"That's it, don't talk about it......"

Xu Changsheng always can't jump out of the circle of eating and drinking men and women in Slender Yang's opinion, so he was happy after listening to his story, while picking his teeth, he pointed to Hei San'er who was sitting opposite and said: "Old Xu, you have to ask San'er about this? These greasy San'er between men and women are experts, and we are all laymen." ”

Xu Changsheng glared: "Nonsense, can the relationship between me and Yan Yu be a matter between men and women? I asked you to analyze and analyze for me, this girl is acting so strangely, shouldn't she be setting up a situation for me in a different way?"

"Lao Xu, I think you are getting older and less courageous, and you are starting to be suspicious all day long. Oh, people spend money to buy your old yard, and they are willing to leave you to live under one roof, lonely men and widows, not to mention the grinding of ears and temples, and rush to eat your leftovers, and then invite you to eat the banquet noodles of Chu Fenglou, this is called setting up a bureau? Come on, come on...... If you have this kind of game, you can also give me a few, don't be polite, don't be afraid to kill me!"

Thin Yang said with a smile: "Let's be honest, Lao Xu, there are only two feelings in this world that can make a woman ...... you like this."

"Which two?"

"This is the first one...... It's motherly love. ”

"Get out!"

"If it's not maternal love, it can only be the love of men and women. I said Lao Xu, don't be nervous? A little rich woman who is like a flower and jade has already opened the frame of wanting to soak you to the wasteland, and people are very sincere. You're just going to be on it, what are you pretending?

"A dog can't spit out ivory in its mouth, who pretends?"

Xu Changsheng glared at him fiercely, but he was secretly thinking in his heart: Yes, my buddy is also very handsome, maybe he has inherited his father's charm and has a fatal attraction to women? It can be seen that this person sometimes has to face himself squarely, and he can't be too arrogant......

Thinking of this, he said to Hei San'er: "San'er, what do you say?"

Hei San'er is actually not black, and he is also very handsome, he is a literary young man with long hair and a handsome little white face.

It is said that when he was in college, he often sat under the window of the girls' dormitory with an acoustic guitar and sang, and even the aunts in charge of guarding the girls' dormitories became his fan mothers.

It's nothing to only be able to play the guitar and sing a few songs, but what is rare is that he is still the vice president of the school's martial arts club, and a set of Dahong boxing is so impressive that two or three strong men are usually close to him!

Most of the female college students who are not deeply involved in the world will have to wait until after graduation to pursue material things, and material things are not absolute, if they have enough beauty and amazing talents, they will also make a group of girls fascinated.

Relying on a handsome face, the melancholy temperament of a poet, a philosopher, a wandering singer, and the label of a talented man who is both civil and military, Hei San'er never cooked in person when he was in college! There are always a few girls who are fascinated by him who post meal tickets upside down, plus run errands, and deliver hot and fragrant meals to Hei San'er's dormitory downstairs as soon as they arrive at the meal.

Why did a college student from a key university degenerate into the world he is today? This is a mystery in the eyes of many people, but Xu Changsheng and Slender Yang know that this is not called degeneration, but it is called recognizing oneself and giving full play to the innate skills given to him by God.

After Hei San'er mixed into the circle of the rivers and lakes, he had a body of literature and martial arts, and his shirt could reveal his eight-pack abs, but he still insisted on not eating hard rice, he was disgusted, and he still had a soft taste for eating soft rice like he did when he was a student.

With Xu Changsheng's virtue, he would not have mixed with this kind of soft rice man anyway, but Hei San'er is different from the ordinary soft rice man, he is a 'eat, not eat', a soft rice man who eats principles and eats style, and can be called the king among them.

There are three things that Hei San'er doesn't eat: a good wife and a good mother don't eat, an innocent girl doesn't eat, and an innocent Lori doesn't eat. There are also three must-eats: shrews and wives must eat, money-worshipping sick women must eat, and bad people have small families - three children must eat!

Most of the shrews and wives are not much better in color, and usually Hei San'er can't get his mouth down, so most of his prey is concentrated in the latter two;

What really made Xu Changsheng appreciate was Hei San'er's ancient road and hot intestines. This guy didn't just care about eating and wiping clean by himself, but actually used the money he defrauded from the junior children to build a hope primary school in a certain province in the southwest. In the words of Slender Yang, it turns out that this man is good at sex, and his mother can benefit the society?

