Chapter 8 Fighting Skills

"Damn!" This voice was not said by Zhang Chumo, but the roar of the Heavenly Dao Divine Wheel on his wrist in Zhang Chumo's mind, "What is the situation? How can the old man of this world be like this?"

"It's not that the old people of this world have become bad, but that the bad people of the past have become old. Now you finally know, why do I say that the rich show off their wealth and help the grandmother cross the street? This is what you picked for me, you say so?"

The Heavenly Dao Divine Wheel didn't hold back a fart for a long time, and the pedestrians in the distance gradually surrounded it. If you don't find a way to get out as soon as possible, it is estimated that you will not be able to hide from this scene.

Zhang Chumo squatted down and gently supported the old lady's shoulder, "Grandma, I'm kind, you're not doing this, okay?"

"If you're not a good person, grandma won't dare to slander you, right? Seeing that you are still a student, don't worry, grandma doesn't lie to you about how much money, Qian'er can do it, and it will save grandma wasted energy. ”

"I've got a hundred bucks on me!"

"That's not good, it's not easy for grandma to open up, and now in this world, there are not many good people......"

Zhang Chumo's forehead was suddenly covered with black lines, what kind of logic is this? Good people should die? Good people should be fooled? Good people should be slandered? For the first time, Zhang Chumo was so repulsed by the title of good person.

"Grandma, in fact, I didn't come out early in the morning to do good deeds......

"Don't talk nonsense, if you don't have any money, call home. The old lady kept twitching with her eyes closed, and her acting skills were absolutely masterful.

"Last night, my girlfriend cuckolded me. We have been in love for three years, and we have said that we will get married after graduation......"

"Don't pretend to be pitiful to grandma, those who eat this bowl of rice must first of all have thick skin and ruthlessness. It's useless to pretend to sympathize with me, a good guy like you, what is a girl, find another one if you don't have it!"

"No, we promised to be each other's angels and protect each other for the rest of our lives. She doesn't want me anymore, and I don't want to live anymore......" Zhang Chumo said with a mournful expression, slowly putting his hand into his chest.

"Hey, what do you want to do? Don't commit a crime, you are still young, and if you enter, you will be ruined for the rest of your life......" The old lady suddenly shuddered, staring at Zhang Chumo's hand. I was afraid that Zhang Chumo would take out a knife from his arms.

However, Zhang Chumo took out a medicine bottle from his arms. With a thick sense of grief and indignation, he raised his head and poured it all into his mouth.

"You...... You...... What are you eating?"

"The chemicals in the school attack faster, and they are much more sharp than hanging and jumping into the river. Originally, I was still thinking about what to do with my parents when I was going to die. But now, there is grandma you blocking for me, and when I die, they have a place to vent...... Hey, grandma, I'm sorry...... Woo-"

Zhang Chumo suddenly hiccuped, his body suddenly stiffened, and he fell down like an old lady. Rolling his eyes, his whole body was constantly convulsing.

Looking at Zhang Chumo's appearance, the old lady couldn't pretend anymore. narrowed his eyes slightly, "Young man, don't lie to me, when it comes to deceiving people, grandma is an expert." You think that's going to scare ......."

The next words were stuck in the throat of the old lady. The corners of Zhang Chumo's mouth suddenly began to spew white foam. Accompanied by convulsions all over the body as if electrocuted, that look, not to mention how mad it is.

"Hey, young man, what's wrong with you—hey, you're really going to die?" the old lady swooped to her feet.

"Heh, isn't this a professional porcelain veteran? What's wrong? I ran into a hard stubble today?" The crowd of people who gathered around also saw the situation in front of them, and immediately stood not far away and said.

"Oh, let's stop watching the excitement and call an ambulance. The kid doesn't look like he's pretending to be ......," said a middle-aged woman suddenly nervous.

"Whoosh-" Zhang Chumo got up like he was fine, "It's okay, it's okay...... I was almost blackmailed, but everyone saw that this old lady didn't have anything to do......"

Looking at this tricky scene, Mrs. Ding's face suddenly became gloomy, "Heh, after boiling the eagle for so many years, I didn't expect to be pecked in the eye by the eagle." You can do it, young man!" he said as he strode over.

Zhang Chumo hurriedly retreated, "Don't don't, so many eyes are watching, don't come again!"

"Hahaha...... You don't know, young man, this old lady Ding is a porcelain professional. I don't know which one lives nearby, and I try to hide when I see Mrs. Ding? Fortunately, you haven't been falsely accused, otherwise...... Ironclad is bound to be stripped of a layer of skin. ”

The surrounding crowd talked nonsense, and Zhang Chumo also understood the character of this old lady Ding. It's just that she is old, and she doesn't keep her hands even if she knows that she is touching porcelain, and the police can't do anything about her.

If you are falsely accused, you can only consider yourself unlucky, but it's good to have a probe, and the police can still uphold justice when they come. If no evidence is photographed, then it can only be admitted. However, Zhang Chumo is the only one who can retreat under Mrs. Ding for so many years.

"Okay, okay, let's all disperse, young man, if you're okay, even if you burn high incense, don't be like her. People are old, if you want to speak loudly, she can still lie to you! Stay away from her, she can't do things for long after so many years of lack of virtue......

"Old immortal, who are you cursing? Your whole family can be boiled to death by me, believe it or not, I'll go to your grave and jump? Old thing, you still stare at me? You want to stare at me again?" Mrs. Ding suddenly scolded loudly.

The onlookers all shook their heads and scattered. A few young people even put the old man who spoke away from this place of right and wrong. Everyone knows that Mrs. Ding is a plague god, and whoever provokes someone is unlucky.

Zhang Chumo sighed lightly, and left silently with the crowd, "Little wheel, I didn't earn the merit of helping the old lady cross the road, right?"

"Earn a fart, contaminated with bad luck......! Why is this all right?" said the Heavenly Dao Divine Wheel, saying that Zhang Chumo was more depressed, but the most depressed was the Heavenly Dao Divine Wheel.

"Woo-woo-" Just as the crowd was gradually dispersing, suddenly, a roaring motor sounded. Everyone was on the edge of the crossroads, so most people didn't look back.

But at that moment, Zhang Chumo was sensitive to the abnormality. This is an intersection, but whenever a car arrives, it will slow down. Even if it's a green light, it will pass at a constant speed.

However, the roaring sound of the motor is unusually harsh and unusually crazy. In an instant, Zhang Chumo turned his head. A red SUV is coming at a terrifying speed like a snake.

This coquettish movement, that skillful technique, and that left turn can be called a drifting tail flick. Suddenly, Zhang Chumo's eyes showed a burst of panic, his anger sank into the dantian, and a heavy drink suddenly erupted from his mouth.

"Spread out, bumped in—"