"Chen Hao, don't be impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil. Xiaopang saw Chen Hao pick up a piece of moving bricks, and knew that this guy was hot-headed, so he immediately stopped him.

"Little Fatty, don't stop me, Lao Tzu wants to kill their pair of traitors, husbands, and ******** with a brick Just now, Little Fat told Chen Hao that his girlfriend had split his legs.

At first, Chen Hao didn't believe it, but Xiaopang took out a photo of them hugging each other. There are also photos of walking into the hotel together, what to do in the hotel, it is self-evident.

There are pictures and truths, and Chen Hao has to be disbelievable that her girlfriend is really splitting her legs.

This kind of cuckolded thing, Chen Hao really can't bear it.

He is a sling, his family has no money, but he can't put sand in his eyes.

Riding his broken bicycle, galloping madly towards Yuhuatai,

"Paralyzed, he lied to me that he was going to watch a meteor shower with his classmates, and he must have gone with that adulterer. ”

According to the weather forecast, there is a once-in-a-century meteor shower tonight, and Chen Hao originally asked his girlfriend Li Jiaojiao to go to Yuhuatai to watch meteors at night. As a result, Li Jiaojiao said that she wanted to watch it with her classmates.

Therefore, Chen Hao just didn't go.

Now, how could Chen Hao not know that she watched the meteor shower with her classmates, which was a cover at all......

Coming to the foot of Yuhuatai Mountain, Chen Hao locked the car.

Picked up the bricks and rushed to the mountain angrily......

"I'm grass, who stoned me?"

Just after running a few steps, Chen Hao suddenly felt as if he had been hit by a stone, and then his eyes went black and he fainted.

When he woke up, he found himself in a hospital bed.

It was a well-wisher who was passing by who saw Chen Hao in a coma and called 120.

Chen Hao suspected that he was hit by a meteor that arrived early, but it was not clear whether it was or not.

After checking his body, Chen Hao didn't find that he didn't feel uncomfortable, and was about to get out of bed and go back to school, when the mobile phone in his pocket dripped a little.

It is the voice received by WeChat.

Chen Hao took out his mobile phone and clicked on WeChat.

System prompt: The Queen Mother invites the 'Flirting Crazy God' to join the Wanjie WeChat group.

'Flirting Crazy God' is Chen Hao's WeChat nickname.

This was followed by a barrage of system messages that someone had joined.

Chang'e joined the Wanjie WeChat group.

Weaver Girl joins the Wanjie WeChat group.

The Nine Heavens Xuannu entered the WeChat group of the Ten Thousand Worlds.

Nanhai Guanyin invited Monkey King to join the Wanjie WeChat group.

Erlang God joined the Wanjie WeChat group.

Tai Bai Xing joined the Wanjie WeChat group.

......

A series of system prompts to join the message are directly swiped.

In just a few minutes, three or four hundred newcomers joined.

And new members are still pouring in.

Chen Hao looked at these nicknames and was immediately happy.

There are those who are called the Queen Mother, those who are called Guanyin, and those who claim to be Chang'e and the Monkey King.

Is this all a tease sent by monkeys?

It lasted for seven minutes before the news of joining gradually stopped, and Chen Hao looked at the total number of people in this group, which had reached more than seven hundred.

"Warmly celebrate the official establishment of the Wanjie WeChat group, I am the Queen Mother of the West. The queen mother of the group leader began to speak, with a motherly posture of the world.

Monkey King was the first to jump out and speak: Don't just play lip service, come to something practical, send two peaches to celebrate.

Tai Bai Xing: I'm tired of eating peaches, and it's still the reality of sending red envelopes.

Marshal Tianpeng: Ibid.

Wu Gang: Same as your sister!

Marshal Tianpeng: The one who chops wood owes it.

Wu Gang: You're a pig.

Marshal Tianpeng: Believe it or not...... Marshal Ben nailed a rake, raked you to death.

Wu Gang: You're a pig.

