As the sun rises, the elderly who have gone to the park to exercise are walking towards their neighborhoods. There was talk and laughter along the way. But in it, a sneaky figure suddenly appeared.

Zhang Chumo tried his best to cover his cheeks to cover the discordant bruises on his face, but how could the limited slap block the bruises that almost covered his face. can only hide obscenely in the crowd, looking forward to the old men and old ladies around him, his eyes are dizzy, and his vision is not good.

"Yo-young man, what's wrong with you?" Heaven did not fulfill people's wishes, and within a few minutes, an old man saw Zhang Chumo behind him who seemed to be a thief, "What's going on with your face?"

"Just went hiking...... ...... accidentally fell" Zhang Chumo showed an embarrassed smile, the corners of his mouth had just cracked, and he gasped in pain with the nerve on his face.

"Why do you have a slap mark on your face?" the old man squeezed his eyebrows obscenely, "Young man, are you dissatisfying your girlfriend...... Grandpa, I am a well-known old Chinese medicine doctor in this area, so I'll just take a look at you...... You know what's wrong with you. ”

"What?" Zhang Chumo's eyes suddenly lit up, and his heart instantly lifted. Sure enough, after the male protagonist had an adventure, the characters who appeared around him would no longer be simple goods......

"You're weak and weak!" said the old man, stroking his beard.

"Oh, see you later!" Zhang Chumo's face instantly showed disappointment, and he turned around and left decisively.

"Hey, lad...... Everyone has something to hide...... There's nothing to be ashamed of...... I see that your steps are vain and your physical strength is not exhausted, and you must be lacking in qi...... Don't go...... I have a strong pill here...... And the return to the fate...... The secret recipe of the golden gun does not pour aphrodisiac wine......"

"Nima-" Zhang Chumo's face was as black as the bottom of the pot, and the pace under his feet accelerated even more. If you take a step slower, I am afraid that in the eyes of the people around you, I am afraid that I will really become a kidney deficiency.

In a very bad mood, he kicked open the door and collapsed on the bed as if he had collapsed. But Zhang Chumo didn't know that in this short period of time, the scars on Zhang Chumo's face had faded and were almost invisible.

Empty footsteps...... I was beaten by a female hooligan for three hours in a row, if you don't have vain steps, I will obey you if the old lady disobeys me in the future.

The originally amiable senior sister successfully evolved from a dream goddess to a female hooligan in Zhang Chumo's heart in just three hours. is not a female hooligan, how can the action of the first move be so obscene and shameless?

Although Zhang Chumo's martial arts talent had no concept of his own, Qin Xiao was extremely shocked. This has to be placed in martial arts novels, which is a proper genius who has not been encountered in a thousand years, or the kind that can become a grandmaster with a superficial Qi training method.

Innate divine power This is the standard configuration of the fierce generals, the whole body is weak and boneless, which shows that the bones are amazing, and the talent is extremely high. However, even the sense of battle is so strong, it is simply desperate.

It is Qin Xiao who picks the bones in the egg with a critical gaze, and Zhang Chumo's talent is impeccable. Looking at Zhang Chumo's innocent self-denial, Qin Xiao's tolerance limit also collapsed little by little.

Zhang Chumo, who was originally dealing with Qin Xiao's constant attacks, gradually figured out the trick of dealing with people, but Qin Xiao's sudden change of glove path made Zhang Chumo instantly embarrassed.

And what made Zhang Chumo even more unacceptable was that Qin Xiao actually specialized in his own lower three roads, what is this special not a female hooligan?

But in Qin Xiao's words, God is fair, giving men far more strength and acumen than women, but at the same time leaving a handle and flaws for men. So no matter how good you are at shorts, it is a process that must be experienced to overcome your weaknesses.

Thinking of this, Zhang Chumo felt a faint pain again, and after being beaten by Qin Xiao, Zhang Chumo also asked how to overcome his weaknesses. But Qin Xiao's answer made Zhang Chumo unable to calm down for a long time.

"I'm not a man, so I don't have your weaknesses, and don't ask me how to overcome them. But in the ancient martial arts, there were people who found a way to overcome it completely......"

"What's the solution?" asked Zhang Chumo's eyes lit up.

Qin Xiao's ears were slightly red, and he turned his face to look at Zhang Chumo's eyes seriously, "Why are the top masters in so many film and television dramas all palace eunuchs?"

Not because he reached the peak of martial arts after becoming a eunuch, but because they became eunuchs for the sake of martial arts. Cut off the flaw, people do not die. But from now on, men will no longer have any weaknesses. Maybe this level is to test whether a man can withstand the courage of a knife......"

"Courage, brother-in-law...... This has nothing to do with courage at all!" Zhang Chumo roared in front of Qin Xiao with a roar in his heart, and then limped in frustration and picked up the coat he had taken off, and left the grove lonely.

"Master, Qin Xiao's suggestion...... Think about it......"

"Who gave you the courage to talk to me at this time?" Zhang Chumo suddenly became angry, and shouted at the Heavenly Dao Divine Wheel with a gloomy heart.

"No...... Don't get me wrong...... I didn't say anything cool. Your lifeline is the channel for the output of male sperm, and if this channel is blocked, then there is no possibility of your sperm being lost. Except for your will, so that it will do no harm......"

"Hundred benefits and no harm?" Zhang Chumo turned up slowly, staring at the Heavenly Dao Divine Wheel swaying slightly in the air with unkind eyes, "Make me a one-word horse in the air a hundred times...... ...... right away"

"The main silver - the silver family is wrong...... No...... Boom ......"

"Go on, don't stop!" Zhang Chumo turned a blind eye to the undisciplined admition of the Heavenly Dao Divine Wheel, and dared to hit my brother's idea...... Damn it!"

Looking at the antics of the Heavenly Dao God Wheel, Zhang Chumo's mood also became a little better. For the Heavenly Dao Divine Wheel, Zhang Chumo still felt that it should be properly beaten. Although the Heavenly Dao Divine Wheel is not a living body, his intelligence is too high.

And since the first day, it has been anti-customer-oriented, and it has not beaten for a while, and it is unforgivable that it should be so blatant in setting itself up.

"Zizi-" The prompt of the mobile phone sounded for a while, and Zhang Chumo took out the mobile phone and suddenly had an embarrassed stunned look on his face.

The WeChat text message was sent by the little nurse Chang Xi. Last time, I said that I would go to see the big flowers on the weekend, but I was directly left behind by myself. It's been a week......

"Zhang Chumo, Dahua has recovered, when will you come over to go through the discharge procedures?" Zhang Chumo knew that Chang Xi must be a little unhappy in his heart.

For Chang Xi, Zhang Chumo still has a good impression. Although Chang Xi is not as beautiful as Qin Xiao, she can be regarded as a beauty with big eyes and a melon seed face. The face is a little fleshy, and it's unusually cute.

Zhang Chumo is a pragmatic person, compared to Qin Xiao's ethereal, Chang Xi is more realistic. And there is already a good start, which is very important for Zhang Chumo, who is a twenty-two-year-old virgin. When he felt Chang Xi's little emotion, Zhang Chumo's heart suddenly became a little nervous.