Volume 1 The Clan's Destruction of the Door and the Single Entry into Xiguan Chapter 105 The Tale of Suppressing Bandits and Fighting the Wild Goose (2)
Chapter 105: The Story of Suppressing Bandits and Fighting Wild Goose Again (2)
Looking at Hao Jun's figure, Sun Ze teased: "Do you think he looks like Bi Ma Wen climbing trees?"
Ling Yi saw that it was really similar, and also quipped: "It looks like it, but it is not as strong as Bi Ma Wen, so he should have brought Bi Ma Wen out at that time, which saved a lot of trouble!"
Sun Ze laughed quietly: "It's true, Hao Jun is not as good as a monkey!"
I saw Hao Jun come to the bottom of the table, quietly hooked his head to take a look at the situation of the bandits on the stage, and saw that he was still watching seriously, so Hao Jun made a slight noise.
Although the sound was small, it frightened the bandits who were watching seriously, and they hurriedly looked back, leaned down and looked down.
It's good not to look at it, this look startled him a lot, only to see a young man looking at him with a smile, he just wanted to call the police, but the young man strangled his throat and couldn't make a sound.
In such a strangulation of half a pillar of incense, the bandits continued to struggle at first, and then slowly quieted down.
Jumping onto the lookout, Hao Jun tested the bandit's pulse. Dead, he propped up the bandit's corpse and leaned against the lookout, looking as if he had fallen asleep from a distance.
Standing on the lookout, he gestured to Ling Yi and Sun Ze outside, and quietly touched the lookout again.
Ling Yi and Sun Ze saw that Hao Jun had succeeded, and quietly turned into the cottage.
After the three-person round, Hao Jun whispered: "I have observed from the lookout, there are a total of twenty-three bandits here, and now I have solved one, and there are still twenty-two people left, basically all of them are drinking by the campfire!
Ling Yi thought for a while, took out a small bottle from the ring, and whispered: "This is a bottle of colorless and odorless poison, which is refined from poisonous mushrooms. Although the effect of the medicine is not strong and cannot kill people, as long as a little bit can make people confused and hallucinate, and we can save a lot of trouble by finding a way to mix it into the wine. ”
Hao Jun thought it was a good idea and asked, "Who is going to take the drug?"
No one answered, looked at the expressions of Ling Yi and the others, and scolded softly: "Rely on, or me?" I won't do it, I'll attack directly, everyone will go together!"
Seeing that Hao Jun was about to get up, Sun Ze hurriedly grabbed the corner of his clothes and persuaded: "Okay, okay, I'll go, I'll go!"
Hao Jun muttered: "You should have gone a long time ago!"
Sun Ze took the poison, "Wait and see a good show!" quietly lurked forward.
On the night of the murder of the moon and the dark wind, Sun Ze lurked in a place where there was no one on the side of the bonfire, carefully observed the situation for a while, and found that the wine jars were all stacked in the corner of the wall not far away, and when he saw the location, Sun Ze began to lurk over, but at this moment, he was discovered.
Grabbed by the shoulders by a drunken bandit, he muttered not knowing what he was saying. This frightened Sun Ze, he was not afraid of fighting, but the first time he lurked in front of his brother, it was over before he started, didn't he want his face?
Raising his hand to cover the bandit's mouth, he just thought about solving this bandit, but found that this bandit was really drunk, and he didn't recognize that Sun Ze was not a bandit in the cottage at all, and pointed at the wine jar in the corner in a daze.
At this time, Sun Zeke understood that this bandit had come to fetch the wine jar, and after thinking about it, this was a good opportunity.
So he grabbed the bandit with his left hand and slowly moved towards the wine jar. There were also other people's urging voices behind him: "Xi'er Gouzi, you hurry up, you have to grind to get a wine, who is that, hurry up and hand the wine to Xi'er Gouzi!"
It turned out that Sun Ze was covered by Xi'er Dog, and others couldn't see his appearance clearly, thinking that he was a cottage boy.
Sun Ze smiled secretly: "Urge, urge, you are urging!"
