"Aha, I'm Hu Hansan back again!" At the entrance of the village, Lin Ziyu, who was full of scum and sloppy clothes, laughed loudly.

These three months can not afford to toss him, it is an isolated island, a desert, a plateau, and a snow-capped mountain, and he has really thoroughly experienced a limit to survive, and he now sees things differently.

For example, when I saw the old hen of the fifth grandfather's house, my eyes lit up, and I couldn't wait to pounce on it and grab it, unload it in eight pieces, and then put it on the fire to roast it.

"Grandpa, grandpa, there are thieves!" saw a strange Shu Huang who was not a good person at first glance, staring at her old hen with bright eyes, and hurriedly shouted loudly.

"What, thief?"

"There are people who dare to come here to spread wild?"

"Do you know what this place is?"

"This is the Pine Forest Village with the Young Seven Heroes!"

"The spy agent has to kneel when he comes!"

"Ah, why don't you kneel down and surrender quickly?"

When a group of bear children heard their sister's shout, they rolled up their sleeves, picked up their sticks, and ran out of the house, ready to take down the thief with great might......

"You little bunnies, are you really going against the sky?" Lin Ziyu clenched his fists and made them crackle.

"Ah, Yu, Brother Yuzi, you're back. ”

"Why are you dressed so shabby...... Oh no, it's so fashionable, it's just a fight with Brother Sharp. ”

"yes, so dazzling, so handsome, we almost don't recognize it. ”

......

Lin Ziyu saw that this group of bear children was going to continue, and hurriedly interrupted: "Okay, okay, I'm not poor with you, I have to go home quickly, take a bath, and see my little swallow." Hurry up and get home, it's hot outside!"

When he got home, Lin Ziyu took a beautiful bath, rubbed off a thick layer of dirt, washed his body, and then changed his clothes, ran upstairs, and went to find the little baby.

"Dad, are you done?" Lin Chenxi was lying on the sofa, her calves kicking restlessly, and she was eating snacks while watching a TV series.

Yanzi sat next to her sister, holding a bottle in her hand, drinking grandma, feeling that someone was looking at her, and after her little eyes slanted her father, she continued to concentrate on fighting with the bottle.

"Well, it's done. Lin Ziyu picked up the swallow, and his mouth arched to the swallow's chubby face: "It's whitewashed, so I can kiss my little baby." ”

Yanzi pushed him with his little hand with disgust on his face, Lin Ziyu was happy, and said: "Yo, you still don't want to kiss you......?"

After the two fathers and daughters quarreled for a while, Lin Ziyu sat on the sofa, put the swallow on his lap, asked her to continue drinking grandma, and then turned to Lin Chenxi and said, "Xixi, help me get something to eat, I'm starving." ”

"What do you want to eat?"

"Braised pork, back to the pot meat, plum cabbage button meat, in short, it's meat!"

Lin Chenxi said weakly: "That, I can only boil eggs." ”

Lin Ziyu: "......"

After a while, Lin Ziyu saw that her daughter really brought a plate of boiled eggs, and couldn't help complaining: "Xixi, you should learn to cook, you can't cook a boiled egg well, it's broken in half!"

"If you don't look good, don't eat it!" Lin Chenxi snorted angrily and put the boiled egg on the table, and turned his head to watch the TV series.

Lin Ziyu wrapped his arm around the swallow, peeled off the egg shell, buckled the yolk out, and then pulled out the swallow's milk bottle and stuffed the egg yolk into the swallow's small mouth, "Swallow, come, taste your sister's boiled eggs." ”

The swallow's mouth chirped twice, and then his face wrinkled, obviously not liking the tasteless egg yolk.

"Haha, you see, the swallows hate your cooking is unpalatable. ”

Lin Chenxi glared at the unscrupulous father and said, "If you have the ability, you can cook it yourself, see if the swallows like it or not!"

"Well, forget it, so as not to hit you. ”

Lin Chenxi rolled her eyes in response.

Lin Ziyu ate ten eggs in one go, then burped, and lazily got up to put the rest in the refrigerator. "Xixi, have you been staying at home to watch TV series lately?"

"yes, I haven't had anything to do lately, so I'm staying at home. ”

"That's right, I'll hire a couple of tutors for you. ”

"What the hell is a tutor?" Lin Chenxi couldn't react a little.

"Didn't you say that you were going to sign up for a training class? But the level of training courses in the county should not be very good, so I thought it would be better to ask a famous teacher to teach you. ”

"Uh, can you not be invited?"

"Of course not!"

"Okay. Seeing his father's firm face, Lin Chenxi had to nod helplessly in agreement.

"First of all, please ask a makeup teacher, a sculpture teacher, a flower arrangement teacher, a cooking teacher......" Lin Ziyu crossed his fingers and said more than ten in one breath.

"Hey, hey, Dad, didn't you say that you would go to three training classes? Why are there so many teachers now?"

Lin Ziyu said confidently: "The family is not short of money. ”

Lin Chenxi said dissatisfiedly: "But I have an opinion!"

"It's useless to have an opinion. ”

No matter how Lin Chenxi resisted, Lin Ziyu finally added cooking skills, which shows how much resentment he has for his daughter to serve him a plate of failed boiled eggs.

After settling down, Lin Ziyu began to trust the relationship and advertise, because Lin Chenxi had cooperated with the military channel, it was very smooth, and he was given a preferential price.

Then there was a strange scene on a TV station, and in a 30-minute advertising time, there was only a short paragraph of text: Recruit a makeup master, sculpture master, flower arrangement master, and chef master to teach the little girl, and the salary is negotiable.

The payer is Lin Ziyu.

When the audience saw this strange advertisement, they couldn't complain.

"Father-in-law, if you advertise, you can also take a snack! What the hell is black on a white background? If you get a better background, you will die!"

"Is this money to buy advertising time, but no money to advertise?"

"Who would believe that there is no money for advertising? That's 30 seconds!"

"I stared at the TV for more than 30 seconds, and I thought it was broken!"

"Thought it was broken +1."

"To be rich is to be capricious!"

"This is really a father-in-law. ”

As soon as the advertisement came out, although there were no gorgeous special effects, and there were no special effects of five cents that were so dirty that the scum was gone, it still caused a great response. There's no way, who called Lin Ziyu the name, it is very eye-catching, the name of the national father-in-law is not blown.

Soon after, Lin Ziyu changed the advertisement and added some content: "PS: The selection of chefs will be conducted first, and interested parties can sign up for the Songlin Village Cooking Competition to be held next week, and the winners will not only be qualified to teach Xixi, but will also receive a million prizes." ”

"Mega Millions Jackpot?"

"In order to choose a master for his daughter, my father-in-law is really willing to spend the money!"

"That's interesting. ”

"Hey, it seems that this product also said that he would be a judge. ”

"This foodie, there is such a good thing, it's strange not to make it in. ”

"Anyway, this lineup of judges is really luxurious, with father-in-law, Xixi and Da Yi, no worse than the lineup of some variety shows. ”

"Poof, it seems that a TV station wants to grab the broadcast rights of the competition!"