33, the story of the monkey (thanks to the hall master falling flowers and stepping on the snow 2012, helm master coolcat Lingyin)

Zhao Ming glared at Ding Erdan: "When I tell a story, I am not allowed to interject." ”

Ding Erdan nodded hurriedly.

Zhao Ming began a long story: "In the past, there were five monkeys living happily here, in this field, the big monkey, the big monkey, the two monkeys, the three monkeys, the four monkeys and the five monkeys, and the five monkeys practiced carefree all day long, until one day, they looked up and saw that there was an apple hanging on the dome! The three monkeys were so curious that they jumped up and ate the apple when they got it. ”

The next day, when they saw it, there was another apple hanging on the dome! The three monkeys still wanted to eat the apple, but before it could jump up, the four of them held down the three monkeys and beat them violently, and the monkeys didn't want to be splashed with cold water anymore. ”

Then the teacher came, and let the monkey go, and put in a six monkey, and the six monkeys didn't know the rules, and when he saw an apple hanging on the dome, he was going to jump up and take it, and the result was ...... You see, you laughed, you are so smart, you must have guessed it: two monkeys, three monkeys, four monkeys, five monkeys, and six monkeys were beaten violently. ”

Then, the teacher came again, took the two monkeys, and put in the seven monkeys, and the seven monkeys wanted to take the apple, but they were held down by the other four monkeys and beaten violently, who was the most ruthless? The six monkeys were beaten because they wanted to take the apple, and now they finally found their next home, and the one who started was ruthless, beating the seven monkeys half to death. Look at the second egg, you are smiling again...... But the six monkeys didn't know about pouring cold water, he only knew that if he went to get the apples, he would be beaten. ”

Later, the teacher came several times one after another, and the three monkeys were replaced by eight monkeys, the four monkeys were replaced by nine monkeys, and the five monkeys were replaced by ...... Bu Haotian!"

"Negative Energy +99;Contributor: ...... Bu Haotian"

Zhao Ming smiled slightly: "Bu Haotian just came in and wanted to get the apple, that guy, the one who was beaten by six monkeys, seven monkeys, eight monkeys and nine monkeys was miserable, he almost died, because the six monkeys, seven monkeys, eight monkeys and nine monkeys were all beaten because of this matter, and they can't add some interest when they go to the next house, isn't it?...... Hey, who's talking about you, the three or four people behind you don't have the same posture, how are you patrolling! Don't talk, you just nod or shake your head when I tell a story...... Do you want to go back and pout or continue patrolling?...... What do you mean by nodding and shaking your head?...... I see your pitiful eyes just as if you want to go on patrol, okay? Don't be lazy!"

"Let's go on to say that when Bu Haotian was beaten, in the venue, the four monkeys plus Bu Haotian, no one knew that they would be splashed with cold water when they got the apples, they all knew: don't go to get the apples, take the apples, you will be beaten. What is it?...... Well?...... This is, the river, the lake, the rules, the rules!"

"Later, the weather became hotter, one day at noon, four monkeys took a nap, Bu Haotian didn't sleep, who is Bu Haotian? He is very qualified, very smart, that is simply the pride of the sky. ”

"Negative Energy +99;Contributor: ...... Bu Haotian"

Zhao Ming continued with a smile: "He secretly went to get the apple, but as a result, he got the apple, and a scoop of cold water poured down from the dome, which woke up the four monkeys, at this time it was hot, and the four monkeys took a shower, which was very comfortable, but when they saw it, Bu Haotian was holding the apple!

Zhao Ming clapped his palms: "Students, what are the rules of the rivers and lakes? Don't go to get apples, if you take apples, you will be beaten." The four monkeys and Bu Haotian didn't know, but the rules were rules, so the four monkeys beat Bu Haotian up. ”

"On the second day, the weather was hot and hot, and the four monkeys wanted to take a shower, but if they took a shower, they had to go and get apples, but the rules said that if they took the apples, they would be beaten! The four monkeys winked at each other and forced Bu Haotian to get the apples, so that everyone could take a shower, who broke the rules? Bu Haotian, beat him, there was nothing wrong with it, right?"

