Chapter 0117: Killing Time
Before Long Shi'er could say the words "you are envious", Qin Xiang'er scolded in a loud voice. [Ran^Text^Library] []
"You're not satisfied, and your conscience has been eaten by dogs."
"Yes, big beauty, don't be angry!
Long Shi'er couldn't say that she could only make compromises, for fear that Qin Xiang'er would not let go of herself, Long Shi'er hurriedly pretended to be "talking about business" and said to everyone.
"It's still early before the treasure hunt begins, brothers, there's a meadow over there, let's go and rest, and we'll go back when we're all here!"
After speaking, Long Shi'er hugged Xu Rongrong with one hand around his waist, and then took the lead towards the clearing, passing through a bush covered with thorns, and there was really a small meadow.
Long Shi'er lay down in enjoyment, and then looked at the blue sky. More and faster chapters are here.
"Wow, it feels so good to lie down and look at the sky, like it's pressing on you on this day. ”
"It's good to crush you!"
Qin Xiang'er deliberately choked Long Shi'er, and then beckoned his team members to rest on the spot, a group of people sat two here and two there, and talked about trivial matters in life.
Long Shi'er finally got up and found that Xu Rongrong and Qin Xiang'er had done it together, and they could still hear the laughter in the chat.
Long Shi'er was a little bored, and when he looked at everyone again, everyone's mouths seemed to be idle, and they couldn't stop talking when they sat down.
Long Shi'er quietly approached the team that talked the most, and the men and women here were chatting about interesting things in their lives, and now it was a thin boy who was talking. Be the first to update
He said, "I tell you, when I was ten years old, I liked a little girl. ”
At the beginning of his story, everyone laughed at him: "Who are you, you, you have begun to plague little girls at such a young age." ”
This man ignored everyone's ridicule, and continued: "Listen to me first, that day, I went to confess to her, she said, she already has a sweetheart, I was depressed, so old children, and still a little girl, how can they be so heavy than me, so I asked her, who is your sweetheart? Guess what he said?"
"You are all so heavy-tasted, who knows who her crush is, I only liked a big girl at the age of twelve, I won't tell you that I liked that girl at that time, I can't even kiss her ......when I jump!
The man covered his mouth and laughed after speaking, and a group of people patted him on the shoulder, saying that he had no ambition and liked girls who were so much taller than him, and finally someone asked. Be the first to update
"How old do you like that girl?"
"At that time, it was estimated that there must be more than twenty!"
"Fuck, no, you were only twelve years old at the time, and you liked big girls before your hair even started to grow?"
However, the conversation of several people completely forgot the person who had just started talking, and the man hurriedly pulled everyone and asked everyone to listen to him finish the story, and everyone was extremely reluctant to wait for him to speak.
"The little girl said that her father was her sweetheart, hahaha......"
After the man finished speaking, he looked up to the sky and laughed, he found that everyone was just looking at him, there was no smile on his face, and he asked with a somewhat frozen expression. Be the first to update
"What's wrong, isn't it funny?"
"Brother, I said that you are all heavy people, the key to you and us not being all the way is, where is the laughter? Why can't I hear it? At that time, she must have liked her father the most!"
Suddenly, someone hit him mercilessly, he nodded, and obediently closed his mouth, "Then I'll shut up, I'll listen to you!"
"Brother, I don't actually blame you, maybe, something made you precocious!"
There were also people who comforted him, he looked at this brother with tears in his eyes, and really wanted to hug him and say, "It's right!" But this brother said again.
"Just like me, I've been in all kinds of Fengyue places since I was fourteen years old, these things, let's take them lightly,"
Suddenly, the man hurried to ignore him far away. Be the first to update
"It turns out that my brother has this hobby, don't say it, brother, I understand you, I really understand you, don't say it, I'm afraid I can't help it. ”
These two people are purely ruining the atmosphere, Long Shi'er said.
"You two are pure troublemakers, you and we are not all the way, go and go, go to the side!"
Then Long Shi'er approached the crowded side and said to everyone with great interest.
"Come on, come on, come on, I'll share with you the experience of chasing beautiful women!"
As soon as everyone heard that Long Shi'er was going to say this, they all became interested.
"Yes, the master of the door is amazing, you see, the age is about the same as us, and the character is sometimes not as good as us, this handsome is still whiter than us, and he can even catch up with two big beauties like Rongrong's sister-in-law and Xun'er's sister-in-law, among them, there must be some secret!"
As soon as Long Shi'er heard this, he was not happy.
"What do you kid say, what do you say, sometimes my character is not as good as you, but my character is better! What do you mean that I am more white than you? I am handsome and handsome, heroic and cool, do you understand?"
Thinking that there were a bunch of beauties on the side, Long Shi'er said to the women aggrievedly.
