Seeing Lin Ziyu looking at him with contemptuous eyes, Li Fatzi said that he was very hurt, "Okay, let's just assume that she is here to set up information." ”

"Whatever it is, it is!"

Li Fatzi knew that he was at a loss, and he didn't dare to squeak anymore.

At this time, an officer with a Chinese character face holding a cardboard box walked in, and the conference room, which was still a little noisy, was silent for a moment.

The officer with the national character face put the box on the podium, coughed lightly, and said loudly: "Hello everyone, my surname is Zhang, you can call me Instructor Zhang." ”

All the soldiers greeted in unison: "Hello Instructor Zhang." ”

When the greetings of the soldiers stopped, Instructor Zhang said in a deep voice: "You should all know that the country is preparing to set up a new special force! But you should not know the number of this new unit, I will tell you now, this unit is called the rabbit special force!"

You may wonder why it's called Rabbit Special Forces?

On the Internet, each country has its own name, for example, the United States is called Eagle Sauce, Russia is called Mao Bear, France is called Gallic Chicken, Britain is called John Bull, and we are called Rabbit!

Rabbits, which look harmless to humans and animals on the surface, are actually black on the inside, and can show their fangs when necessary, and bite enemies fiercely. The main purpose of this rabbit special forces is to pretend to be innocent and play hooligans, usually to look harmless to humans and animals, to be able to play hooligans behind their backs, and to give the enemy a few bites when they are in a hurry!"

Hearing that the main purpose of the rabbit special forces was to pretend to be innocent and play hooligans, the soldiers couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Instructor Zhang pressed his hands to calm down the soldiers, and then continued: "Of course, the rabbit special forces represent the country to a certain extent, and they are directly under the command of the No. 1 chief, and the standard treatment is comparable to that of the Rocket Army, but it is not so easy to enter." I hope you will be mentally prepared and enlightened. Let's start the first exam now. ”

After Instructor Zhang finished speaking, he asked the people in the front row to help distribute paper and pens.

Lin Ziyu and Li Fatzi sat in the back, looking at the person who sent things, and finally arrived at themselves, and they were dumbfounded, only to see that there was nothing else except a slippery piece of white paper and a pen.

"What about the subject?"

"I don't know, that's what the instructor gave. ”

Seeing that there was only blank paper and pen, the other soldiers couldn't help but talk about it, and one of them boldly asked Instructor Zhang directly, "Instructor Zhang, what about the topic? Why is there no topic?"

Instructor Zhang spread his hands and said, "The chief instructor gave these two things, and there are nothing else." ”

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Lin Ziyu stared at the white paper in a daze, and the fat man Li next to him said in a low voice: "Could it be like Naruto, testing our intelligence gathering ability?"

"Hey, that makes sense, but the problem is that we don't know ninjutsu, how can we peek at other people's answers?"

"I'll see if there's an answer to it. Fat Li stood up, stood on tiptoe, and looked ahead.

"See?"

"No, none of them are writing, they are all in a daze. ”

Lin Ziyu: "......"

After waiting for a few minutes, Li Fatzi stood up again, and found that the people in front of him were all studying the blank paper, and no one had started writing at all.

Lin Ziyu saw that no one had started writing at all, so he reacted: "It's definitely not like the Naruto Naruto's shinobi exam, because even if someone really knows the answer, we don't have the ability to get it." ”

"Could it be invisible ink or something?"

Lin Ziyu picked up the paper and shone it at the light, "It's not a watermark." ”

Li Fatzi took out a piece of ultraviolet light for checking banknotes, and said, "No word." ”

Lin Ziyu saw that the light was ineffective, so he instigated Li Fatzi, "Why don't you lick it with your tongue." ”

"Why do you want to lick it?"

"See if the water will show its shape, or if it has a special taste. ”

Li Fatzi really licked the white paper, and then said: "There are no words, and there is no taste." ”

"Try grilling it over a fire. ”

Li Fatzi took out the lighter and roasted it, but there was still no word.

Lin Ziyu turned his gaze to the pen, could it be that the secret was hidden in the pen?

Just do it when you think of it, Lin Ziyu spat on the poor pen again, roasted it again, and even dismantled the pen, but he didn't find the mystery.

"This exam is too difficult, I didn't even understand the questions after a long time. ”

"Could it be a special code for special forces, or a high-tech product hidden in it?"

"Even if it were, we wouldn't crack it!"

Lin Ziyu stood up and saw that the soldiers in front of him were scratching their ears and cheeks at the white paper, obviously not finding any mystery.

"It doesn't seem to be a code or a high-tech product, and they can't crack it. ”

"Could that be the title hidden in the instructor's words just now? something like a hidden poem or something. ”

Lin Ziyu's eyes lit up and asked, "Then do you remember what he said?"

"Well, I don't remember. Li Fatzi shook his head, he was not a memory prodigy, how could he remember what the instructor said just now.

Lin Ziyu thought for a while and said, "It shouldn't be, if you really want to hide the question in what you said just now, then this exam is too perverted, who remembers?"

"Would that make us write an essay or something?"

"Possibly. Lin Ziyu wasn't quite sure.

"Then let's write an essay on pretending to be innocent and playing hooligan. ”

"I think the focus should be on enlightenment, and the instructor also emphasizes doing a good job of enlightenment. ”

"Then write about enlightenment. ”

So these two goods began to write essays on the theme of enlightenment.

As soon as the two of them wrote two lines, someone stood up, picked up the answer sheet full of words, and handed it to the podium, this person was Miao Duo's companion Dongfang Miao, a cold beauty with a domineering aura wrapped up and down!

Lin Ziyu was a little dumbfounded, this is too fast, they haven't written two lines yet.

As soon as Dongfang Miao returned to her seat, Miao Duo hurriedly glanced at her, wanting her to give her a hint, but Dongfang Miao shook her head and didn't say anything, which made Miao Duo hate it so much that she called her careless friendship.

Following Dongfang Miao, some people handed in their answer sheets one after another, and after Lin Ziyu and Li Fatzi rubbed for half an hour, they also handed in the answer sheets.

After handing in the answer sheet, Li Fatzi vomited and said: "This exam is too unrigorous, I actually let the person who finished answering the paper sit back in his seat, what if he cheats?"

"Xixi has always been so sloppy, and you didn't know her on the first day. Lin Ziyu has long been surprised by his daughter's sloppiness, when he first designed the bus, there were a bunch of problems, and yesterday's back-to-back incident was caused by sloppiness.

"Anyway, Brother Chu also participated, it shouldn't be so unrigorous, not to mention the special forces assessment, even if it is a primary school student's exam, it must be more rigorous than it, right?"

After Li Fatzi said this, Lin Ziyu also found that it was inappropriate, yes, how is this assessment like a child?