Chapter Seventy-Seven: Can't Get Up?
Home is still the same home, but this time, Zhang Chumo's feeling when he returned home was so different. The moment I stepped into the house, my heartbeat couldn't help but accelerate, and in my palms, sweat soaked my palms unconsciously.
It's not just Zhang Chumo, but Chang Xi around him suddenly became unnatural. Although Chang Xi deliberately did it naturally and sat on the sofa naturally, her breathing slowly became short, and fine beads of sweat slowly overflowed on the tip of her nose.
The atmosphere suddenly became a little awkward, and the two of them went blank in their brains except for the sound of their own heartbeats.
"That...... Zhang Chumo...... Can you find me a pair of pajamas...... I think...... I want to take a shower......" Chang Xi broke the dead silence, and the smile on his face became natural as if he had let go of the shackles in his heart.
"Ahh......h I...... I don't have a woman's pajamas at home...... So...... I...... You're going to wear mine......"
Zhang Chumo's panic couldn't be concealed at all, and he stammered when he spoke. Ma Li ran into the bedroom to rummage through the cabinets, but fortunately when he first came, he bought two sets of shirts and summer clothes and had not yet opened the bag. Lisuo opened it and handed it to Chang Xi.
"The bathroom was at that door...... I have natural gas at home...... You're going to use it, right?"
"Well, thank you......" Chang Xi hugged his clothes, stood up and walked into the bathroom slowly, and when he closed the door, he glanced meaningfully at Zhang Chumo, who was sitting on the sofa and was a little at a loss.
At this moment, Zhang Chumo's mind has completely turned over the river and the sea, and his mind is full of pictures that are inappropriate for children.
"Master, you'd better restrain your lust......" In his mind, the voice of the Heavenly Dao Divine Wheel seemed to blow like a cold wind.
"It's light, why don't you try it? Everyone is whitewashed, I'm going to be an idiot again...... Am I still a man?"
"I'm not a living being, how can I try it?" The Heavenly Dao Divine Wheel rolled its eyes at the bottom of Zhang Chumo's heart, "Master, you have just channeled qi into the body to open up the dantian now, and the qi of the dantian has not yet been filled, and if you pollute Yuanyang at this time, your future cultivation path will be difficult......
"Why don't you have the dual cultivation of yin and yang?"
"This ...... Besides, the dual cultivation of yin and yang should also start after condensing the divine soul, right? At that time, it is necessary to introduce the qi of the five elements of yin and yang to condense the ...... of the original spirit."
"Ma Dan, can you give it something useful?" Zhang Chumo gritted his teeth and roared in his mind. At this time, the sound of a loud bath in the bathroom sounded, and Zhang Chumo, who was already almost dominated by his lower body, seemed to have poured a bucket of oil on his lust.
Hot and dry, like a mad beast. Zhang Chumo's eyes were red, and his mind was full of imaginary pictures of Chang Xi taking a bath. Hurriedly stood up, poured a glass of ice water from the water dispenser, and drank it dry in one go.
But even so, Zhang Chumo still felt extremely dry and dry.
"Slut, I think...... In fact, I don't have Yuanyang for a long time...... So...... It doesn't seem to make sense to resist so hard......" Zhang Chumo lay on the sofa and sighed softly with some self-defeating.
"Master, you are so controlled by the desire to mate that you can even say such a reversal of black and white? Master, what about your temperament?"
"I've never had that thing before!" Chang Xi was just frightened, and she needs someone to appease her now......"
"Is your appeasement just mating with her?"
"Ma Dan, can you speak well?" Zhang Chumo roared angrily at the Heavenly Dao Divine Wheel.
"I'm telling the truth, in the master's mind, all I see is mating in various positions. Speaking of which, master, you obviously haven't lost your Yuanyang, why do you know so many postures? Could it be that the mating in this world is carried out in public?"
"Get out, we have the teacher's tutorial!" Zhang Chumo gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth, although he had endless desires in his heart, Zhang Chumo knew that what the Heavenly Dao Divine Wheel said might be true, and he would not joke with himself on this issue.
Chang Xi is willing to go home with him, which is enough to show that Chang Xi is ready to have something happen to him. But why...... Why did he still have to preserve his virgin body? For the first time, Zhang Chumo had some resentment about cultivation or something.
"Wait!" Suddenly, Zhang Chumo seemed to think of something and was shocked, "Slut, I'm ...... I...... It seems like I wasn't a virgin a long time ago......"
"Master, it's okay for you to lie to me...... I can totally understand that. But...... Do you even lie to yourself? I can feel in your mind that you believe yourself. Master...... Do you want to fight like this?"
"Fight hard, what I said is true!" Zhang Chumo revealed a hint of panic in nervousness, "I've ...... plane"
"Jerk off?" Heavenly Dao Divine Wheel was slightly puzzled, and quickly read the meaning from Zhang Chumo's memory and said again, "Master, this behavior of yours is self-releasing Yuanyang, which does not affect the essence of your body!"
"Why is it different? Isn't it the same result as masturbating with a woman?"
"But the process is different!" Heavenly Dao Divine Wheel hesitated slightly, and after a while before speaking again, "Master, it seems that I should popularize the concept of Yuan Yang and Yuan Yin with you. ”
"Heaven and earth are divided into yin and yang, and man is the spirit of heaven and earth, and the natural yin and yang are more obvious. Men are yang, women are yin. The unbroken man is pure yang, and the unbroken woman is pure yin.
And the so-called broken body is that Yuan Yang and Yuan Yin are compatible, so that pure Yang is not pure, and pure Yin is not Yin. Therefore, the so-called body of breaking Yuanyang is simple and difficult. The simplicity lies in the fact that as long as you have sex with a woman, it is broken, and it is difficult to be in addition to female humans, Yuanyang will not be lax!"
"What do you mean...... Even if Lao Tzu gets ****...... Why is he still a virgin?" Zhang Chumo roared through gritted teeth in his mind.
"That's true, but Yuanyang is the natal essence after all, the master must not be excessive, if it leaks too much, it will also damage the natal ......"
"Fuck off, I'm not a pervert...... There's a girl, and it's ...... Cheap goods, can't you be flexible?
"There is no such thing in the world that can isolate the energy of yin and yang......
"Damn—"
Zhang Chumo ...... What are you doing in a daze?" A tender voice sounded like water, like flowing nectar. Zhang Chumo trembled, his whole body turned into a puppet, raised his head stiffly, and turned around to look at the bathroom door with a quack.
That glance instantly ignited the infinite desire in Zhang Chumo's heart. Chang Xi stood at the door of the bathroom wearing Zhang Chumo's shirt and wiping his wet hair, showing a seductive smile to Zhang Chumo.
The pair of slender and straight white legs directly shook Zhang Chumo's dizziness. Chang Xi may be hot, or he may be ashamed, and there seems to be steam rising on his pretty face. looked at Zhang Chumo's eager eyes, and lowered his head slightly.
"Your room...... Where?"