Hei San'er Hei San'er, specializing in Hei San'er, only has the wrong name, no wrong nickname.

Hei San'er's righteous act is not the only one, helping the innocent woman collect the evidence of the mistress, so as to share more of the property of those scumbags in the divorce proceedings is also a 'good person and good deed' that he is happy to do and often does, even if he gets into trouble because of this, he is unswerving.

This is very convincing, although this guy indulges in flowers and enjoys life, and is a Bo Xing man in the eyes of some juniors, but he really relies on his own face to promote truth, goodness and beauty, fight against fake and ugly, and sing the main melody - law.

This is the Tao! Even if Hei San'er is a prodigal son, he is also a man of the Tao.

A man of the Tao is holding his cheeks at the moment, looking out of the window stupidly, a ray of sunlight shines on his face through the glass, and his face is as white as jade, better than countless little ladies.

Xu Changsheng secretly slandered, how did this kid grow? If he wears women's clothes, he is guaranteed to be the first pseudo-mother in Jianghuai Province!

Hearing Xu Changsheng ask himself, Hei San'er turned his head and smiled, blooming like a flower, and Xu Changsheng's heart fluttered.

Although it is not hard, it is also awe-inspiring.

"What Slender Yang said is not right, you don't have such a great charm, you are naturally far inferior to me, even worse than your old man, and the heat is also worse......"

"Look at what you can, dare to say Lao Xu like this, I can't listen to it anymore!"

Except for the occasional exchange of money for entertainment in his life, Slender Yang has never been in a serious relationship, not even his first love, and he is a standard spiritual department - male. So when he saw Hei San'er, he got angry, and when he found an opportunity, he had to scold him a few words.

Hei San'er smiled faintly, didn't even look at Slender Yang, and continued: "According to Lao Xu, even if this woman is not from a famous family, she is definitely a rich and noble family, not to mention you, even if I go out in person, it is extremely difficult to get her." And a woman like this really has a good impression of you, and she won't use such a clumsy trick to soak you, that's what a stupid girl would do. ”

Xu Changsheng nodded: "Go on......"

"As for the game, it's even more unlikely. Lao Xu, you are actually a fan of the person concerned, and you don't want to think about it, in order to make a game for you, you first spent 10 million yuan to buy your house, what is it for? In order to smash your small incense stall after the success of the game? Unless it is Lao Xu, you have some secret identity that no one knows even me and Slender Yang, and it is still possible for people to rush you for this identity...... You're not a member of a secret organization, are you?"

"Alright, let's not talk nonsense, shall we?"

Xu Changsheng waved his hand and said, "This girl's matter is over here, I will continue to observe and deal with it carefully." Let's talk about it, you two are bleeding a lot today, and you actually invited me to Chu Fenglou for dinner? But let's talk ahead, there is no ...... to borrow money."

Slender Yang looked at Hei San'er and saw that he refused to speak, so he had to say: "Lao Xu, this time the brothers really have to rely on you, will there be anything to eat in the future?"

"Can you not speak like a savior? I'm not God, I'm not Moses. ”

Xu Changsheng shook his head and said, "You brothers are doing well, what are you talking about?"

"The passing years are not good, old Xu...... The news just received that Chu wants to rectify the major tourist attractions and crack down on feudal fandom - letter activities, to put it bluntly, is to crack down on us idlers who have no home, no courtyard and are not registered...... I'm going to run out of food!"

"Besides, San'er, he also died, and some time ago he fell in love with a woman from a coal boss. This kid actually moved his feelings, but he was known by the coal boss, and now he has released his words, and he is going to break his legs when he sees him......"

"There is also a fake old Taoist, although he now has a Taoist qualification certificate, but we only have a few Taoist temples in Chudu? You also know that the fake old man used to partner with me, but now I have nothing to eat, what can he do? Now our brother is really in a desperate situation, old Xu......

"Slender Yang, don't we sing the roll sweep?"

Xu Changsheng interrupted him, and said with a smile: "Listen to it, it's really miserable, I really want to help a few brothers, but I also have to help." I'm just setting up a small stall, and I've just been cheated by my own father, you are miserable, but who dares to be worse than me!"

Slender Yang shook his head and said, "You are wrong Lao Xu, this time only you can help our brothers......"

Xu Changsheng smiled: "Interesting...... Don't you say I didn't know I had such a great ability, tell me, how can I help you?"