"Beauties, you come to judge, do you say that the master of the door is handsome or they are handsome?"
"Of course it's the door owner, if they had a door manager, they wouldn't be a single person until now. ”
The women said one after another, Long Shi'er heard the cool in her heart, and took the opportunity to ask.
"Am I smart or are they smart?"
"Of course it's the door master, they have to be smart if the door master is smart, and they have already cracked the content of the assessment. ”
"Is it me who has the grace or are they the graded?"
"Of course it's the master of the door, they have to be graceful, and will they say that they like the yellow flower girl when they are teenagers?"
"Is it me who has a temper or do they have a temper?"
"Of course it's the door master, they have to have a temper, they can still be silent when the door master cut off the head that night!"
“......”
Long Shi'er looked at the girls speechlessly, only to see that the girls realized their mistakes, and quickly covered their mouths and looked at Long Shi'er apologetically. Be the first to update
But it caused the big men to laugh, and the laughter was almost on all fours!
"One by one, your feelings first followed me and made me fly from the ground to the sky quickly, and then let me fall from nature to hell at once, hum!"
Long Shi'er got up angrily, but unexpectedly, at this time, Xu Rongrong and Qin Xiang'er came to the side of the crowd with smiling faces.
"What do you say, do you want to be angry with the door master like this?"
The women looked at each other, all shaking their heads, and the men covered their mouths and snickered, also shaking their heads, Long Shi'er hurriedly said.
"We're joking here!"
"What kind of jokes, tell us about it!"
Qin Xiang'er sat directly on the ground, looking at everyone with a smile, ready to join everyone's team, Xu Rongrong naturally sat down with her, and cooled Long Shi'er to the side.
Long Shi'er had nowhere to go, so he could only go back to the ground and sit down next to Xu Rongrong.
At this time, a man made a joke about Long Shi'er, and demonstrated the question just now in the voice of Long Shi'er and the women.
"Am I handsome? Of course I am handsome! Do I have the demeanor of the doorman? Of course I have! Does the owner have a temper? Of course I have! Hahaha......"
This man's IQ is really high, and the question was brief, originally Long Shi'er asked to compare himself with them, but when he said this, he thought that he was narcissistic just now.
Moreover, this person's voice is yin and yang, which belongs to the kind that is particularly funny.
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone laughed again, and the men and women laughed together, and they were all ready to lie on the grass and slap the grass vigorously to vent their laughter.
Long Shi'er's eyes were contemptuous, it was for a while.
"I said, how can you still laugh at the same topic a second time?"
"Because it's really funny, door master, didn't you see the way you were deflated just now, turning around and looking at them like a machine, haha, laughing at me!"
After everyone finished laughing, everyone began to tease Long Shi'er with another thing, uh, no, he dared to tease Xu Rongrong on purpose.
"Door master, what did you just say, don't you want to teach us the experience of chasing women?
Long Shi'er glared at the man angrily, and at the same time looked at the changes on Xu Rongrong's face, and found that Xu Rongrong's face was almost green, Long Shi'er hurriedly explained to her.
"Wife, they're all framed against me, don't trust them, don't trust them, I'll clean them up!"
Saying that, Long Shi'er got up, pretending to be angry and looking down at the person who said himself just now.
"You kid, you are bold, don't you, even I dare to frame me? You quickly explain to your sister-in-law and I'll spare you!"
"Master, what do you want to do? I recognize Rong Rong's sister-in-law as the boss!"
The man looked at Long Shi'er vigilantly, stood up, and couldn't help but continue to tease Long Shi'er.
Long Shi'er was stunned.
"What's wrong with your boss, Rongrong? Could it be that I won't dare to clean you up?"
"If you scold me, you will scold my boss, if you beat me, you will beat my boss, if you are willing to beat my boss, then you will beat me!"
The man squeezed in front of Long Shi'er as he spoke, as if he was afraid that Long Shi'er would not dare to beat himself.
Long Shi'er was so angry that he stretched out his hand and didn't fight, Long Shi'er looked at it from the man's point of view, and he could just see a large group of people through the bushes.
Long Shi'er hurriedly pressed the man's body down, made a gesture for everyone to stop talking, and then pointed to the road for everyone to see.
Suddenly, the originally relaxed scene instantly became tense, and Long Shi'er said softly.
"Don't talk yet, let's hear what they have to say!"
There are hundreds of people in this team, and they are all uniformly dressed, and the shoulders of the white clothes are embroidered with a black tiger head pattern, and it is inferred from the dress that they should be from Wenhumen.
Long Shi'er's divine sense was released, and he found that this team of people and horses was the elite of the Wenhu Sect, and the cultivation of all the disciples was not lower than the late stage of Simple, among which there were four late Yuan Infants, and their leader was a bearded old man, and some of them were in the middle of the Yuan Infant Stage.
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