Worship an old mentally ill person as a teacher, and still have to follow him to learn what supreme golden elixir and immortal method? Xu Changsheng can't afford to lose this person. What do you learn? Learn to be an immortal madman, and then scourge the doctors and nurses in the tea shed?

How else to say that this old man has a split personality? Jin Dan, Changsheng, who is priced all day long, it seems that he wants to go out in this life.

Ge Wuwu saw that Xu Changsheng didn't care about himself, and he didn't worry, he continued to eat and drink by himself, don't look at him as an old man in his eighties, his teeth and mouth are good, his body is good, and he can even chew and eat duck bones. He ate all the wine and food like a storm, and then lifted up the rose-scented grapes, and when his tongue stretched out and rolled up, a few grapes fell into his stomach, and he ate with great pleasure.

After eating up Xu Changsheng's filial piety, Ge Wuwu let out a sigh of relief, stretched out his hand and said, "Tea is ......."

"Yes, I've got it for you, Taiwan Oolong. ”

Xu Changsheng took out a bottle of Taiwan frozen top oolong from his net pocket and handed it to Ge Wuwu. After Ge Wuwu drank it all in a few sips, he stared at Xu Changsheng for a while, shook his head slightly, and said, "You kid, the great opportunity is in front of you, but you don't know how to cherish it." My old man opened his mouth to accept apprentices, and you are still reluctant, which is simply unreasonable. Do you know that my old man was famous in the Chinese monastic world back then......?

"You know, you have a tall name, right? ”

"What kind of bullshit Huoyun evil god, you kid Hugh is going to talk nonsense! Hear it clearly, my old man's nickname is 'Fire Dragon Zhenren', I think that back then, the three mountains and five mountains, and the Taoists of Zhuyue, who didn't know, who didn't know? If it wasn't for the ...... after the founding of the People's Republic of China."

"Okay, okay, your old man is a real fire dragon, right? ”

Xu Changsheng laughed with him, helped the angry old man Ge onto the bed, took the medicine sealed in the plastic packet on the bedside table and took a look: "This is sent by Xiaoxue, right? It's time to take the medicine......

"What! My old man's dignified fire dragon is a real person, Lei Fa is amazing, and his Taoism is unparalleled, and he still needs to take medicine...... You kid hurry up and drink the saliva, this medicine is really bitter!"

Ge Wuwu finished taking the medicine in a chatter, and suddenly grabbed Xu Changsheng's wrist: "Boy, don't leave yet, my old man still has something to explain." ”

"If you want to accept apprentices, forget it, I'm not interested. Haven't there been a lot of young people here lately, so you can go to them. ”

"That's what they're talking about! Who made your kid refuse to come to the serious apprenticeship, when my old man was bored, he passed on a few outer disciples and gave them some cultivation methods that were not trivial and indiscriminate, and as a result, something happened?"

Ge Wuwu looked at the closed door with a vigilant gaze, looked at the window again, and said in a low voice: "Haven't you heard that something big has happened to the tea shed recently?

"I'll rub it, you won't tell me that Director Huang gathered a crowd to 'escape from prison' has something to do with you, right?"

Nine out of 10 psychiatric hospital doctors suffer from various degrees of mental and psychiatric illness, according to the authoritative report. Xu Changsheng believed that with Ge Wuwu's level of fooling, he might really be able to fool Director Huang crazy, let alone the seventy-one patients. Looking at the old man's sneaky appearance, maybe what he was most worried about really happened......

"Can you blame my old man? The obsessive Taoist surnamed Huang pestered my old man, and my old man was idle, so he passed on some small paths to him. Who would have thought that this kid would be restless, and actually betrayed his master to open a sect, and established a 'Three Dou Mi Sect', with seventy-one disciples, who followed him to practice for several months, and all of them became crazy, which finally caused a catastrophe......"

"Don't talk about it, I understand everything. The source of this calamity turned out to be your old age. ”

Xu Changsheng couldn't cry or laugh, this old man's face is really thick, he can't be crazy, and he can't complain too much about others being crazy, otherwise this old man will be crazy, and maybe he will also 'escape from prison'.

At this time, he could only comfort him: "You can rest assured that you are old, the little 'Dao Fa' you passed down is useless." Speaking of arresting and escaping, which of the hospital's field comrades and public ~ security officers ~ police officers is not an expert?

"You kid underestimate my old man's methods too much. ”

Ge Wuwu smiled coldly: "Those seventy-one patients are just that, the surname Huang is still a bit wise, and the person is a hundred times more diligent than your kid, but he has obtained one or two percent of the Taoism of my old man's family, and it is difficult to arrest him with those idiots and ordinary police in the hospital." Boy, you are the heir to the mantle of my old man, and it is your duty to catch Huang Haoqiang and come back. ”

"You'd better stop kidding. Xu Changsheng shook his head again and again when he heard this.

"You kid won't?"

"I can't say whether I want to or not. I also know Director Huang, and there may be old acquaintances among the 71 patients, and if they run outside like this, they may do something wrong, so I shouldn't have left it unasked. But you also know that I don't even have a job, and I usually rely on a small incense stall in Yunlong Mountain to live, how can I have time? Life is difficult...... Besides, Director Huang has obtained your 'Fire Dragon Real Man' Dao method, and even the police are not opponents, so won't I give it for nothing if I go up?"

"So you still don't want to?" Ge Wuwu looked at him coldly, and his eyes began to straighten.

"I don't know if you're really crazy or pretending to be crazy, anyway, I don't have time to tread this troubled water. Why don't the hospital and the public security bureau pay me my salary? ”

"Crazy? hahaha, if you say crazy, I'm crazy, I live in the grass and abandon my wisdom, I have also been crazy and stupid in the world, and I have also reprimanded the stars in the heavenly palace. Hey, if you say crazy, I will be crazy if he is crazy, and I will do ordinary things like clouds and rain, and Ze will be ...... by merit in the world."

Ge Wuwu sang one by one until he was halfway through, and the taste in the room changed, like a fishy smell, and the heat wave hit people......

Xu Changsheng's face changed: "Damn, why are you wetting the bed again!"

As soon as he lifted the quilt, he saw that Ge Wuwu was already flooded with gold under him, and this old man actually opened the Jiuqu Yellow River Array on the hospital bed!

"That's good, the nurse will have to criticize you when you go back. Let's not make a fuss, I promise you, okay?"

Xu Changsheng couldn't cry or laugh, and stretched out his hand to help Ge Wuwu get up. But at the moment when he just leaned out, Ge Wuwu's slightly closed eyes suddenly opened, shooting out two golden rays more than half a foot long, and when they touched his gaze, they immediately controlled his mind, and fixed him in front of the bed for half a minute, unable to move.

"Enlightenment!"

Ge Wuwu drank in a deep voice, and two golden lights burst out like substance, and entered Xu Changsheng's eyes in a flash, and at the same time, his right hand quickly drew in the air, and a mysterious and mysterious talisman appeared out of thin air, and was pushed by his right palm, and slapped between Xu Changsheng's eyebrows.

"Ahh

Xu Changsheng was dazed at this time, completely lost his mind, and didn't know what was going on, he was slapped by his right palm, but he subconsciously let out a miserable scream, flew out more than a meter away, and fell straight to the ground.

"Murdered!"

Hearing the movement, the little nurse Ah Xue who came in just happened to see the scene of Xu Changsheng being slapped away, and screamed in fright, her little face turned pale.