Chapter 384: Forcing Me to Shoot?
The devil is very fast. A week later, the rig was ready!
"Come here!" the interpreter shouted to the monks.
"Taijun said! Taijun wants to dig a well, you have to expel the cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods here! If the well is successful, everyone will be rewarded!
If you fail to dig a well, you will be unlucky! Kill half of them first! Fail again, kill them all!"
"Mud horse! This is too much! I have not yet taken action against the people who came to dig the well, so I don't dare! I hope you don't force me!" The little swallow squatting on the derrick thought hatefully.
Daoist: "Bingtaijun! Poor Dao is not a sword immortal faction. Usually he only does things and practices Tai Chi, and is not good at subduing demons and eliminating demons. Poor Dao doesn't know what kind of existence there is!
Monk: "Bingtaijun, the little monk is neither a powerful Buddhist cultivator like Fahai, nor a Shaolin monk. The little monk will only do things and run a land and water dojo. There is no ability to subdue demons and eliminate demons. ”
The man in the horse coat: "Bingtaijun, we have been here since the last time." The monsters here don't show up, and we don't have a magic weapon, so we can't hold back!"
"Baga!" After listening to the translator's relay, the devil in charge of drilling was not happy!
The monks and Taoists with sad faces could only get together to discuss. What can we do? We can only do it according to the routine of doing things for the dead!
With the derrick as the center, the drilling rig is like a dead man waiting to be put into a coffin, and each goes around in circles.
The inner circle is for monks to chant scriptures, the outer circle is for Taoist priests to play music, and the men in horse coats stand in a gossip position in the outermost part.
One turns forward and the other reverses, a team of pale yellow monks' robes sing dharani while walking, and a column of Tibetan blue Taoist robes plays a wide score while walking. It's pretty good, too.
It's just that the drilling time can be measured in months! Ten days is only a few hundred meters of drilling depth.
"Well, there's no place to spend the night in this place. The monk and Taoist priest have been around for so long, and they have to sleep in the wilderness at night! Maybe they will catch a cold tomorrow! The little devil has his own tent, and it is impossible for the Chinese people to live in this way.
Anyway, it's all a failure! If you fail early, the monks and Taoists will be able to suffer less crimes! What are you doing? By the way, there are more than 70 of the broken array disks last time, so I don't know how to deal with them!
The drilling rig was connected to the second pole, and the motor that provided the power made a strange sound, and then lay down!
"Nani, why did it stop?" "Report to the special manager, the motor is broken!" "Find out why!" "Hello!"
"Report to the special agent!!The crankshaft is broken!"Nani?Can you fix it?"If you want to replace the crankshaft!!You have to carry it to Mukden to repair it!"Baga! Is this how you usually maintain your equipment? If you were in my old army, you would definitely be required to cut your stomach!"
"Report to the special agent! I've never seen this kind of crushing fracture before! It seems to be a man-made sabotage!" "Nani? I see! It's the evil god who has struck! Captain, machine gun ready!"
The monks and Taoists who were turning in circles saw the fierce devil official and looked at them, and they were immediately frightened!
"Second Lieutenant, separate them by color, listen to my command, and prepare to shoot!" After the devil finished instructing the captain of the escort team, he turned to the monk and said to the monk and Taoist: "Yours, you didn't do your best, the drilling failed!
It's not over yet! The devil officer shouted to the motor again: "Mine, understand! Yours, here." Mine, first half dead, then fix the motor. If there is an accident, they will all die!"
Then he turned to the captain of the devil's guard: "Machine guns, aim at all the green clothes! Shoot! uh ho ho ho!"
The devil's special manager let out a "uh", and as soon as the command to shoot was issued, he suddenly became hideous, his eyes widened, and his mouth made a strange sound.
The crooked machine gun is not as light as the Czech one! It has to be opened by two people on their stomachs on the ground.
The two machine gunners were still waiting for the fire command relayed by the captain of the guard! They only listened to their own captain! The captain did not hear the command, but heard the strange sound of "ho-ho-ho".
"Special agent! Special agent!" The special agent fell to the ground, a group of people shouted from the side, the monk and Taoist priest stood at a loss, and the drilling team and the devil soldiers were dumbfounded on the side.
"Hehe! Dare to get angry in front of Lao Tzu? This trick is good for others! It is definitely not good for me!
Hey, hey, you've given the command to shoot. You have formed a cause and effect with these monks and Taoists! If I leave you half paralyzed for six months, there may not be much cause and effect!
Besides, I also saved the man in the horse coat and paid back the cause and effect I owed before! Maybe I can still make a profit!" The little swallow on the derrick is still jumping.
The total scoop fell to the ground, and the others were at a loss. These people are not an army, and the superior officer is dead. The ingredients are mixed!
Besides, this place is evil! It seems that whoever comes out is unlucky! No one is a fool! No one wants to take charge of the matter! The result of everyone's discussion is to go back! No one wants to stay here!
What should a monk and Taoist priest do? Before the accident, he gave a shooting order!
"Machine gunner, return to the team!" "Captain of the devil ensign, naturally he is not a confused one! The appearance of a special agent is here! Who would dare to make a move?
Of course, there are also people who can't carry it! No, the power supervisor spoke: "Your Excellency, Second Lieutenant! The special agent has already given the order to shoot!"
"Baga! Are you ordering me?" "No, no, no, I'm just reminding!" "Baga! I don't accept any wrong orders when the drilling team is not threatened!"
"Hey, hey, this devil lieutenant is a sensible person!
No one dared to quarrel with the soldiers! The power supervisor shrank in, and the others naturally did not want to do much.
As a result, no one cares about the monks and Taoists, and the monks and Taoists dare not leave!
On the afternoon of the next day, the drilling team and the escort team were gone, and no one paid any attention to the monks and Taoists and a few men in horse coats!
Yes, I didn't pay attention to it, I didn't say let them follow, I didn't say I disbanded, I left on my own!
As soon as the devil left, the monks and Taoist men in horse coats were fortunate that this level was passed!
There is no stupid person who can be a monk and a Taoist! The man in the horse coat is even more exquisite! Everyone knows that it is this god who saves everyone. A group of people respectfully kowtowed to the mouth of the well, and then left together.
"Hey, hey, earn, earn, break the motor and owe 1, break the devil and owe 1, it turns out that I owe 1 point to the man in the horse coat, and I owe a total of 3 points.
Harvest Thanksgiving 29 points! Monk Taoist horse jacket man, a total of 29 people. It seems that everyone is sincere drops!
No wonder, monks and Taoists pay attention to subduing demons and eliminating demons, and it is really good to dare to be affectionate!"