Chapter Ninety-Nine: Little Old Men
I have to say that these little Confucian old men who were extremely angry because of the provocations of the other ten schools and ignited the flames of war are really not easy to mess with.
When it comes to fighting, seeing that these little old men agreed, other families such as Taoism and Buddhism can be said to be happy, but soon, these little old men let them see what the combat value is, uh, it is the spit value.
It was too tragic, Lin Hu was secretly frightened on the side.
After this group of little old men came to power, there was almost nothing to do with Lin Hu, so Lin Hu picked up the futon and sat aside, watching this thrilling and ups and downs of the war of words.
I saw here, a little old man with dark skin, rolled up his sleeves, and said to the group of big monks in front of him, "The bald donkey said to his ancestor", but these big monks couldn't say a word for a long time.
This little old man's tone was rude, and many of the examples he gave were all Buddhist classics, and he was biased, but these monks were scolded and had no temper at all.
"Huh, what's their problem?"
Lin Hu, who was a little curious, listened carefully, and almost laughed out loud when he heard it.
It turned out that the dark-skinned little old man wanted to say that "all beings are equal", while the monks wanted to say "all beings are not equal".
In this way, the monks can't say anything, "all beings are not equal", even if their Buddha does not blame them, their own Buddha minds will be shattered, and if they say "all beings are equal", isn't this agreeing with the other side's point of view?
Lin Hu guessed that these big monks probably had already scolded their mothers in their hearts, and what he meowed was simply "pitting" monks.
No wonder the little old man scolded so much, scolding the bald donkey with the classics of Buddhism, it is estimated that it will be difficult to meet once in a lifetime, right?
The monks who could not bear the "heavy humiliation" quickly chose to admit defeat with a gloomy face, and it was not okay not to admit defeat, and if it dragged on any longer, it would not play any role at all except for continuing to make the old miscellaneous mao on the opposite side scold.
So, the dark-skinned little old man smiled, and laughed very wildly: "Hahaha, I didn't expect my Fang Yongan to have today, hurry up, hurry up, presumably today's 'war' can also go down in history, just call it 'Fang Yongan scolding the bald', haha, happy!"
Fang Yongan didn't want to be obscene for long, and soon joined the surrounding war groups, and fought with another little old man to "tongue" seven or eight peasant monks dressed as farmers.
Although the peasant family is overwhelming, it is the two Confucian old men who currently have the upper hand, but it may take a while to really divide the victory and defeat.
What really made Lin Hu care was the "scolding war" between Confucianism and Zonghengjia on the other side of the ring.
The Zongheng family is also a school that can speak well, and it is obvious that this group of little old men also attaches great importance to the Zongheng family, and they have sent seven little old men.
The battle situation, it is not ordinary tragedy, the two sides quote scriptures, side signs, spittle, as if the clouds are turning over the rain, and like a shrew scolding the street, so wonderful.
Lin Hu, who was sitting on the side, only felt that if he had more melon seeds or popcorn in his hand, it would be perfect.
The sun doesn't know when it will rise and set again, and the sky will gradually dim again.
At this time, the night covers the whole land, and the bright moon is hidden in the dark clouds, which is the dead of night.
In a huge venue somewhere in Zhuang Yuyuan, the sound of debate is still continuing, but compared to the fierce scolding battle before, the current debate is more like a gasp.
Lao Tzu said: Faith is not beautiful, beautiful words are not believed. The good do not argue, and the debater is not good. Those who know are not knowledgeable, and those who are knowledgeable do not know. The saint does not accumulate, because he thinks that he has more and more with himself. The way of heaven is beneficial but not harmful. The way of the saints, for the sake of not fighting......"
"Huhu...... Old horseman, are you convinced?" said an old man in Confucian clothes, with white hair and a round face.
"Okay, I didn't expect you Confucians to be so stubborn...... Ahem, the old man took it, this time you won. Another old man gasped.
"Haha, I won it, hahaha, ahem...... Ahem......" the old man in Confucian clothes coughed.
This is the most tenacious of all the opponents of Confucianism, and even he has relented, which also shows that the final winner of this "discernment" competition is already Confucianism.
However, Confucianism is not having a good time, although it has the "blessing of war will", it is also a thousand enemies and eight hundred, but fortunately the famous family withdrew, otherwise the champion would not have fallen into the hands of Confucianism.
It's really hard to imagine how the famous masters managed to win each time in the face of the siege of the other eleven schools of the academy in the past, except for being defeated once by unquitting tricks.
Lin Hu was also watching the play at the beginning, and when the argument was most intense, he also tried to interject, but when he really faced the questioning and rebuttal of eloquent people of other schools like a storm, Lin Hu found that he was speechless.
The debate seems simple, you only need to move your mouth, but what really involves is everything.
Although Lin Hu has a lot of classics from the previous life in his mind, it is still far from enough to really be like these little old men, and all kinds of theories come as soon as they open their mouths.
In the final analysis, it is still limited by age, even if you add the years that Lin Hu lived in his previous life, he is only middle-aged, and compared with these old men who are hundreds of years old at every turn, he is still just a little doll who has not grown up.
This is also why the Confucian side, except for Lin Hu, sent out all old men, without him, he lived a long time and knew a lot.
After the victory and defeat were decided, the round Bujie stepped into the ring and announced that the winner of the first stage of the "discernment" competition was Confucianism, and then announced that the second stage of the "discernment" competition was about to begin.
However, this move was resisted by seven or eight schools of thought led by Confucianism.
If you start the second stage of the competition now, I believe that the famous and Buddhist families will wake up with a smile in their dreams, the previous "identification" competition, although the famous family fell a Deng Zhe, but there are still many elders and brothers who have not played, and the energy has not been consumed much at all, which can be said to have been recuperating for a long time.
As for Buddhism, although he was "humiliated" by the Confucian Fang Yongan, he didn't consume much energy, and he was naturally ready to go.
And schools such as Confucianism, which were in the middle of a fierce battle just now, are not much worse now, if not a serious lack of oxygen in the brain, especially Confucianism, which is now hoarse, if they are allowed to go again, it is better to admit defeat directly.
It's okay if it's just one or two families, after all, the minority can obey the majority, but so many families protest together, and it's dumbfounded if you don't quit, if you insist on announcing the beginning, his identity is also a stalk, so it's easy to be accused of helping his own Buddhist family.
As a result, under the research and decision of the "organizing committee" of the competition, the competition was postponed for an hour, and with this hour, the "players" who had consumed too much energy before began to recover their physical strength, well, mental power......