger?" Ah Gu picked up the small hamburger with the sixth brother's honey sauce from the ground and took another bite.
He ...... He actually overcame the double fear of body and mind, and took another bite!" The sixth brother's face was solemn: "Sure enough, he is a good man!"
With Venus in his eyes, he faintly saw that Halfate in hell was beckoning to him.
"No, I can't let him win so easily, I've been in the dark cooking world for so many years, I haven't eaten anything, am I afraid of a small hamburger!" a lean man secretly cheered himself up.
The other ten people thought the same way, picked up the hamburger in their hands, and bit down hard.
Suddenly, wailing was everywhere.
Five of the ten people fainted, two foamed at the mouth, kept pumping, and two pinched their throats fiercely, as if they had been poured strong sulfuric acid, and their mouths grew up, and they wanted to scream, but they couldn't make a sound at all.
The audience watched all this silently, and everyone had a deep pity written on their faces.
But at the same time, there are also many people who are curious about how unpalatable this honey-juiced little burger is, and they really want to try it.
There is only one person who can stay awake after eating a bite of the Little Burger with Six Brother Honey's Sauce.
This person is the big man who won the third place in the bow god competition.
At this time, the big man's whole body was soaked with sweat, and his pupils were extremely constricted, even if he died in the next second, it was not impossible.
"No, I've only taken one bite! I'm going to lose! I'm going to keep going!" the big man reached for the burger, ready to take a second bite.
"Another warrior has appeared! A real warrior can face the dripping blood and face the bleak life! This is the real warrior!" the host shouted with all the strength of his body.
The scene was very tragic.
Akuro's surface was peaceful, and he saw Halfate walking slowly, trying to drag himself to hell.
"It's okay to leave like this!" thought silently.
At this moment, little Nicole outside the arena shouted, "Dad...... Come on!"
Ah Gu, who had already been caught by Harfas, was suddenly shocked, broke free from the demon god's hand, and returned to reality.
"I can't lose for Nicole's sake!" roared.
People outside the arena were talking, who is this Nicole? It seems to be a girl's name?
A teenager stared at the little burger with the sixth brother's honey juice and whispered, "I also want to taste how unpalatable this thing is!"
The girl beside him looked at him with disdain: "If you dare to take a bite, you won't be allowed to kiss me for a month!"
The young man suddenly smiled bitterly.
"Silly, can't you just turn off your sense of taste!" the little goblin sent his voice to Ah Gu's ears with the wind.
Ah Gu smiled cruelly: "This is for Nicole's competition, how can you cheat!
In the stunned eyes of countless audiences, Ah Gu ate all the small hamburgers with six brothers' honey juice.
"It's a feeling...... Want...... It's going to heaven!" said Ah Gu miserably.
Another big man barely ate three bites, and finally couldn't help but vomit, but finally came back to life.
"Brother, you're awesome, I've lost!" The corners of Dahan's eyes were drawn with tears for the rest of his life.
Ah Gu was lying on the ground, his whole body exuding loveless despair: "Don't talk to me, I want to be quiet!"
At that moment, Nicole burst into tears.
The little goblin was so anxious that he was in a hurry: "My little ancestor, what are you crying about, tell my sister!"
"Daddy doesn't like me anymore, Daddy likes to be quiet!"
The little goblin almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, who taught her?
In the end, with tears in his eyes, the sixth brother handed over the red crystal cup to Ah Gu's hands.
Ah Gu held the red crystal cup, and suddenly felt that it was not easy to be a father.
At this time, the unconscious Aoki also woke up, and the first thing he did when he woke up was to rush to Ah Gu and choke Ah Gu's neck: "You TMD is really my good friend! Usually I don't have my share in good things, but when you top the knife, you think of me first! You ...... You...... You ......"
"My dear friend, isn't this an experience of a lifetime? You should be happy...... You have to be happy!"
"it! Believe it or not, take your head off!" Aoki roared.
In this way, the two of them fought for a full five minutes before they were pulled away by the little goblin.
"The two of them are 10,000 years old combined, and they are still so unstable!" the little goblin said helplessly.
Ah Gu let out a hideous laugh: "Say it again, I'll roast you tonight, plus cumin!"
"Okay, well, roast me! Roast, it's a hundred!" said the leprechaun.
Nicole looked at the red crystal cup in Agu's hand and laughed happily.
In an instant, Ah Gu felt that his heart had melted!