Chapter 9 Come, Tell Your Tragedy!

"Boy, you're looking for death. "The temper of the lynx was originally a short temper, and he has been a bandit for so long, it is amazing to be able to say a few words, but he didn't expect to be ridiculed by Liu Shao like this, so he took out the gun on the spot.

"Calm down, crooked melons and cracked dates like you, I don't want to kill you, otherwise just you people, hehe, ten times more will not be enough for you to play. Before the lynx could open the pistol's safety, Liu Shao's Barrett was already on his head.

"Hey, don't do it, don't do it, this brother, we don't know Taishan, we have many offenses, many offenses, do you think you can spare him once?" At this time, Xie Baoqing, who had been behind, hurriedly slapped his horse and caught up, apologizing again and again, with his simple face, he really thought he was an old farmer in the field.

"Okay, okay, don't call me a brother, there are too many people who have been killed these days, today I just came to find a place to raise one, grind off a little evil energy, look left and right, I think you have good feng shui on this mountain, and I will be your master in the future, your chair will be in the back row, of course, you can refuse, see if the feng shui around you is good before refusing. After Liu Shao finished speaking, he swept the lynx with a gun, directly knocked him under the horse, and then sat up with a swagger.

"Oh, by the way, my surname is Liu, you can call me Liu Shao, but it seems that there is a name for me on the rivers and lakes, what is the name of the god, or the secret master, whatever, you can call it as you like. Liu Shao threw down a sentence and rode directly to the mountain.

"I don't care if you are a god or not, let me die. The lynx sat up from the ground with difficulty, quickly opened the safety of the pistol, and raised his hand to shoot Liu Shao.

"Bang. The gun rang out, and the lynx held his right hand and looked at Xie Baoqing in confusion.

"Hell, idiot. After throwing down a sentence, Xie Baoqing directly patted his horse and chased after Liu Shao.

In the pain, the lynx finally came to his senses and finally remembered who the so-called god on the rivers and lakes was.

"Don't be stunned, help me up, I want to die!"

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When the lynx returned to the Juyi Hall of Heiyun Village with a group of bandits, he saw Liu Shao sitting in the first seat, drinking a small wine and eating side dishes, while Xie Baoqing poured wine for Liu Shao on the side, patting the sycophants and the like by the way.

"God, the little one has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, if you want to kill it, you can scrape the god. The lynx was very polite, so polite that he knelt down as soon as he entered the justice hall, and slapped himself on the left and the right on the slap.

"Okay, okay, I don't have the habit of settling accounts after the autumn, if you can live now, it means that you don't want to kill you, but one thing I'm very curious about, why don't any of you doubt my identity?

"God, you don't want to think about it, who dares to pretend to be you in this world, and with the hand you just had at the foot of the mountain, our village is really not enough for you to play. Lynx, last time in Lijiazhuang, you didn't go to the god to get the two jars of good wine you kept privately, so I didn't have any eyes. Xie Baoqing hurriedly accosted.

"Okay, okay, I'm here to relax and relax, by the way, you don't need to be so careful, I'm not a tiger, I don't eat people, by the way, you call it a lynx, don't keep your beard, your face was given by your father, there is no way to grow like this, but you still have a beard with this face, how fucking you don't look like a good person." Liu Shao waved his hand, signaling the big boss not to be too flattering, and by the way, he made a little joke with the beard of a bobcat.

"What the god said is, I'm going to shave my beard, I can't do anything about dressing like this, our Heiyun Village boss is too kind, bandits like us always have to have a few fierce gods to suppress the field. The lynx sneered, stood up, took a machete from a nearby minion, and prepared to start shaving.

"Alas, don't shave here, don't you see Lao Tzu drinking?

"Yes, yes, the little one has no eyes, the little one will go and move the wine for you first, you wait a minute. The lynx put the knife away and withdrew.

"Don't stand, sit down and eat, I'm not a tiger, I don't eat people. Seeing that there were still dozens of minions standing in the Juyi Hall, Liu Shao scolded secretly and had no eyes, he Liu Shao was watched by dozens of people, how could he eat?

"God, we would like to ask you to do us a favor. The dozens of minions didn't leave, nor did they find a place to sit, but knelt down in unison.

"Bastard, what are you doing Erzhu? It's the other way around!" Xie Baoqing stood up at this time and said.

"Sit down, come on, you dozens of dreamers, please tell your tragedy, oh, it's the story. Liu Shao glared at Xie Baoqing, then picked up a bowl and said.

"God, we want you to teach us the ability to fight devils with both hands, not to fight tens of thousands like you, just to be able to fight to the death for one. The second pillar who took the lead and knelt down continued to speak.

Liu Shao was stunned when he heard this, could it be that the current bandits' consciousness is so high? If everyone in the world now has this awareness, what kind of little devil is really not enough to kill, and another 100 million is estimated to be not enough to kill! Is it really the same as a divine drama, it took eight years for the little devil to escape from China?

"You go on, give me a reason, after all, you are bandits, in case I teach you skills, you don't use them to fight devils, but to rob the people, won't I also become your accomplice?" Liu Shao was a little curious, he didn't believe that these bandits really had such a high consciousness.

"Lord, let me tell you, you should have seen it when you came here just now, everything in our house has not been built for a long time, and the ground is a little scorched.

I won't tell you, after we heard some of your deeds a month ago, we also wanted to kill devils to gain a good reputation, with a reputation, we bandits who are not on the stage can also be recruited by the military, and when the time comes, we will join the regular army, and it can be regarded as a boil out, with this idea, we were ready to ambush a devil transport convoy on the side of Wild Bear Gully, that route is often taken by little devils, used to send supplies to those turrets in the south, about once every five days, three cars at a time, two cars of supplies, a car of little devils a total of less than 30 people, this line we have actually discovered a long time ago, and also figured out the general situation, I didn't dare to fight beforeAfter listening to your deeds, we plan to use this line to make a name for ourselves. Xie Baoqing said and sighed.

"As a result, you were beaten into dogs, and by the way, your hometown was also cleaned up?" Liu Shao threw a peanut into his mouth, chewed it and asked.