Helping the drunkard Xi'er Gouzi to the corner, Sun Ze picked out a can of wine, turned his back to Xi'er Gouzi and put all the poison into it.
returned to Xi'er Gouzi, put the wine jar into his arms, and helped him go back.
Walking to a place where there was still a zhang away, afraid that the distance would be too close and be recognized by other bandits who were not yet drunk, Sun Ze let go of Xi'er Gouzi, bent down and pretended to pick up something, and let Xi'er Gouzi walk over by himself.
Xi'er Gouzi staggered, holding a wine jar, constantly burping, unsteady under his feet, and almost fell down.
Sun Ze held his heart to the door of his throat and kept praying: "Xi'er Dog, you are a little more steady, don't give up your efforts!"
In the last three steps, Xier Gouzi still fell to the ground, almost Sun Ze to death, you said you, you fell down in the last three steps, and there is more than enough success!
If you look closely, it's okay, although the wine was spilled all over the floor, more than half of it was not spilled. was grabbed from the ground by Lin Huzi, kicked on the ass of Xi'er Gouzi, and scolded angrily: "His grandmother's, I have little wine here, and you spilled so much, what do you let me drink?"
Lifting the wine jar, gurgling, he poured three mouthfuls first: "Cool, there is something to do tonight, the last jar, after drinking, they will go to their posts, in case the people under the mountain attack in the second half of the night!"
As soon as the wine jar was thrown, one of the bandits then poured a bowl for each of the other bandits, and everyone threw their necks up, and they all poured their stomachs!
Sun Ze took advantage of the fact that the bandits were sharing wine and drinking, and hurriedly retreated to hide with Ling Yi and them.
Patting his chest, Sun Ze breathed a sigh of relief: "It's okay, it's okay, otherwise it will be a failure! Next time I have to go to Hao Jun, this latent task is not suitable for me!"
Hao Jun gloated and said: "See, this is not easy, in the future, I will do it alone, I am under great pressure, doing such a job is more tiring than fighting!"
Sun Ze nodded: "It's really tiring, so I propose that next time it's Ling Yi's turn!"
Hao Jun hurriedly echoed: "Yes, next time the third brother is on you!"
Ling Yi pursed his lips and said indifferently: "Isn't it just lurking and luring the enemy? I'll come, I'll come, it's a big deal to be discovered, I'll lure the enemy to your side first, you won't be able to escape anyway!"
"Damn, despicable!" Sun Ze and the two said in unison.
Ling Yi clenched his fists: "Thank you for the compliment!"
"His grandmother, who is that person? Tell him to guard the lookout, he actually let me sleep there, you go up and kick him down for me!" It turned out that after Lin Huzi finished drinking, he found that the person on the lookout was leaning on the platform, thinking that he was lazy and asleep, so he hurriedly called another person to check the situation.
The bandit, who was called, slowly occupied the table with a pestle, his eyes were dizzy, he shook his head, trying to stay awake, but he staggered and fell to the ground without taking two steps.
"Drunken Bao, you know how to drink in one day, Taozi, you go!" Seeing that the man just now fell and couldn't afford it, Lin Huzi reassigned a sober looking bandit to go.
The bandit named Taozi got the order, and he also stood up, staggering in his steps, shaking his head, and waving his hand a few times in front of him, as if there was something blocking him in front of him, and kept chanting: "Flower girl, flower girl!"
Gradually moving forward, but the direction was not towards the lookout, but towards Lin Huzi, his hands stretched forward, with a lewd expression on his face, and the corners of his mouth pursed, as if he was going to kiss Lin Huzi.
Lin Huzi looked at Taozi's obscene appearance and kicked down: "I knew that I wanted a girl one day, but I didn't know what to do!"
I saw that Taozi, who was kicked to the ground, just lying on Xi'er Gouzi, was still muttering: "Little lady, little lady!"
Lin Huzi and the other bandits on the side were stunned, what kind of operation is this? This Taozi usually can't see it, why did he get wild after two sips of wine? And he didn't even let go of the man, did he ever do anything to himself when he was drunk together before?