"Negative Energy +99;Contributor: ...... Bu Haotian"

"The teacher came a few more times, and all the monkeys were replaced, now there are eleven monkeys, twelve monkeys, thirteen monkeys, and fourteen monkeys, and each monkey will quickly learn two rules: the first: if you want to take a shower, you will be forced to get the apples, and the second: you will be beaten if you take the apples! ”

"The teacher came a few more times, and the monkeys were replaced by fifteen monkeys, sixteen monkeys, seventeen monkeys, and eighteen monkeys, and they had never seen apples, so they knew a rule: as long as everyone was unhappy, they could beat Bu Haotian together, what is this called? What is this called?...... This is not called the degradation of morality, this is called the upgrading of the rules of the rivers and lakes: the formation of new rules. ”

Bu Haotian shouted: "Why haven't I been replaced yet?"

Zhao Mingyi frowned: "Do I tell the story or do you tell the story?" Erdan, go and kick him! When I tell the story, you are not allowed to speak. Let's go on, one day, Bu Haotian was being beaten, and when he looked up, there was a new apple on the dome, and he was very happy, regardless of the pain in his body, he jumped up and got the apple, and a scoop of cold water splashed down from the dome, and the fifteen monkeys, sixteen monkeys, and seventeen monkeys and eighteen monkeys were very comfortable in the shower, but they were unhappy again in the blink of an eye, why?"

"Why does Bu Haotian have apples to eat, but they don't have apples to eat? These four monkeys have not experienced the era of old rules, and the old rules have no effect on them, and they all want to eat apples. Therefore, they came over and beat Bu Haotian violently, and snatched Bu Haotian's apples and ate them separately. ”

"Day after day, the teacher came many times, and the monkeys changed several batches, and each batch of monkeys beat Bu Haotian violently, and Bu Haotian didn't have apples to eat. The weather gradually got colder, and on this day, when the monkeys were eating apples, they found that the range of splashing cold water had become smaller, and the monkey who only splashed apples. ”

So the monkeys looked at each other: let Bu Haotian go and get the apples, let him take a shower in the cold winter, and the monkeys just share the apples to eat. ”

As a result, Bu Haotian became a special apple-taker, taking a cold shower every day in the cold winter. ”

"On this day, the teacher came again, and the No. 31 monkey was changed out, and a burly and handsome man came in: Ding Erdan......; Look at how happy you laugh, my story is good, let's talk about it...... Ding Erdan quickly figured out the situation, he forced Bu Haotian, who was the weakest in physique, to get the apple, and Bu Haotian was disobedient and beat him violently...... Hmm, you ask why Bu Haotian is the weakest? Isn't he tortured by monkeys for many years?......

"What about Ding Erdan, if you get the apple, you just eat it yourself, because the three monkeys of 32, 33, and 34 plus Bu Haotian can't beat Ding Erdan, and the three monkeys think about it and recognize it. So this venue is divided into three kinds of people: Ding Erdan, who eats apples every day, Bu Haotian, who takes apples every day, and three monkeys who watch the excitement every day. ”

In the end, they lived happily ever after. And so ends the story. ”

In the process of Zhao Ming's storytelling, the background of the system kept swiping the screen +++, Zhao Ming looked at the time and saw that it was almost up, he cleared his throat: "Thank you for listening quietly, in such a sunny afternoon, I am really happy to be able to share this moving story with you, your support is my biggest motivation, with the most beautiful voice, tell the most moving story, beautiful voice, I have a beautiful voice, I am your old friend: Panda Xiaoming, we will see you next time." ”

This wave is even more powerful: more than 190 people are all +99.

"The next program is the AMSR live broadcast of the ears: the panda eats bamboo shoots, and it will be half past five in a few minutes, and it will be half past five in a few minutes, and it will be time for class. ”

It's another wave of +99.

Panda Zhao Ming stopped talking, took out a bamboo shoot, and began to eat bamboo shoots live, recovering his strength by the way.

Be careful to make the 10,000-year-old ship, in case someone takes a risk for a while.

Zhao Ming worked hard to tell everyone such a moving story, but there are many cases of farmers and snakes in the world, in case someone doesn't appreciate it.

Zhao Ming felt that the story he told was very touching, he originally expected the system balance to be 150,000 guaranteed, and he hoped for 160,000, but after telling this story, the system balance soared directly to 180,000.

Didn't work in vain!

There is nothing difficult in the world, only afraid of people with hearts!

The ancients were honest and did not deceive me!