"Hey, I said Lin boy, you are not authentic today, you didn't come when the old man visited the church to get married, and you came late again at the dinner, you said, should you be punished?" Master Cen said to Lin Hu with a little misty eyes.

"Hehe...... Lin Hu touched the tip of his nose and smiled wryly.

In fact, at this time, any explanation was false, but Master Cen was unforgiving, and he didn't mean to let Lin Hu go at all.

"The old man doesn't embarrass you, like your last song "Song of the Frog" is very good, the old man also appreciates it, the old man is not very demanding, you don't need to make that kind of poem that alarms the ghosts and gods, as long as you are a little stronger than those two old guys who are not successful!"

As he spoke, Master Cen pointed at "Brother Wang" and "Brother Wu", and the two of them were so angry that they blew their noses and glared.

What do you mean to be a little stronger than two old fellows who don't make it?

The two swore that if it weren't for Master Cen's wedding today, they would have made Master Cen regret saying such things.

Even with it, Lin Hu was also glared at by the two childishly, as if to say, if you kid can't satisfy us, just wait and see.

"This ......"

Lin Hu was dumbfounded for a while, is this considered to be pulling hatred for him?

Lin Hu looked at Master Cen helplessly, but Cen father and son looked at the ceiling as if they hadn't seen it, as if there was something on it that attracted him.

Suddenly, Lin Hu found that a hint of banter flashed in the corner of Master Cen's eyes, although it disappeared quickly, it was still captured by Lin Hu sensitively.

Lin Hu thought about it carefully, this Master Cen has clear eyes now, how can he still be drunk just now, he was clearly pretending to be drunk just now!

"Rub, this old guy me ......"

Now that he is ready to send an arrow, he has to send it, knowing that Master Cen has "bad intentions" Lin Hu can't say or not to write, otherwise, he will lose his Lin Hu's face, and I believe that his Lin Hu's reputation as "afraid of things" will soon spread throughout the academy.

However, it can't make Master Cen feel better, this dumb loss can't be eaten in vain.

"Yes, there is!"

Suddenly, a smile crossed the corner of Lin Hu's mouth, as if he had thought of something interesting. And after seeing Lin Hu's smile, Master Cen suddenly had a bad feeling in vain.

Taking out the standard magic pen for the disciples from the storage ring, Lin Hu calmly walked towards the white paper pen on the bluestone table.

"Eighteen brides and eighty langs, with pale hair and red makeup. ”

"It's average, but it's really appropriate for this 'pale hair to red makeup' on Cen Hai's old uncultivated body, haha, yes, not bad. ”

As soon as Lin Hu finished writing the first two sentences, "Brother Wang" and "Brother Wu" couldn't wait to read and comment one by one.

In fact, these two people didn't care at all about what Master Cen said, and they didn't think that Lin Hu would write better than the two, and the reason why they were very unhappy was that they were completely "childish".

"Why stopped, write quickly, that kid, it can't be that you can't think of it. ”

"Yes, yes, it doesn't matter if you can't think of it, we old-timers are still very tolerant of future generations. ”

The two kept clamoring beside them, Lin Hu just turned a deaf ear, took a deep breath, and continued to write.

"Mandarin ducks are ...... into two nights"

"Not bad, it's a little interesting, write quickly!"

Lin Hu didn't disappoint him, and quickly wrote the last sentence.

"A pear tree presses begonias. "Brother Wu" shouted.

As soon as these words came out, the audience was dead silent, and it seemed to be the eve of a storm, and I don't know who laughed first.

"Hahaha...... Hahaha...... Hahaha......"

The laughter seemed to take the lead, and the audience burst into laughter that could not be stopped.

Which of these people here is not a human spirit, and at the moment when "Brother Wu" read out "a pear flower pressing a begonia", he thought of the connotation, but he didn't react because he was too shocked.

"Hahaha......"

The funniest thing is "Brother Wang" and "Brother Wu", I saw the two of them laughing and dancing, and almost tears were about to laugh.

"Okay, what a 'pear blossom pressed begonia', my king is convinced, hahaha......"

"That's right, I, Wu Hongbo, also took it, hahaha......"

The two of them were happy, but the face of Master Cen on the side was already red, as if he was going to wear a long and short robe with the fiery red robe on his body.

"Lin boy, who said that the old man is ......"

As soon as Master Cen wanted to defend himself loudly, in the field, the mutation rose in vain.

I saw that one by one, white flowers grew from the void, and then quickly fell, pressing on the ground, and suddenly appeared on a red flower.

Anyone who knows a little about flowers can quickly recognize that the white one is the pear blossom, and the red one is the begonia flower.

"No, this can also be ......"

"Talent, this is a real talent!"

Wang Xiangwen and Wu Hongbo sang and spoke in harmony, completely ignoring the gloomy face of Master Cen next to him, who was about to drip water.

In a flash of brilliance, the flowers on the ground were completely gone, as if the scene of flowers fluttering in the sky just now was just an illusion.

At this time, the pattern of two flowers appeared on the white paper with poems written on the bluestone table, one white and one red, and the white pear blossoms were on top of the red begonia flowers.

However, at this time, Lin Hu didn't have time to read the poems, because just now, he suddenly found that he had unknowingly entered the heroic realm, was it when Hua Yu appeared......

Lin Hu didn't have time to think about it, and suddenly, he saw Master Cen with a sinking face.

Lin Hu secretly said "not good" in his heart, with a flash of inspiration, he snorted and said, "Today's wine is a little strong, no, I'm drunk, drunk ......"

After speaking, regardless of the surprised eyes of the others, he fell directly to the ground, and after a while, a dull snoring sounded......

In the face of Lin Hu's rogue behavior, Master Cen really didn't know what to do with Lin Hu except jumping to his feet and scolding the bastard in his heart.

This poem written by Lin Hu was written by Su Shi, a great writer in the Northern Song Dynasty, and in Lin Hu's view, Su Shi is a well-deserved super literary emperor.

can not only write the eternal swan song of "ten years of life and death", but also write "a tree of pear flowers pressing begonias", which can make countless prostitute talents in later generations admire, which makes people really unconvinced.

In fact, this Master Cen and Wang Xiangwen and Wu Hongbo have always been close friends, but they have always been inferior to the two of them in poetry, so they are ridiculed on weekdays.

During the entrance examination of the new students, after seeing Lin Hu's "Frog", Master Cen was immediately shocked and secretly remembered it.

After Lin Hu entered the school, Master Cen also asked Lin Hu again and again to participate in any poetry meeting, just to borrow Lin Hu's hand to let these old guys know what it is that there are mountains outside the mountains and there are people outside the people.

It's just that Lin Hu used to be quite resistant to this kind of poetry meeting, and every time he made Master Cen return with his halberd every time.

Originally, this wedding was an opportunity, but unexpectedly, the opponent did not hit it, but made himself a laughing stock, and Master Cen could only sigh unlucky.

Master Cen didn't know that the day after the wedding, the matter spread throughout the academy, and he also got the nickname of "Cen Lihua......

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