Chapter 208: You Were Sent by the Monkeys
"Don't move, or I won't be able to guarantee that the knife in my hand won't slip. ”
Seeing that the subdued visitor was still struggling, Zod opened his mouth to warn, in exchange for a fierce glare, but it didn't last long.
"Silly big man, why are you!" Xiao Yi said in surprise.
Because he found out that the intruder who had just been subdued by Zod between the lightning and flint turned out to be an old acquaintance from his previous border trip,
Jeff, the palace guard.
"Xiao Yi, is this your subordinate? let him let me go, His Majesty sent me to deliver a letter to you!" Jeff saw Xiao Yi asking, and hurriedly asked for help.
"Your Majesty!" Zod and Neuer didn't know Jeff, but it was too surprising to say the word from his lips.
"His name is Jeff, and he's a palace guard...... Trainee Guard!"
"It's already an official guard!" corrected Jeff Jack.
"Where is the faith?"
Although his identity was fine, Zod still did not let his guard down and asked with a tiger face.
"In the bag on the right side of the waistband!"
Zode checked as he said, took out a scroll of letters from it, and saw that the fire seal on it was indeed a royal seal, so he let go of Jeff, and Jeff took the opportunity to turn over and stand up.
Seeing that he still had the meaning of pinching with Zood, Xiao Yi reminded him:
"Don't think about it, he's an eighth-order thief, you can't beat him. Besides, don't you look like a mush in your head? You won't report it down there, and you won't be considered a bad person if you just break in. ”
“...... Isn't that a surprise for you?"
"Don't say that you just swaggered up, there will be movement coming up from below without concealing traces, I suspect now that you didn't come in through the main entrance. ”
I asked the waiter where the boss was, and they said that if you don't have time, I'll look for it myself, and I didn't eat lunch and ran over to deliver a letter to you, and you didn't thank me and let people do this to me!"
There is an indescribable sense of disobedience with the body size of the five big and three thick and the aggrieved expression, but it is actually quite normal to think that he is only seventeen years old, after all, the average age of human beings on this continent is about 25 to 40 years old, which can be regarded as youth, and Xiao Yi and Jeff are just big children at their age.
"Come less! If you don't tell people your identity, you will find the boss, and it will be strange if someone will pay attention to you! You yourself broke into someone else's house, so it is light for you, you go to the palace and ask to see the king, and if they don't let you see you, you will go directly to the back of the palace to find it?! And I am hungry in the restaurant, I am also served, you can buy something to eat down there first, and then let someone inform me!"
“...... I don't have any money!" Jeff muttered, rubbing his stomach with a pitiful look.
"You're a liar! You're a palace guard, and you tell me you don't have any money!"
Xiao Yi felt like he was on the verge of collapse.
"When the trainee guards don't have a military salary, they don't have ......," Xiao Yi listened to Jeff's words, and his eyes seemed to see the expression of bowing his head and two index fingers against each other in the game's dialog box.
"Then you mean I have to take care of your food!"
The big man's eyes lit up when he heard this, and then he nodded wildly.
"Go down and tell the back kitchen, make a pot of sour soup, fat beef and rice, and come up,......" Xiao Yi felt like he was back in the orphanage taking care of the children.
"I'll go. Zod threw the letter in his hand to Xiao Yi and went out by the way, after all, he was a little embarrassed to stay in the house.
In the process of going downstairs, he was still sighing, there is no one who knows the person around his boss is normal, just take this person called Jeff, the identity of the palace guard should not be doubted, and it seems that he should not be very old, although he won easily when he just fought, but it was taking advantage of the narrow space and sudden attack, from the feeling of fighting, the opponent's strength is obviously much higher than the average seventh-order swordsman, and it should also be a seedling with good talent, plus being able to send a message to the monarch in private must be a more trusted existence among the guards, but I didn't expect it to be this hanger。
He absolutely didn't believe that the other party had always used this appearance to stand out among the strictly screened guard candidates, so there could only be one explanation, he became like this after he came into contact with Xiao Yi!
Thinking about the changes after following Xiao Yi, could it be that his boss has a cursed aura that can reduce people's IQ, and after contacting him for a while, he will become naïve.
Thinking of this, he shook his head helplessly, and then he couldn't help laughing, he might really be crazy, because he suddenly felt that this feeling was good!
After a while, Zod took the food up, and saw that the shiny appearance on his mouth should be a 'test of poison', Jeff didn't care when he saw it, and took the food directly from his hand and started, as for the matter that Zod had just been taught a lesson, it seemed that he was completely distracted, because in the world of foodies, there is nothing that cannot be solved by delicious food.
“......&¥#%%*&*&%*¥......”
"Philip is also turning positive with you, that's good!"
“...... )+!#!!......”
"You say that about Ronnie, don't be afraid that I will sue!"
“...... ¥#*¥%......”
"You don't talk nonsense, you have a fart relationship with me...... Alas, you are going down and bring this to Forster by the way, so that he can see it first, and I will talk to him in detail when the work is finished in the evening. ”
Watching Xiao Yi communicate with the young man who made an insignificant sound while eating, Neuer and Zod felt that their IQ had been hurt by 10,000 points and hurriedly said hello and left the room, Xiao Yi threw the letter back to Zod by the way.
This is really why they don't leave, because although Xiao Yi can communicate with the other party without barriers, neither of them can understand a word, this is obviously not to let the two of them listen to the content of the conversation, and you at least give some face hints, forget it, do you want to do it so obviously! The other party uses code language, and you also use normal language to answer him, which is clearly telling the other people present, 'I can understand but you can't understand'. Didn't you just complain a few words, how could you be so stingy as the boss?
Thinking about Xiao Yi's usual style, it's really possible!
The two of them immediately felt tears streaming down their hearts, and what they wanted to complain about most was what kind of code this was, both of them had been in the army, when did they develop such a strange secret language!
Of course, Xiao Yi didn't know what the two of them were thinking now, otherwise he would definitely look up to the sky and laugh three times in retaliation! Because the truth was not what they thought at all, Jeff was actually talking well, but he didn't sound at all when he was eating and munching.
As for why he can understand, if you have long-term experience in serving more than a dozen juvenile creatures at the same time, you can understand it!
And when Xiao Yi went to the back kitchen to find Foster as promised, he was greeted by more than a dozen pairs of excited eyes.