These two guys, because of Chang'e, have long formed a feud, and they have been pinching as soon as they meet for thousands of years.

"Okay, don't argue, and stop arguing for another 10,000 years. The Queen Mother spoke.

This woman is ruthless enough.

As soon as they saw that it was 10,000 years, Wu Gang and Marshal Tianpeng immediately fell silent.

Seeing that the group was quiet, the queen mother said again: Okay, this group has just been established, and I, as the leader of the group, naturally want to send a red envelope to celebrate.

As soon as they saw the Queen Mother say that they wanted to give out red envelopes, the whole group immediately quieted down, waiting to grab the red envelopes.

Chen Hao was watching them chatting with great interest, thinking that this group of teases was quite interesting, and when he saw that the guy who claimed to be the queen mother was about to give out red envelopes, his eyes couldn't help but light up.

It doesn't matter if they are 'funny' or not, anyway, the red envelope will not be fake, so grab it first.

The right hand is ready.

Soon, the red envelope jumped out.

Chen Hao clicked immediately.

"My grass, what speed is this?" Chen Hao was directly dumbfounded, he didn't grab it, the queen mother sent seven hundred and fifty red envelopes, and there were seven hundred and fifty people in the group.

The only one who didn't grab the red envelope turned out to be Chen Hao.

"Thank you, Queen Mother. ”

"The Queen Mother's merits are immeasurable. ”

"Hooray, hooray, hooray. ”

Lei Gong: "Go on, don't stop." A V-shaped emoji at the end.

It seems that this product has just grabbed a lot, otherwise it wouldn't be so excited.

Yang Jian: "That's right, don't stop the red envelope, brush it up, who will send it next." ”

Tie Guan Li: "I propose, whoever grabbed the most just now will be the one who will eat the big one." ”

"Agreed. ”

"No comment, Moda. The Nine Heavens Xuannu made a cute expression.

My bunny said that she agreed. Chang'e spoke.

"Dead cripple, are you sincere in making trouble?" After speaking, Yue Lao sent an angry expression again.

There is no doubt that he grabbed the most just now.

Tie Guan Li: The expression of covering his mouth and snickering.

Matchmaker: Yue Lao, you can send one.

"Okay, just send it, a new 'red rope' test has been developed, and I don't know what the effect is, so I'll send it to you to try it first." ”

Chen Hao glared: Is this the guy who matches people with the red thread? It seems that he listens to the words of the matchmaker.

What is the relationship between these two guys?

Soon, Yue Lao's red envelope was distributed.

I rob.

As soon as he saw the red envelope appear, Chen Hao poked the screen with a mission.

Ding dong!

The screen shows that he received a red envelope from the old moon, and five sets of love red lines.

I grass, finally grabbed it.

Chen Hao's face was overjoyed, and Yue Lao sent a bag, and he actually let himself grab it, which was very angry.

Actually, Chen Hao didn't know something, just now everyone saw that Yue Lao said that it was an experimental product, and no one grabbed it at all.

There is also a note on the 'red line of love' below.

Function: After use, it can instantly make the other person fall in love with himself.

What is this thing?

Chen Hao was stunned, didn't he say that red envelopes can only send money, what is this 'love red line'?

I also said that I made the other party fall in love with myself instantly after using it, so it's ridiculous, right?

How can there be such a thing in this world?

A bunch of funny stuff.

Now Chen Hao can be sure that these guys are either funny, or they are neurotic in the second secondary school.

You can't be in the neurotic group of some madhouse, right?

"Well, what is this?" Chen Hao found that there was an extra treasure pavilion on the page of the red envelope on his mobile phone.

Curious, I clicked in.

Inside are dense small compartments, similar to the compartments of backpacks in the game.

Most of the slots are empty, and only the first slot contains items.

This item is the 'love red line', and it is also marked with five, indicating that there are five sets.

Chen Hao clicked to receive.

In just an instant, there were two more wires in his hand, one red and one green, and the original five in the mobile phone grid became four.