Chapter 3 Terrible Fans, Custody System
Boom!
Hearing a loud noise, Fan Er jumped high and smashed a fist into Song Qinghe's lower abdomen, the small fist was like a speeding truck, Song Qinghe's whole person rose into the air, flew backwards five or six meters, and then smashed to the ground.
Liu Ruohan was stunned!
The pedestrians around were also stunned!
Everyone present looked at the scene in front of them stunned, as if petrified, and stared at Fan'er's small body.
Are you sure this isn't Ultraman disguise? Could it be an alien invasion of Earth? A little girl who looked to be only five or six years old, and her two fists were not as big as a normal person, and she actually knocked people five or six meters away with one punch.
That's a big living person, and it's a big living person with a burly figure of more than 1.8 meters. Some thin pedestrians are even more cold sweat on their backs, if this punch hits themselves, it won't be directly dismembered, right?
"This world is too dangerous, I'd better go home and continue practicing the unicorn arm!" A bespectacled otaku shuddered in fright, turned around and ran.
His self-talk woke up the people around him, and several people who were watching the excitement suddenly dispersed in a hurry, and ran away without a trace in an instant.
Jiang Cheng swallowed hard. Although he had already seen the terrifying power of Fan'er, after all, he was not shocked by directly hitting people, looking at Song Qinghe, who was lying on the ground and almost foaming at the mouth, he couldn't help but say worriedly:
"Fan'er, didn't you let you do it lightly! You won't be killed, will you?"
"No!" Fan Er shook his little head and said in an affirmative tone: "That punch was taught by the eldest brother, and it will hurt him for a while at most!"
Hearing this, Jiang Cheng immediately relieved his heart, the eldest brother of the fan, that is the eldest baby of the gourd baby, and the things that are taught will not go wrong. Looking at Jiang Cheng's appearance, although he foamed at the mouth, there was no trace of fainting or vomiting blood, and he obviously had no worries about his life.
"Jiang ...... Jiang Cheng ......" At this moment, Liu Ruohan's voice remembered again, Jiang Cheng hurriedly turned his head to look, only to see that the beautiful face was full of shock, and his voice trembled a little:
"What the hell is going on, she is too strong...... It's too big!"
"Uh......" Jiang Cheng was entangled in his heart and didn't know how to explain it, he couldn't tell the truth, so he could only say nonsense: "Fan'er is the child of my relative's family, and something happened to her family recently, so let me take her for a while." Your relative is a scholar of ancient martial arts, and fans have practiced since childhood, so they have a little more strength. ”
Gu Wu: Who can raise a five- or six-year-old child like this! This is just a little stronger? The boxing king doesn't have such a strong strength, right? Liu Ruohan rolled his eyes weakly.
Jiang Cheng is not a screenwriter or the like, the level of the story is really average, fortunately, Liu Ruohan was in shock, and did not delve into it, looking at many pedestrians who were hiding in the distance and observing curiously, and said helplessly:
"It seems that we can't go shopping today, why don't we go another day?"
What I experienced today is really shocking, Liu Ruohan just wants to go back and calm down now, so what is the mood for shopping.
The first date ended without a hitch, Jiang Cheng couldn't help but be disappointed, but the scene in front of him was really not suitable for continuing dating, Jiang Cheng could only nod and say:
"Then I'll send you back. ”
"No, you'd better figure out how to dump these people. Liu Ruohan hurriedly shook his head and pointed to the street corner in the distance.
It is said that curiosity kills cats, and people's curiosity is indeed a magical thing, and those who were just scared away quietly hid in the distance at some point, and even called friends to pull a lot of people over. One by one they were holding their mobile phones, apparently taking pictures.
"Okay!" Seeing this situation, Jiang Cheng had no choice but to nod in agreement, and Jiang Cheng's first date ended without a hitch.
"Little Daddy, did the fans cause you trouble?"
On the way back, seeing that Jiang Cheng's face was not very good, Fan Er asked timidly.
"Why, don't worry about the fans, the little dad is fine. ”
Jiang Cheng rubbed Fan'er's little head, smiled and said.
With that magical system, he is no longer the good-for-nothing otaku, although I don't know if Liu Ruohan will believe in himself, but Jiang Cheng is only a little depressed.
"Great, then let's hurry up, Fan'er is going to ride a big motorcycle!" Hearing that Jiang Cheng was fine, Fan'er suddenly became happy.
Motorcycle......
Jiang Cheng's face immediately darkened, but in the end, he had to take the fan to the parking place.
"My poor motorcycle, I hope there won't be any accidents along the way. ”
looked at the tattered motorcycle in front of him, sighed and hugged the powder and got up.
Buzzing......
There was a deafening roar, and the motorcycle rushed out of the parking lot and headed out of the city. Along the way, accompanied by the excited screams of fans, Jiang Cheng's angry scolding, and the parts flying around drove farther and farther.
"Damn, don't scratch around, the saddle is torn!"
"Isn't it that you won't be allowed to use abilities beyond ordinary people, Nima's shell is cracked!"
"Don't, Grandma, that's the fuel tank below and can't move!"
......
It is only half an hour's journey from the city to the village where Jiangcheng lives, but it is like playing a real-life version of the chainsaw horror, which is called a thrilling one. By the time the car stopped, the entire motorcycle was already on the verge of scrapping, especially the fuel tank cap of the predecessor, which could almost be said to be torn apart, and there were small scratches left in many places.
Riding a motorcycle with fans is simply a sport of life, this little girl, at a speed of 20 yards, can be excited to scratch everywhere, and she doesn't know the control force at all, and it's not that Jiang Cheng is desperately protecting with one hand, I'm afraid the fuel tank will be scratched.
"I'm finally back alive!" Jiang Cheng, who had escaped death, breathed a long sigh of relief. Where is this cycling, it's just a matter of life!
"I'm sorry little daddy...... Fan'er was so happy...... "Fan'er looked at her 'masterpiece', lowered her head and pinched the corners of her clothes with both hands, tears kept rolling in her eyes, and she saw that the golden bean was about to fall.
What else can Jiang Cheng say? He sighed helplessly, picked up the fan and comforted:
"It's okay, just remember to pay attention next time, little dad doesn't have magical powers like you, if the fuel tank bursts, you won't see me again." ”
"No!" Fan Er hurriedly shook her little head, and said with a firm look on her immature little face: "Fan Er will protect Little Dad!"
At this moment, Jiang Cheng felt that his heart was crisp, and kissed the little guy's face dotingly, and coaxed her to the house to watch TV. Sitting on the sofa, he breathed a long sigh of relief and said silently in his heart:
"Turn on the hosting system!"
A flash of light flashed in front of him, and a virtual translucent light screen appeared in front of him.