At this time, everyone was in a cold sweat, had they ever been treated like this?
Lin Huzi was furious, how much wine did he drink? Why are so many people drunk? Roared angrily: "It's all his grandmother's work for me, and if I drink in the future, I'll break your dog's legs!"
All the bandits were jumped by Lin Huzi, and hurriedly stood up and prepared to leave, but everyone staggered and staggered like Taozi and the others, and fell down in a large area after not taking a few steps.
Lin Huzi secretly said that it was not good, this was drugged, and his mind began to blur, and he wanted to say to Daozi today: "Who drugged me? Get out of here!"
I saw three people standing up not far from the bonfire, all of them looked at Lin Huzi with a smile, Ling Yi and the three of them were amused by the scene just now, and they didn't laugh out loud, but now they stood up, first laughing hahaha for a while.
Lin Huzi saw the three of them appear, saw their faces clearly, and shouted in surprise: "It's you?"
He was talking about Ling Yi, when Zong Lin was killed, he watched from a distance on the mountain, knowing that it was Ling Yi's hand, and when he saw Ling Yi again, he was surprised.
Ling Yi stepped forward: "That's right, it's me, do you remember me? It seems that you are about to meet Zong Lin, remember to take me to greet him!"
Although Lin Huzi was poisoned, his own strength was high, and he used his true qi to press the poison without attacking, but the feeling of dizziness made him angry.
"Kid take his life!" As he spoke, Lin Huzi began to attack Ling Yi with a bench, and he didn't have time to find a weapon, so he picked one at random nearby.
I saw that the pitch-black bench snorted towards Ling Yi's head, Ling Yi naturally didn't dodge, as soon as he raised his foot, he kicked the bench to pieces with a sky-high kick, his footwork changed, and his toes attacked Lin Huzi's chest like a hook, only to see Lin Huzi spit out a mouthful of blood and fell to the ground unconscious.
Ling Yi and the others did not delay, and they also dealt with the other bandits in three or two clicks. Ling Yi hates killing, but he doesn't mind killing bad guys.
In the end, he still had a beard, and they wanted to get news from him. A basin of cold water woke Lin Huzi from his coma, thinking that Lin Huzi would resist, but who knows, I saw him smirk, as if immersed in his own happiness.
The three of Ling Yi glanced at each other, and tried various means, whether it was kicking, slashing, or frightening, they couldn't disturb Lin Huzi's happiness.
Sun Ze asked suspiciously, "What's the situation?"
Hao Jun didn't know: "I don't know, but I look like a fool, I can't really be stupid, right?" Lingyi, your medicine has this effect?"
Ling Yi also scratched his head and replied: "I don't know, when I exchanged, the introduction only said that it was weak and poisonous, and it could be fatal, and at worst it would cause hallucinations or coma." Judging from what I just saw, these measurements are at most hallucinations and coma, right?
Sun Ze took out his broken axe and said, "Have you become an idiot, you'll know if you try it!"
First, he swung his axe and struck hard, splitting a tree stump surrounded by three people in the cottage into two, and then turned his head to aim at Lin Huzi's neck, and raised the axe to chop it down with an axe.
The axe slashed down rapidly, making people feel cold, only to hear a bang, the axe slashed on the ground, and the forest beard on the ground rolled to the side, and was about to flee.
Hao Jun was prepared, carrying a wooden stick, one by one swept thousands of troops, knocking Lin Huzi to the ground.
Ling Yi stepped forward, bent down to look at Lin Huzi, who was holding his right leg and screaming in pain, and said, "Isn't this an idiot Lin Huzi? When did you become so smart? You also know how to pretend to avoid death!"
Holding Lin Huzi on his right leg, he sighed again, and said: "Three little brothers, no, no, no, three grandfathers, let me go, I will tell you everything I know, as long as you don't kill me, I am willing to be a cow and a horse?"
Ling Yi said disgustedly: "I don't dare to ask for a cow and horse like you, I ask you to answer, if you don't answer well, the eldest brother will give him an axe, first cut off his limbs, then cut off the root of his life, and finally keep his head for him, let him fend for himself!"